MSU fan draws national ridicule for deep-state conspiracy plan to take down UM
My gosh. Could they make themselves look any more pathetic? And some still wonder why everyone laughs at them.
November 28th, 2022 at 1:58 PM ^
Filed under Some dude on the internet has a stupid idea.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:24 PM ^
That's gotta be a big folder!
November 28th, 2022 at 2:42 PM ^
it is, its called twitter
November 28th, 2022 at 3:22 PM ^
No. It's called RCMB.
November 28th, 2022 at 3:26 PM ^
Well he is a top fan. People wonder why suvs with tinted windows show up for “no particular reason” at their homes.
November 28th, 2022 at 5:05 PM ^
Look up this guys profile. He’s a lunatic. And obviously an RCMBer. Oh and also he gave up on MSU and became a Buckeye fan according to his page.
November 29th, 2022 at 5:35 AM ^
But the profile pic makes him seem like such a wholesome family guy. Until he wished a team bus crash and a burning down of Michigan stadium, which would be dam near impossible btw. I’m sure his wife or girlfriend isn’t happy being the face of this crazy fuks profile.
November 28th, 2022 at 1:58 PM ^
Trash will be trash.
November 29th, 2022 at 5:51 AM ^
I try and refrain from reading the red cedar board, I smoked a lot of weed in high school and college and don’t have extra brain cells to destroy. I did just take a gander over there and holy shit! It’s like a stalker playbook. They’re truly deranged and obsessed with anything Michigan and “the tunnel 8”. I taught my boys to hate Ohio state but respect the rivalry and their players regardless. State fans are teaching their kids that, if you freeze the sacks of shit, they are hurled much more accurately.
November 28th, 2022 at 1:59 PM ^
It’s great to be a Michigan Wolverine!
November 28th, 2022 at 2:00 PM ^
Pretty sure the best way to start a plan like this is NOT to post about it on Twitter...LOL
"The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club"
November 28th, 2022 at 2:46 PM ^
They should hire Clint Briggs*; he's good at this nasty PR stuff!
(* check out Ryan Reynolds in Spirited!)
November 28th, 2022 at 2:00 PM ^
Bunch of fucking losers
November 28th, 2022 at 2:01 PM ^
Embed, for lazy scrollers like me
November 28th, 2022 at 2:24 PM ^
Damn, this conspiracy theory really brings out the RCMB greatest hits from anti-semitism to their inferiority complex to Walmart Wolverines to randomly bringing up politics
November 28th, 2022 at 2:51 PM ^
The undercover FBI could help with his cause. Heard their Michigan office likes to partner with knuckleheads with kooky ideas!
November 28th, 2022 at 7:09 PM ^
The whole anti-semitism bit is pretty funny, you gotta admit. 1 poster said Harbaugh kept the team in the locker room during the national anthem in support of Edwards stance against freedom.
I guess my sense of humor is messed up because it cracks me up.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:02 PM ^
Could they make themselves look any more pathetic?
RCMB: “Challenge accepted.”
I wish Michigan were half as powerful as RCMB makes them out to be.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:07 PM ^
This might be the absolute craziest thing I've read in some time. It's a football game - not some sort of game of geopolitical chess.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:15 PM ^
Did you guys not checkout how many upvotes it had from the natives? This isnt some crackpot theory. It is being embraced.
November 28th, 2022 at 4:16 PM ^
Someone get some extra security for Harbaugh and Santa Ono. I'm only half joking. They already justified violence from their team. When half-wits declare we are in a state of "open warfare," watch your back.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:07 PM ^
Ope, love a good "do your research into" line!
November 28th, 2022 at 2:08 PM ^
So much to unpack here, but perhaps my two favorites are:
1) "MSU needs to develop a shadow structure..." -announced via Twitter
2) "MSU is the true University of Michigan..."
November 28th, 2022 at 2:32 PM ^
Also like the image of the soy latte-drinking student studying Latin.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:51 PM ^
What if I'm lactose intolerant? I mean, have you ever tried to study Latin while your bowels erupt? That's not the America I know and love!
