And now, the end is near, and so I face that final curtain...B1G tournament opener open thread
Michigan vs. Penn State
Starting now, on the 'Cock, if you dare...
March 13th, 2024 at 10:23 PM ^
I saw both. Barbie was like a mashup of the Lego movie and Mad Men. I didn’t care for it. Oppenheimer given the Pulp Fiction treatment (non-linear time progression) seemed unnecessary. The Robert Downey Jr. character did nothing for me, but I was never a fan of his. I just thought it was odd that the focus of the movie was the Downey character’s revenge instead of the discovery of the bomb that changed history forever more.
(And if you’re tempted to see Holdovers, do yourself a favor and watch Dead Poets’ Society, Sideways, or Good Will Hunting instead. Talk about a derivative flick.)
March 13th, 2024 at 10:10 PM ^
We are going to crack 40 points, easy
March 13th, 2024 at 10:24 PM ^
You can say that again!
March 13th, 2024 at 10:10 PM ^
We are going to crack 40 points, easy
March 13th, 2024 at 10:12 PM ^
Buffalo trace is telling me we are winning this
March 13th, 2024 at 10:12 PM ^
If Juwan sees the Michigan basketball sideline again after this game, then the definition of NIL to me will be the amount I plan to donate to fund this clown show.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:13 PM ^
at this time 3 years ago
Now look what it will be next yr with 8 transfers and nothing in the recruiting class but LOLs. It's one of the most complete implosions of a program ever and camp sanderson has been told to fuck off too.
Roster[edit]
2020–21 Michigan Wolverines men's basketball team
PlayersCoaches
Pos.#NameHeightWeightYearPrevious schoolHometown
G0Adrien Nunez6 ft 6 in (1.98 m)210 lb (95 kg)JrSt. Thomas More PrepBrooklyn, NY
C1Hunter Dickinson7 ft 1 in (2.16 m)255 lb (116 kg)FrDeMatha CatholicAlexandria, VA
F2Isaiah Livers (C)6 ft 7 in (2.01 m)230 lb (104 kg)SrKalamazoo CentralKalamazoo, MI
G3Zeb Jackson6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)180 lb (82 kg)FrMontverde AcademyToledo, OH
G4Brandon Wade (W)6 ft 1 in (1.85 m)185 lb (84 kg)JrSkylineAnn Arbor, MI
F5Terrance Williams II6 ft 7 in (2.01 m)240 lb (109 kg)FrGonzaga CollegeClinton, MD
G12Mike Smith5 ft 11 in (1.8 m)185 lb (84 kg)GSColumbiaBurr Ridge, IL
G14Rico Ozuna-Harrison (W)5 ft 11 in (1.8 m)175 lb (79 kg)SrCass TechDetroit, MI
G15Chaundee Brown6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)215 lb (98 kg)SrWake ForestOrlando, FL
G21Franz Wagner6 ft 9 in (2.06 m)220 lb (100 kg)SoAlba BerlinBerlin, Germany
F23Brandon Johns Jr.6 ft 8 in (2.03 m)240 lb (109 kg)JrEast LansingEast Lansing, MI
F24C. J. Baird (W)6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)225 lb (102 kg)SrDetroit Catholic CentralNovi, MI
G25Jace Howard6 ft 7 in (2.01 m)210 lb (95 kg)FrNSU University SchoolMiami, FL
G32Luke Wilson (W)6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)175 lb (79 kg)SrBoulderBoulder, CO
F44Jaron Faulds (W)6 ft 10 in (2.08 m)240 lb (109 kg)SrHoltHolt, MI
F51Austin Davis (C)6 ft 10 in (2.08 m)250 lb (113 kg)GSOnstedOnsted, MI
G55Eli Brooks (C)6 ft 1 in (1.85 m)185 lb (84 kg)SrSpring GroveSpring Grove, PA
March 13th, 2024 at 10:17 PM ^
We were so young and innocent then. The future seemed so full of promise.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:19 PM ^
i was so much older then
i'm younger than that now
March 13th, 2024 at 10:27 PM ^
Half-wracked prejudice leaped forth, "rip down all hate, " I screamed
Lies that life is black and white spoke from my skull, I dreamed.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:32 PM ^
You're Benjamin Button! You're slowly turning into a young Brad Pitt.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:13 PM ^
Robbie don’t jinx TReed!
March 13th, 2024 at 10:16 PM ^
Three great minutes then back to the same old shit.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:16 PM ^
PSU 45 - M 35
"This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes again."
