Michigan Monday - Crime Scene
Some good snark about the sign allegations to lead off that I found myself nodding to before I realized he was being sarcastic. Then, I smiled.
I chuckled at this:
JJ McCarthy is fourth on his own team in number of pass attempts in the fourth quarter. He has just four throws in the fourth quarter this year, placing him 28th in the Big Ten in that category.
October 23rd, 2023 at 3:37 PM ^
"The Wolverines now have more pick sixes (4) than touchdown passes allowed (3)."
[ a reverse Rugter of some sort ]
October 23rd, 2023 at 4:05 PM ^
I have another anecdotal observation:
MSU was so bad offensively that Arkansas fired OC Dan Enos, man that
is a brutal transitive occurrence, so, so sad.
October 24th, 2023 at 2:45 AM ^
Yeah this wasn’t just sarcasm.
That was a nasty article.
October 23rd, 2023 at 3:45 PM ^
College football Week 8 highlights: Top plays, games, takeaways
Referring to OSU-PSU:
It was a game with offenses that looked so similar to Michigan State's misery that the Michigan Wolverines immediately sent in a team of retired Navy SEALS to infiltrate next week's practices...
And:
His name is Connor Stalions.
Let that sink in. If Jim Harbaugh had hired a ninja named Brock Espionage as the team's director of [REDACTED], it wouldn't have been any funnier...
Meanwhile, in a bunker buried deep beneath the Big House, Harbaugh and his staff gather around a table surrounded by monitors showing the all-22 from Buckeyes games. A cacophony of frustration erupts among coaches.
Suddenly, a shadowy figure who looks strangely like James Franklin enters and hands Harbaugh a sealed envelope. Harbaugh opens the letter and slides out a single sheet of paper. It reads: "Marvin Harrison Jr. is really good."
October 23rd, 2023 at 3:58 PM ^
It's true that the Heisman may go through Ann Arbor b/c of JJ McCarthy, but their entire offense (according to what I saw this past Saturday) goes through Marvin Harrison. Cover him and we tie one of their hands behind their back.
Yes yes, I know...easier said than done.
October 23rd, 2023 at 4:17 PM ^
He's a beast. The guys nailed it on the podcast when they described him not as a receiver who makes circus catches, but a receiver who makes circus catches look like routine ones.
He basically never breaks stride.
October 23rd, 2023 at 4:37 PM ^
Yup. Kyle McCord is John O'korn without MHJ
October 23rd, 2023 at 5:47 PM ^
More like Kyle Bellisari
October 23rd, 2023 at 5:57 PM ^
Didn't like his father on the Colts teams at all.
October 23rd, 2023 at 4:38 PM ^
Put Will Johnson on him...
October 23rd, 2023 at 5:19 PM ^
I was surprised when Harrison got open in the OSU game. Sure it was probably scheme to help him get open, but to get as open as he did and then to score when he got the ball, when PSU knew who he is and what he can do, is amazing. It is a hard task to not let that kid get involved. He is one of the best receivers I have seen in a long time.
October 23rd, 2023 at 4:01 PM ^
Please keep that up.
October 23rd, 2023 at 4:09 PM ^
All I got from this is Tony drinks whisky from a baby bottle! I guess that is a sign of prose to come!
Oh, and he doesn't think Michigan takes offense. At least not yet.
October 23rd, 2023 at 5:15 PM ^
I was actually concerned that he seems to know what it looks like when you give whisky to a baby.
October 23rd, 2023 at 5:58 PM ^
Have you seen him?
October 23rd, 2023 at 10:25 PM ^
“It’s just too bad that we can’t see what they look like against somebody who actually knows how to offense.”
well, we do play Maryland before the end of the season, so that’s one semi-offense at least…