November 3rd, 2023 at 8:12 PM ^
Quit drinking and go to bed.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:13 PM ^
I actually haven’t started yet.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:28 PM ^
Start drinking.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:40 PM ^
Start drinking, cheers, then quit, then go to bed. That's my plan tonight, at least.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:59 PM ^
I started with a modest pour of Old Forester Single Barrel 😋👍
Now enjoying a healthy pour of Blanton's store pick courtesy of a fellow poster.
Go Blue and beat dem boilermakers💪
November 3rd, 2023 at 9:04 PM ^
Oh, thats a good start.
I started with some Iron Fish Maple Syrup Barrel Bourbon Whiskey (Thompsonville, MI)
November 3rd, 2023 at 9:54 PM ^
Just bought some this a.m for the birthday weekend. Great stuff
November 4th, 2023 at 8:55 AM ^
Happy Birthday Teambizy!!
Cheers 🥃
Go Blue 🏈🏈🏈
November 3rd, 2023 at 9:08 PM ^
Working on Miller Lite #2, going down smoothly.
At some point it is inevitable that I will be forced to quit drinking and go to bed but no rush.
November 4th, 2023 at 12:13 AM ^
Had 2 Yuengling today for the Friday afternoon porch session. Too bad it still has to be procured from That State D*wn S*uth.
Which I guess makes this qualify for the "ass" portion of the thread, since I didn't mention Ryan Day.
But yeah, Yuengling. Highly recommend this beer.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:13 PM ^
Fuck day, baller, gene smith, tugger, Walter’s, rhule, the wife abuser, thamel and all msu and osu fans
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:15 PM ^
And fuck everybody for another fucking 7 motherfucking 30 game.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:38 PM ^
But not fuck us enough for carrying Peacock for yet another night game.
November 3rd, 2023 at 9:00 PM ^
ABCDEFU
November 3rd, 2023 at 9:53 PM ^
Fuck Mobb Deep, fuck bad boy as a staff, record label, and a s a mutherfucking crew, and you wanna be down with bad boy, then fuck you too. Chino XL fuck you too. All you muthafuckas, fuck you too. Fuck you die slow muthfucker my 4-4 make sure all your kids don’t grow.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:15 PM ^
Fuck the entire media ecosystem for delivering vastly more lies than truth.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:17 PM ^
Can’t wait to light Purdue up tomorrow.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:20 PM ^
Disgrace to badgers everywhere.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:23 PM ^
Festivus comes early this year. Time to enjoy some meatloaf.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:38 PM ^
1) You have no idea the restraint is has taken me to not correct all of you all the time. It's S-T-A-L-I-O-N-S. One L!
2) Also, it's P-E-T-I-T-T-I. One T, then a Double T, then an I. Okay?
November 4th, 2023 at 2:55 AM ^
Its Stallions as in "He rode his Stallion off into the sunset"
Its Petty as in "Deciding on how to proceed based on the emotions of coaches would be extremely Petty"
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:43 PM ^
I've really had it with announcers who should know better referring to us as BIG BLUE!
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:25 PM ^
AND FUCK TRUSTAGE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:26 PM ^
While I am not necessarily happy all of this has happened. I am excited to see this team play with a gigantic chip on their shoulder.
I can only imagine the locker room talk, no one believes we are this good. All this work we put in and they think we need to cheat. I am sure there are many more.
They are going to fuck some people up on the field over the rest of the season.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:27 PM ^
I dream of the day when even our worst posters can at the very least proof read their drivel before they push the submit button.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:38 PM ^
I do proof read, I'm just semi-illiterate :(
November 4th, 2023 at 2:57 AM ^
"What is all this semi talk?"
"Typical Michigan elitist!"
-Buckeye Fan
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:42 PM ^
I swear my auricular autocorrect gets worse every year
November 3rd, 2023 at 11:28 PM ^
Yeah, thanks to lack of proofreading, our attempt at reserved parking turned out to be less than viable economically.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:29 PM ^
You got to wash your ass-Red Foxx
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:29 PM ^
Hey Coach Walter, you F’ed around, now tomorrow night you’re about to find out. Bad choice yesterday, bad choice.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:36 PM ^
Unfortunately, all this noise puts added pressure on the team. There's a ton of leadership and talent on this team, so really hope they can focus and destroy everyone left on the schedule.
In some ways it is unfair that the players need to go out and vindicate the program and validate what they have done the past 2 years, as if sign stealing in general is so unique at any big time program.
Next Saturday @PSU, this team has a chance to vindicate and reaffirm how great it is.
Then, Nov 25th, a destruction of OSU is due.
I really hope they can stay loose and not feel the pressure of needing to win for Jim or anything else.
November 4th, 2023 at 12:16 AM ^
To me, this is the most unfortunate part of this whole ass-y thing. It's the players that really bear the brunt. So much noise, so much extra pressure. But as you say, there is a TON of leadership on this team, and it seems like the culture is still excellent.
If any team can weather this, it's 2023 Michigan.
Win the whole. Fuckin'. Thing.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:36 PM ^
It’s serious now. My sources are telling me the jerseys are starting to move in Ohio.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:40 PM ^
I'll admit it. I considered not clicking. Then I did anyway. And I got what I expected.
Ass has once again been overtaken.
November 3rd, 2023 at 8:58 PM ^
Ryan Day approves this message!
November 3rd, 2023 at 10:45 PM ^
Where the hell is the MGo Tarot guy? Seems the cards are as reliable as any other source we have right now.
Also: Fuck Trustage
November 4th, 2023 at 8:10 AM ^
I support this post 👍🏻
November 4th, 2023 at 11:48 AM ^
Someone please remind me of the origin of Overtaking Ass