very OT: Mustard Skittles: would you eat them?
In honor of the upcoming "National Mustard Day" (August 5), Skittles and French's have teamed up to create a limited edition candy, Mustard flavored Skittles. I don't think I'll be finding any of these out here in the desert SW, but if you happen upon a bag, would you eat them? I'd give them a try if I could...
Weird. I think if one was placed in front of me I'd try it for curiosity's sake, but I wouldn't seek them out. My main question is are the sweet like normal skittles? Hard to see mustard and sugar going together
Have you ever tried honey mustard salad dressing? It makes a great glaze for grilled lamb or chicken.
I love honey mustard sauces but honey is not sugary like a skittle, and also I don't really use yellow mustard for a honey mustard. I think part of the weird thing about a mustard skittle is that you don't normally eat mustard on it's own, even in normal form
God no. And I like mustard.
I'd try it. Not much different from those weird Jelly Belly flavors, including buttered popcorn. Not to mention the BeanBoozled flavors. Always fun to start playing with the kids when they get the nasty flavors, never fun when you get Dead Fish, Stink Bug, or Barf.
This Jelly Belly analogy is probably a good comparison. Those flavors were pretty much spot on or at least relatable to our taste sense.
I think they’re only spot on after you know what the flavor is. Good luck guessing before you see the back of the bag. Something about knowing it: then you’re like: ohhh yea, you can taste the marshmallows and graham crackers! Psychology is super fascinating.
+1 for being factual.
IIRC, booger, earwax, and vomit flavors were available. They were so realistic that I wouldn't take a second one.
No.
Unless you somehow insert them into a soft pretzel.
You might be on to something. A Pretzel dough with mustard skittles become mustard chip cookies.
Not that I would eat one, though.
There MUST be Mustard Chip Cookies at the MGoCampingTrip!
NO. Not even on a hot dog. It's perverse and wrong, like a cat and dog fucking.
I've been curious to ask all mgobloggians: if you happened to stumble across a cat and dog fucking, would you watch out of curiosity? Would anyone ever seek out this kind of veterinary pornography?
Were you curious about this even before Clarence Boddicker brought it up? Just curious.
A dog will hump anything, so that's not the unnatural part.
The cat is the aberration in this scenario and is clearly evil. Such an animal would likely kill the dog after the act just for fun and it would be a menace to society. It needs to be put down immediately.
I agree, clearly the cat is a demonic succubus and your neighborhood exorcist would need to be notified.
Two dogs attempting to win the Darwin Award.
Male domesticated cats have barbed penises.
My mom sent me a picture of those and I thought it was a joke. Can’t believe that’s a thing. Hard pass from me.
Only with some ketchup m&m's on a harbaughger.
If that concoction doesn't come with AT LEAST a four game suspension, there is no justice in the world.
Oh, wait. NCAA. Forget I said anything.
I'd at least try them.
OP, if you saw some Hatch Chile Skittles, would you try them? (I'm thinking yes.)
Abso-freaking-lutely I'd eat those!! I need to start pestering Skittles to make those next!!
Hatch skittles and chipotle skittles would be useful products.
Are these banned in California too?
If you were a hot dog covered in mustard-flavored Skittles, would you eat yourself?
Yes I would
I'd put them up my butt one by one and then fire them at RGard's face.
That would make ‘em brown mustard skittles.
But then I'd chew them up and momma bird them into to his mouth.
You are one sick fuck, MeanJoe. Please don't ever change.
Parden me, but do you have any Grey Poopon?
I used to keep a jar in my glove box when I was younger. My highschool friends and I would pull up to stoplights and ask each other. Small towns in the 90s were hilarious.
This is fucking awesome...your move R-Gard.
That's it. The gloves are off. I'm incinerating the rest of your habitat. Duck and cover, bff.
For shits and skittles? Sure!
Only with hotdogs.
As a native Clevelander I will only accept Ballpark Mustard Skittles.
No thanks.
We desperately need a drinking thread.
Hmmm...
I think I would be tempted to create a sauce for pork that used them for some crunch and add a vinegar and chile pepper component.
Kind of pay homage to a carolina mustard sauce.
So, yes I'd go for it.
Just regular mustard? Meh. Honey mustard or brown mustard. Maybe Dijon.
I would not eat them.
Yes. No question. The Spicy Mustard Doritos that came out earlier this summer were straight fire. No Cap. I ate an entire bag of them, paid the price later, but enjoyed every second of it.
You enjoyed passing a bag of Spicy Mustard Doritos?
What's life without a little BM Violence?
The real question is, would you put them in potato salad or not???