September 29th, 2022 at 3:24 PM ^
This will be painful
Don't insult the quarterback
I mean no offense
September 29th, 2022 at 3:25 PM ^
Kinnick, place of doom.
Where top-5 teams can stumble.
Please, no rock fight, Jim.
September 29th, 2022 at 3:27 PM ^
First, five syllables
Then, seven syllables...good
uh oh...ends with six
:(
September 29th, 2022 at 3:29 PM ^
I call this "Iowa Offense":
Punt, punt, punt, fumble
Punt, punt, Interception, punt
Safety, end of game
September 29th, 2022 at 3:29 PM ^
Kinnick Black Magic
Puntzilla's Dark Lair Awaits
JJ Lasers Kill
September 29th, 2022 at 3:29 PM ^
Take heed, Wolverines!
Score thirty for victory!
Hawkeyes can't match that.
September 29th, 2022 at 4:30 PM ^
Small typo, I think you meant "thirteen"
September 29th, 2022 at 5:23 PM ^
Only because Hawks
Scored twenty-seven before.
But you are correct.
September 29th, 2022 at 3:29 PM ^
If we score twenty
And keep our turnovers down
We win, fuck pink walls
September 29th, 2022 at 3:38 PM ^
The pink walls are meh but not having amenities like, um, air conditioning, is, well, pretty bad. There’s no excuse for not having some accommodations for you opponent. We can all do the harassment thing - that’s like the whole blast loud music at their hotel the night before the game. Wtf man - beat us on the field, not with your silly bs.
September 29th, 2022 at 9:49 PM ^
Purdue waves "hi"
September 29th, 2022 at 11:04 PM ^
I don't think you met
The criteria for haiku
But me, I concur
September 29th, 2022 at 3:36 PM ^
MGoHaiku: Yes
Iowa Yakety Sax
MGoHaiko: Missed
September 29th, 2022 at 3:38 PM ^
Thanks for bringing back
MGoHaiku, it's the best!
Hawkeyes lose, Go Blue!!
September 29th, 2022 at 3:39 PM ^
Take care of the ball,
score more than twenty five points,
we will win this game
September 29th, 2022 at 3:40 PM ^
Punt, Iowa, Punt!
Nebraska has better corn
Also, less rhabdo
September 29th, 2022 at 3:40 PM ^
Like a bad uncle
Mullet, mustache, cigs, and tats
They don’t ever change
September 29th, 2022 at 3:42 PM ^
Offense that can't score
Punter - best player on team
Never change, Ferentz!
September 29th, 2022 at 3:44 PM ^
Visit to corn land
Destroy the opponent now
Come back as victors
September 29th, 2022 at 3:45 PM ^
High arc of a punt
lands softly within the five
peace to Ferentz’s soul
September 29th, 2022 at 3:46 PM ^
this one's the best
September 29th, 2022 at 3:45 PM ^
Revenge is so sweet
But Hawkeyes can't score at all
No revenge for them
September 29th, 2022 at 3:50 PM ^
Titled "Iowa versus South Dakota State"
First time seven points
Ever scored without touchdown
Why am I worried?
September 29th, 2022 at 3:54 PM ^
In 2005
Antonio Bass threw once.
Last win at Kinnick.
September 29th, 2022 at 3:58 PM ^
The Hawkeye Fan Base
Asks Wherefore Art Thou Touchdowns
Brian Ferentz Shrugs
September 29th, 2022 at 4:02 PM ^
Brian Ferentz, the
Personification of
Nepotism. Punt.
September 29th, 2022 at 4:04 PM ^
Eleven punters
Could that be a base offense?
Ferentz is intrigued
September 29th, 2022 at 4:17 PM ^
If laughter is judge,
The above is a winner
Haiku GR Blue
September 29th, 2022 at 4:06 PM ^
Win the game,
Michigan playmakers
Too much for thee.
September 29th, 2022 at 5:30 PM ^
Too many syllables.
September 29th, 2022 at 5:38 PM ^
Very true. Plus one to you. Sorry I was not even generally aware.
September 29th, 2022 at 9:21 PM ^
Your edit was too few. :)
5-7-5
September 30th, 2022 at 2:29 PM ^
There are no 7s in Iowaku.
September 29th, 2022 at 4:11 PM ^
Safeties count for two
Three of them and you scored six
You'd still lose to seven
September 29th, 2022 at 4:24 PM ^
Sorry, last line had 6 syllables. Shame on you.
September 29th, 2022 at 4:49 PM ^
in my head, You'd was one and seven was one. I knew it was debatable...if I say seven quickly enough it comes out as one!
September 29th, 2022 at 4:14 PM ^
Early flea flicker score.
Anal tuba sound.
Kirk rushed to medical tent.
September 29th, 2022 at 4:25 PM ^
Sharkey, you need a course in remedial haiku.
September 29th, 2022 at 5:22 PM ^
Early flea flicker.
Anal tuba blast noise.
Ferentz carted off.
September 29th, 2022 at 5:32 PM ^
Closer. Not quite.
September 30th, 2022 at 2:28 PM ^
you need a course in remedial haiku
Who cares. "Anal tuba" FTW.
September 29th, 2022 at 7:31 PM ^
Sometimes you gotta break the rules. Brilliant
September 29th, 2022 at 4:24 PM ^
Outscore their defense
And surely our boys will win.
Their offense cant score.
September 29th, 2022 at 4:24 PM ^
Blueprint for success:
No picks or fumbles, that's clear!
Hawks O moribund.
September 29th, 2022 at 4:27 PM ^
Punts downed near goal line
Punter on Heisman watch list
Equals porn for Kirk
September 29th, 2022 at 4:36 PM ^
Wave to the children
Hawkeye moment of the day
Other than safety
September 29th, 2022 at 4:38 PM ^
Iowa Haiku?
New format
No seven, just three
September 29th, 2022 at 5:08 PM ^
Or two.
Maybe three.
Nah, two.
September 29th, 2022 at 4:41 PM ^
Waving at the kids
Will be your only success
Offense is putrid
September 29th, 2022 at 4:44 PM ^
when your best player
is a punter thats no good
wolverines will win