Quick spelling guide for basketball
It seems like a lot of MGoPosters have trouble with these names:
Juwan Howard. One N! And a W!
Hunter Dickinson. Not Dickerson!
And for good measure:
John Beilein. E before I both times!
Juan Howard
Jowan Huard.
Brock's taller, smarter, and better looking cousin.
And next year, Caleb Houstan.
Calub or Cay’lub also work
Houstan, we have a problem (with how to spell your name).
Meanwhile, Moussa Diabate and Will Tschetter shouldn't cause any problems at all
Wait. According to the mouth breathers over at RCMB it's "Juwanna Howard".
By the way - if you spend five minutes reading through their posts it's pretty damn clear the claims of racial slurs directed the way of the Fab Five were almost assuredly accurate. The thinly veiled racial undertones in about 50% of the comments (that dont get deleted btw) are pretty incredible.
Yes it is bizarre the way they constantly bring up the herpes stuff as well as the references to the Fab 5 and calling him a cheater. They seem a little confused with the facts of what actually happened with the scandal. Probably because the press insisted on calling it the "Fab 5 Scandal" rather than the Ed Martin scandal, and oh, yeah let's also call Ed Martin a UM "Booster" even though he didn't give a shit about UM and only cared about how they did in the NBA, and as such he actually tried to push them to MSU rather than Michigan.
Ed Martin allegedly gave Mateen Cleaves money.
RCMB has dedicated threads to bashing our MBB coach. In fact, they have had threads running for months and months (maybe years) on UM football. It’s creepy actually.
Good thing we never bash Izzo
thinly veiled
That's generous. They're pretty blatant
Don’t forget their meme about how Martelli is the brains of the outfit.
Xavier or Zavier though?
No kidding, I got very confused when they kept talking about ‘Zay’. I was thinking, he graduated, right?
I-zay-uh Livers
You mean Jeff Jackson.
Joe Beecircle
Charles Mathews was a Kentucky transfer.
Everybody knows that. What people don't know is that Beilein has never been an assistant coach.
Didn't we have a sharpshooter that was a DIII transfer? I think so but not a lot people are aware of that.
Your rite!
The Beilein one always gets me so I just go with JB
I before E, except after B, also after L in case you’re spelling Beilein.
Feel like this could be one of those “Don’t become your parents” Progressive commercials.
Word.
Juan Howerd
Jon Beeline
Hunter Dickskin
Mo Vogner
France Vogner
Prolly bout right.
This is hilarious and honestly was necessary
Also, always found it funny how no one could correctly spell Jaden Akins' name when we were recruiting him
Rudddddddock!
Ok, but what about Jack Rudddddddddock?
EDIT: I'm aware he's football.
StAEE - Upper case S followed by lower case t followed by upper case A and two upper case E's - the first E has a little tail on it
UNIDED WE STAND - No lower case letters. Two D's in UNIDED - not like the airline. D's are filled in.
Rutger - No "S"
D'Antonio, Diatoni, Mork - all acceptable
Disrepekt - always with a k
Murk Turdgeon
Meek Kshrzcszsheshchy
Franny McCafferty
Bread Thunderwood
Luke Garzia
Kofis Cockburns
Heyo Dusumnmuu
Maddy Sicksocko
March 15th, 2021 at 12:19 PM ^
You misspelled Myke Shewschefski