March 13th, 2024 at 10:44 PM ^
Boom goes the dynamite, exterminate them all.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:16 PM ^
It’s clear to me Michigan is stealing signs
March 13th, 2024 at 10:17 PM ^
I feel like the coaches have to actively try to make the team worse to be this bad. It doesn’t make any sense to me. There are way worse teams who play way better and win more games.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:18 PM ^
Rumor has it that if Dug fouls out tonight that all 16 people watching this on Peacock get a free cheese roll up from Taco Bell.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:19 PM ^
Not sure foul trouble is our main concern
March 13th, 2024 at 10:27 PM ^
But it is. pSU’s first half run was when UM’s entire front court had to sit. Now, here we go again
March 13th, 2024 at 10:20 PM ^
Rogers was then the head coach of the National Football League's Detroit Lions from 1985 to 1988, where his record was 18–40. He went 7–9 in 1985 (with home wins over four playoff teams), 5–11 in 1986, 4–11 in 1987, and 2–9 in 1988, for a career record with the Lions of 18–40.[5] One of his more famous quotes during his unsuccessful tenure with the Lions was when he once wondered aloud to reporters after a loss, "What does a coach have to do around here to get fired?"
RIP Darryl Rogers. At least we still have Keith Jackson with us.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:20 PM ^
we're a few minutes from the " why did I take Michigan +7.5 or the Penn state -7.5 was free and easy money " post
March 13th, 2024 at 10:22 PM ^
Only one guy i feel bad for, it is T Will, he put in his 4 years, He stuck this shit show through to the end.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:25 PM ^
On that play where Reed dominated the red head (and traveled), he took FAR more contact than this last foul on him. Boo
March 13th, 2024 at 10:26 PM ^
I got to give some flowers to T Will. He's developed to be an average Big Ten starter and his PRPG and PER both confirm that. And he's got 12/6 right now, leading the team in both and zero TOs... not going gently into that good night.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:29 PM ^
An average big ten player on an awful big ten team. He would be the 7th or 8th guy on a contender.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:40 PM ^
Which is what one means when they say ‘an average BT starter’
March 13th, 2024 at 10:27 PM ^
Good thing we have plenty of BIGS to go to! What, we don’t. Oh SHIT!
March 13th, 2024 at 10:27 PM ^
There is a real chance Cheddar is the best player on this team next year. By a margin.
Enjoy.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:29 PM ^
Name me one underclassmen who will be a starter next year.
When your team is complete garbage at least you play the young guys. Our young guys are ....
(checks notes)
There are none.
Someone named Harrison Hochberg is playing in our top 8. Name me a true FR, RS FR, true SO, RS SO ready to take over this team next year. There are none. This is truly frightening.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:32 PM ^
Who knows? Howard plays the starters down 50 with 3 minutes to go instead of getting young guys minutes.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:36 PM ^
Both coaches have throw over zipper coats zipped Al the way to the top. Their necks are nice and warm. Collar popped like red pop.
HOW MANY TIMES CAN WE FUCKING TRAVEL.
anyway, bill brasky
March 13th, 2024 at 10:41 PM ^
Dug?
March 13th, 2024 at 10:41 PM ^
Reed?
March 13th, 2024 at 10:30 PM ^
Oh, more shots of shocked cheerleaders!
March 13th, 2024 at 10:34 PM ^
Tschetter tries. He's just not athletic. At least he tries.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:35 PM ^
A 7 point deficit seems insurmountable because I know we’re scoring 2 more points the rest of the way.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:35 PM ^
Can we not have Burnett bring the back up under pressure?
March 13th, 2024 at 10:35 PM ^
Glad he missed and missed first FT, but all that was missing was the red carpet for Ace’s stroll down the lane.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:35 PM ^
I believe!
March 13th, 2024 at 10:38 PM ^
Red Sox 2004?
March 13th, 2024 at 10:36 PM ^
I’ve seen fewer travels watching 1st graders play.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:37 PM ^
Someone...anyone.....please explain to me why Jace Howard is ghost screening then fading to the 3-pt line....this team is infuriating to watch - it's like they think they're playing NBA Jam and can make any shot by the press of a button.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:41 PM ^
They’d have to start by explaining why Jace Howard plays at all. One of the worst players I’ve ever seen.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:48 PM ^
I mean - we all KNOW the reason why he's playing.....I don't get it tho.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:37 PM ^
Quite the disparity at the line for a neutral site game. 21-7
March 13th, 2024 at 10:38 PM ^
The perimeter play is just atrocious. No one that can defend on the perimeter, no one, other than Dug, that can handle the ball or create shots. Juwan, you need guards man.
March 13th, 2024 at 10:39 PM ^
Both Howard’s need to go
March 13th, 2024 at 10:42 PM ^
wrestling school