November 25th, 2023 at 6:24 PM ^
He won’t be there he’ll come up with a fake illness
November 25th, 2023 at 6:35 PM ^
He won't come up with it. He'll be told what it is by the other B1G coaches during a conference call.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:50 PM ^
I've just got something in the back of my brain, probably in the wishful thinking part but who knows, that keeps saying "Petitti will be fired by Saturday."
November 25th, 2023 at 8:18 PM ^
He won't be told on a conference call with them... His head is down between their legs so often, there'll be no need for a conference call... Unless that's what the kids are calling it these days...
November 25th, 2023 at 6:38 PM ^
Let’s use one known to work: arachnoid cyst.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:38 PM ^
Take that trophy, shake that dudes hand and get real close and look him in the eye and slam that dumpy paper weight on the ground
November 25th, 2023 at 6:39 PM ^
There ain't no cure for stupidity.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:44 PM ^
He might come up with a real one ... LOL
November 25th, 2023 at 6:48 PM ^
Is giving a handjob to Ryan Day a fake illness or just a standard evening for him?
November 25th, 2023 at 7:59 PM ^
You can tell about the handjob because of the dye on his palms.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:54 PM ^
We should pull a ND and deliver Tony the letter that we're leaving the B1G right before the game.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:59 PM ^
Have Harbs hand deliver it and walk off with the trophy…
November 25th, 2023 at 7:14 PM ^
Brushwood and MGo, that is the best idea, I would love to see that happen.
November 25th, 2023 at 7:05 PM ^
Fake illness? So, you're saying he'll pull an Urban Meyer?
November 25th, 2023 at 7:18 PM ^
Yeah, there's no way he hands the trophy to Jim and shakes his hand. He'll probably try to stick the knife in farther.
But if he is the presenter, then I hope Jim shakes his hand, looks him in the eye, and tells him exactly what a piece of shit he is for bowing to the riff-raff of the conference.
The suspension process went down just like WWE, and the media bought in fully.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:24 PM ^
This is Petitti's worst nightmare
November 25th, 2023 at 10:03 PM ^
Is it? This kinda seems like a win win.
Petitti got to placate the other teams, and Michigan was not harmed in terms of record (and thus drawing 10x more ire from Michigan fans). Maybe he's happy about the result?
November 25th, 2023 at 10:19 PM ^
He is dreading next Saturday, and I cannot wait to hear what Harbaugh has to say to him.
November 26th, 2023 at 9:32 AM ^
He totally burned his bridges with Michigan. Having one of the conference heavyweights committed to destroying him is not a win for him.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:25 PM ^
He'll send Archie Griffin.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:25 PM ^
Petitti won't be there to hand out the trophy. They'll try to do a troll job and have Archie Griffin do it.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:49 PM ^
Harbaugh wouldn't act like Connor Cook, would he? I wouldn't blame him if he did.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:55 PM ^
Oh, no. He’ll look him straight in the eyes.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:59 PM ^
Honestly, I have no problem with what Connor Cook did. Griffin was talking so much shit before the game.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:28 PM ^
This is going to be just like 2011 when Mark Cuban's Mavericks won the title. David Stern sent Adam Silver to hand Cuban the trophy.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:29 PM ^
Go home and get your fucking shine box
November 25th, 2023 at 6:30 PM ^
Petty will finally have a chance to meet his betters, when he hands Harbaugh and co. their well deserved trophy.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:32 PM ^
Iowa should forfeit just so we can all watch the splendor
November 25th, 2023 at 6:50 PM ^
I mean, their offense will basically forfeit.
November 25th, 2023 at 8:06 PM ^
I can't wait to see M run the football for every play through all 4 quarters. Iowa doesn't have an offense, they have an offensive offense and a defense.
We would all be lucky to not see that team try to throw the football.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:34 PM ^
Cannot wait to see him hand over the trophy to Jim.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:35 PM ^
I still am contemplating the idea of winning the B1G Championship game, the team celebrating with whatever fans are nearby, the coaching staff joining them, then everyone heading to the locker room.
No stage appearance by anyone.
I know we should attempt to rise above all of the past bullshit and be "leaders & best" but, shouldn't we also be willing to send certain messages?
Let's find out how much Warde and Ono really stand behind this money machine.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:37 PM ^
Booo Petitti as loud as possible.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:38 PM ^
I had a dream the Jim accepted the trophy and immediately smashes it on Petittis head, grabs the mic and announces our leaving the big10. It was a great dream
November 25th, 2023 at 6:54 PM ^
Sounds like the NWO was about to come out if you'd kept dreaming
November 25th, 2023 at 6:58 PM ^
I would have a garbage can brought up and drop the the trophy into said can, but JH will be classy, as always.
November 25th, 2023 at 7:08 PM ^
I mean Ric Flair is a known and trusted agent of the program. Why not just win the game and then when Pettiti is expecting Harbaugh on stage, lights go out and The Nature Boy's theme music comes blaring on the loudspeaker to accept the trophy on the team's behalf. Pettiti will have a Mr McMahon like look on his face.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:41 PM ^
I hope Harbaugh just looks into his soul for a bit before he accepts the trophy.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:55 PM ^
I really REALLY hope Jim goes several steps further and calls Petitti out to his face during his trophy acceptance for being a cowardly, incompetent, corrupt fuckboi who is several degrees less a man than Jim
November 25th, 2023 at 6:43 PM ^
For those who will be in Indy: Do your part to make sure Petitti gets the loudest booing a college athletics empty suit has ever received. Please and thank you and Go Blue.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:44 PM ^
Sent the Big Guy (Jim H) an email and said that when we win, he needs to send ALL of the interim head coaches up to receive the trophy.
EFF the big 10 and pettitie!!!!!!!!!!!
(and ncaa)
November 25th, 2023 at 6:48 PM ^
Fuck petiti and the whole big ten.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:51 PM ^
all due respect commish
November 25th, 2023 at 6:52 PM ^
I would honestly give several thousand dollars of my own money if Harbaugh walked up to Petitti on the podium and gave him a massive wedgie
November 25th, 2023 at 7:09 PM ^
Or a Stone Cold Stunner. Then climb up on the dais and have someone throw him a pint of whole milk.
November 25th, 2023 at 6:58 PM ^
When we win the Big Ten, make your voices heard. Be loud. Make him feel like the smallest, most disliked, most insignificant man on the planet.
Make him want to crawl away into a dark hole and never see the light of day again.
November 25th, 2023 at 7:00 PM ^
Yeah, kind of like Gary Betmann!!! Or Roger Goddell!!!!!
November 25th, 2023 at 7:11 PM ^
Harbaugh should say,"Thanks for showing up, since I know you were hoping to hand this to Ryan Day."
November 25th, 2023 at 7:05 PM ^
Ol thimble condom