November 28th, 2022 at 3:32 PM ^
I studied Latin (at WMU not UM... better medievalist program). I come from a "blue collar" background in southwest MI. Call me cRazY but I'm, not sure this guy has thought this through.
November 28th, 2022 at 6:18 PM ^
I spent 5 years at Michigan dual-majoring in engineering. I never had a soy latte or took a Latin class. But, I sat on a couch. Maybe he should have said that we’re too busy sitting on couches when they should be burned to help provide warmth for the indigent? I dunno. Just trying to help…..
November 28th, 2022 at 2:46 PM ^
I'd add the very first line claiming they are in an open state of war with law enforcement. They should make that the centerpiece of their shadow PR campaign.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:08 PM ^
MSU's brightest minds hard at work.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:20 PM ^
With too much of that their brains could short out, causing a risk of couch fires.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:09 PM ^
Only UT's little brother A&M gives them a run for most pathetic fan base and program in the country.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:11 PM ^
thats just downright P A T H E T I C
November 28th, 2022 at 2:11 PM ^
Qoud quidam ridiculam stercore!
November 28th, 2022 at 2:18 PM ^
Et cum spiritu tu spartie!
November 28th, 2022 at 2:14 PM ^
This loser is the face of their trash fanbase.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:17 PM ^
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw that yesterday b/c someone else here talked about another topic on their board.
I went to the website and was looking through the topics, and found that topic.
I COULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT I SAW/READ!!!!!!
I wanted to post it here, but thought better, b/c I did not know how people would react.
It reminds me of the guy in Germany back in the 1930's - 1940's.
Absolutely DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!
That is the SPARTAN WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 28th, 2022 at 2:21 PM ^
I saw this post. I don't have an account to use that board or any 247 board, but yes I'll admit to popping in, just as on 11W, for when a meltdown-worthy moment has happened, and yeah that guy did not disappoint. What a fucking loser lol.
I mean, I doubt in this case "national ridicule" really means a lot, but still it's a look into the psyche of that fanbase. The hyperbolic, apocalyptic, warlike language is not at all abnormal for them, nor is the absolutely batshit delusion of how Michigan controls numerous institutions from the Big Ten and NCAA to the media and law enforcement and courts, and does this as part of a non-stop campaign to "destroy" MSU.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:39 PM ^
True. After reading my Sparty neighbors Facebook post after the MSU game I wouldn't be surprised if this were him. This is every Sparty
November 29th, 2022 at 8:55 AM ^
And oh man, how could I forget, NFL teams are in on it too. They take the risk of missing out on MSU players entirely, just so they can draft them in later rounds than they're really worth, all to artificially make MSU look bad. This was proven when Kenny Wikileaks, who was, like, a million times better than Hutchinson, like rilly, bruh, was drafted in the seventh round and Hutch three years later went second overall.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:21 PM ^
This would be laughable, save for the fact that their dimwitted fanbase will take it seriously. They really need something else to focus on in life. Pathetic does not even begin to describe it.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:21 PM ^
Good lord, this reads like cosplay Jan. 6 truther bullshit. Just an incredibly sad fanbase.
November 28th, 2022 at 2:24 PM ^
I saw that early this morning when I woke up for my daily old man visit to the restroom.
I thought for sure it would be followed by ridicule and shame...as I hope it would be here on MGoBlog.
Much to my surprise(?), it overwhelmingly received many upvotes, agreement, additional ideas, etc.
The fervent part of their fanbase is made up of conspiracy theories, paranoia, and unquestioned support of everything Sparty says or does. They've taken to referring to the "Tunnel 8"...demanding justice for the players who've been "unfairly" targeted by a biased media and law enforcement. .
November 28th, 2022 at 2:25 PM ^
Seriously. These people are batshit crazy in a way that OSU fans could not even fathom. OSU fans looks eons more “together” than MSU fans.
These people are STILL convinced the tunnel incident was 100 pct on UM, pre-meditated and calculated. It’s wild.