LSU insider certain B Kelly would come to M if Harbaugh leaves for NFL (i.e. no clue what he's talking about)
Slow news day so thought this would be good for a laugh and reminder most insiders don't know ANYTHING:
LSU insider says IF Harbaugh goes to the NFL and IF Michigan offers Kelly, is certain that purple face fam-uh-lee values BK will come to Michigan. Kelly did state that he intends to end his career at LSU.
More for fun than to be taken at all seriously!
December 23rd, 2023 at 6:49 PM ^
Why would we want him? Rather Sherrone or Minter learn OTJ than this wannabee.
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:37 PM ^
Exactly - this is like Presidential polls a year before the election….people just make stuff up and no one is accountable for the accuracy of the flotsam they emit.
December 23rd, 2023 at 9:56 PM ^
I just heard that Illinois insiders say the if asked Bert will crawl on broken glass from Champaign to Ann Arbor.
December 25th, 2023 at 9:34 PM ^
No Thanks. Only want Harb. He's our guy.
December 23rd, 2023 at 10:06 PM ^
Depends on Jim Stapleton apparently
December 23rd, 2023 at 11:50 PM ^
I can't imagine it would be Minter. Good chance he moves on to the NFL with Coach in that case. Also, I think people are overlooking the chance he leaves this year. He interviewed with the Eagles last year and they have an unofficial DC vacancy already.
December 24th, 2023 at 8:50 AM ^
Can’t figure out for the life of me why anyone would wanna coach in the nfl. I mean, I get it, you’ve officially arrived. I can’t even watch the games anymore unless maybe a day like today when I’ll watch Detroit. Professional football was ruined years ago for me.
December 24th, 2023 at 9:39 AM ^
I kinda agree... I readily admit that the talent, speed, and complexity of scheme in the NFL dwarf what college teams put on the field. I mean, only the best college players get into the NFL. But I don't see the same passion or intensity from NFL players. Maybe those aren't the right terms, maybe it's desire, I don't know.
The NFL just misses something that the college game has, and whatever it is makes me prefer watching college games. By a mile.
December 24th, 2023 at 1:08 PM ^
Not having to recruit is a big benefit.
December 25th, 2023 at 6:25 PM ^
Huge. You have an off season in the NFL, which means you have a legitimate family life. Work very hard during the season and at a few points outside the season (draft, OTAs), but the rest of the time you can live a semi-normal life.
December 23rd, 2023 at 6:50 PM ^
Not interested!
December 23rd, 2023 at 6:52 PM ^
No thanks
December 23rd, 2023 at 6:54 PM ^
That's gonna be a no from me, dog
December 23rd, 2023 at 6:55 PM ^
Tell that to the qb he is recruiting
December 23rd, 2023 at 6:56 PM ^
But why tf would Michigan want that purple douche nozzle when we could have Sherrone or Mike Hart or Minter step up as HC?
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:56 PM ^
Maybe unpopular opinion around here, I would be less than thrilled if Mike Hart was the HC at this stage in his career. He's never even been a coordinator before or called plays. He might great at it, but I think where the program is now, and in the current times....a proven HC or at least a highly successful coordinator would be much more ideal.
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:31 PM ^
I don’t think you have to worry about that one man. If Harbaugh leaves for the NFL then Sherrone Moore will be the next Head Coach.
December 23rd, 2023 at 9:14 PM ^
I mean Hart has had AHC titles at two different P5 schools. He might be more of a CEO type that is the face of the program and leading the recruiting.
December 23rd, 2023 at 10:42 PM ^
Being a coordinator or play caller is so overrated as a qualification for becoming an HC.
December 24th, 2023 at 12:37 AM ^
Agree, I’ve wanted him to be HC here since his upperclassman years, but really needs a run at full coordinator and maybe another smaller HC gig first. I’d hate to lose him, but would be happy to see someone in a P5 take a flier on him as OC this offseason or see him move up if Moore ends up at the top Spot.
December 24th, 2023 at 9:48 AM ^
If by "...proven HC..." you mean someone from outside the program, please fuck the fuck right off. I understand what you're saying about his experience level, but I don't want anything to do with starting over from scratch right now - which is exactly what hiring someone from outside off the street would be. In that case, the entire staff (more or less) would be wiped out and the locker room culture that been aging like fine cheese will start to grow mold. If Moore or Minter aren't the choices for whatever reason, the only other viable choice is Mike Hart.
At this particular time, looking outside doesn't make sense in any way, shape, or form.
December 23rd, 2023 at 6:57 PM ^
Actuaries all over Ann Arbor are lowering the life expectancy of UM camera people from 79 to 62 years...
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:22 PM ^
That gets a +1 from this actuary.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:45 PM ^
Random question: Do I hit 80, or no?
December 23rd, 2023 at 9:08 PM ^
My tables say that you are already on borrowed time. The only thing I can think of is that the reaper they sent for you was so impressed by your MGoBlog point total that he/she let you live a bit longer.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:01 PM ^
Cringe. Does not belong in Ann Arbor.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:17 PM ^
But we'd miss out on his authentic Cajun wisdom
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:33 PM ^
I never noticed in this abomination before. What is Kelly wearing? Is he expecting gun play?
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:02 PM ^
That vest is from the Lane Bryant Spring '21 collection.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:43 PM ^
Does he think he’s John Travolta in Pulp Fiction or something?
December 25th, 2023 at 2:48 PM ^
Actually YES! Don't forget, he has killed before.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:02 PM ^
It would be up to his faaaaamily
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:05 PM ^
Isn’t this the guy who was negligent in the death of a videotaper while at ND
December 23rd, 2023 at 9:58 PM ^
And stonewalled an investigation into a player accused of sexual assault where the accuser later committed suicide. So, yeah, wonderful human.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:06 PM ^
Who cares!!!!
Kelly is a dbag.....
Go Blue 🏈🏈🏈
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:07 PM ^
I understand that you only posted this to highlight how ridiculous it is, but... Come on, bro.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:10 PM ^
This is the 2nd silly rumor about BK I've heard in two days. Yesterday he was going to the Patriots to replace Belichick. Lol.
Seems like some LSU boosters are shopping out rumors to see what sticks. They must hate him.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:34 PM ^
Well they are floating rumors about the wrong school. We are cheap as hell and certainly wouldn’t be paying anyone’s buyout, let alone Kelly’s.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:34 PM ^
Or his agent is trying to get him a raise
December 23rd, 2023 at 8:05 PM ^
I heard a 3rd rumor!
Informed sources informed men that BK is introducing a Christmas burger, red ketchup on green meat.
December 23rd, 2023 at 9:10 PM ^
They have to do something. Their service is shit, their food is worse than McDonald's, and their facilities are disgusting. Short of turning the play areas into dens of iniquity, they are not going to be around much longer.
#OxfordComma
December 24th, 2023 at 9:54 AM ^
I still prefer their burgers to any other fast food shack. McD's is at the bottom of any list I can imagine. The only thing worth eating at McD's is the McMuffin and french fries (but only when they're freshly cooked).
Gawd, I hate everything McD's related...
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:55 PM ^
Meh, it's just MGo points and I thought it was funny as it was ridiculous so I'm ok with the post and hoped others might find it funny as well
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:11 PM ^
Nope. A purple face does not go well with maize and blue.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:15 PM ^
How bout no!
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:18 PM ^
I would probably rescind my fandom.
December 23rd, 2023 at 7:20 PM ^
I would legit rather have Brady Hoke back. I really don't want a guy I think is a complete POS running the program.