Everything Sucks NEGBANG
November 25th, 2018 at 7:58 AM ^
Let that hate out via the downvote button, friends. Get it all out.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:58 AM ^
It's only right that I be in this one.
November 25th, 2018 at 10:11 AM ^
I HATE YOU, OP, FOR POSTING A REMINDER OF SOMETHING BEST FORGOTTEN.
November 25th, 2018 at 7:58 AM ^
At least pain doesn’t hurt anymore
November 25th, 2018 at 8:04 AM ^
Death. Terminal illness. Torture. War. Divorce. Oil spills. Hurricanes. Deep hangnails. Hitting your head really hard on a sharp corner. Fatal car accidents.
Death.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:12 AM ^
The Sun came up today. Fuck the Sun.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:24 AM ^
There actually is a pretty good stoner band with an album by that same name!
November 25th, 2018 at 10:47 AM ^
Actually, the sun never comes up. It goes around in our heliocentric system. So, it would be better to say "When our area of the earth gets back around to the sun, it'll be a new day!"
Neg me.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:13 AM ^
Nickelback
November 25th, 2018 at 8:37 AM ^
Nickelback is a great band. “How You Remind Me” is the most important song in modern rock history. It’s like the Stones’ “Satisfaction,” only faster.
November 25th, 2018 at 9:53 AM ^
If there were ever a reason for a negbang...
November 25th, 2018 at 8:15 AM ^
This is probably healthier than my plan to personally blackmail Urban Meyer into quitting.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:49 AM ^
Zach Smith, checking in here
November 25th, 2018 at 8:15 AM ^
If your breathing you achieving! Come on. Smile bit*
I'm over yesterday like a bad break up. Next!
November 25th, 2018 at 8:16 AM ^
I have to go back to work tomorrow.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:27 AM ^
I have to go to work in an office full of buckeyes. I win (lose?)
November 25th, 2018 at 8:17 AM ^
Their, their, their, your gonna be ok.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:18 AM ^
Not all sucks. Michigan will go to a bowl game. But we did learn Michigan isn't really as good as we all thought. Michigan is like a girl we dated 10 times but never fooled around with until the 11th date when we realized she has a twig and berries.
November 25th, 2018 at 9:08 AM ^
No no no...the first time you met her, you thought she looked good but was a pretty awful person. You kept running into her at different bars though (10 more times in fact), and she just kept seeming better and better. Finally, the 12th time you ran into her, you both were like "Let's do this." Unfortunately, while hooking up, her time of the month started, and it was a bloodbath from there! (too much?)
November 25th, 2018 at 8:20 AM ^
Zach Braff, Real Housewives, Detroit Lions, diarrhea, parsley, upcharge for a neat pour, clowns, the office Debrah (everyone has one), moles, male pattern baldness, ice storms, Urban Meyer, Kardashians, ingrown hairs.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:24 AM ^
My first job out of college had two office Debras.
I just realized that the name Debra is also de-bra
November 25th, 2018 at 8:30 AM ^
She wear those really thin sweatpants and claim they're pants because they have some flower pattern? She smell like ham? She know how to do maybe one thing and complain about it always? She equate literally any request of her to a "big can of worms?" She always the first one to the cake? Last one to the meeting? Yeah... I've known many Debbies.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:43 AM ^
My first interview for my first real job out of college was actually with “the Bobs.” Two Bobs. I literally almost asked if they had seen Office Space so I could explain me holding back laughter for the full interview.
November 25th, 2018 at 10:04 AM ^
And erectile disfunction. (Mentioning for a friend.)
November 25th, 2018 at 8:26 AM ^
jive ass program. all hype no substance.
complete joke.
Mich will start next year ranked top 5 though, gift.
garbage program
November 25th, 2018 at 8:27 AM ^
Remember how confident this place was before the game? Lol
Hello darkness my old friend.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:29 AM ^
Yep and my week off of work is over. Back to work tomorrow dealing with shitty politics.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:40 AM ^
Have fun with your sharty coworkers too!
November 25th, 2018 at 8:34 AM ^
I wasn’t as confident as a lot of other people around here, but I let myself believe that this was going to be the year. I didn’t even care about a playoff spot. Just beat OSU and with the Big. Fuck all. I think I liked it better when UM had no real chance and a close game was a surprise. Also, basketball is stupid and now I have nothing to watch besides the Chiefs (who will also crush my soul eventually) until baseball starts in April.
Fuck Sports
November 25th, 2018 at 8:42 AM ^
Chiefs don't play this week, Chief. You lose again, sorry.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:37 AM ^
Michigan is all about "the hole that Crisler dug, Canham carpeted and Bo filled." Michigan football is just a punchline to keep the seats filled. Michigan is a very well-marketed brand with gullible fans who are starting to realize this is just what the NYT wrote, an "elegantly managed decline."
November 25th, 2018 at 9:01 AM ^
But trolls still showing up here is somehow comforting.
Why bother if we're so past it?
November 25th, 2018 at 9:13 AM ^
I have a better MGoPoints total than you.
November 25th, 2018 at 9:16 AM ^
One click on your user name to see your posts makes it pretty clear why you're here. You're not even good at it.
November 25th, 2018 at 9:12 AM ^
This is so 100% true it makes me deeply sad. Why we keep coming out to watch phony wins and claim big victories is beyond me. It's all so fake. All those cheers and all that talk about how this year is different for this at the end of every year? It's all very stupid.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:37 AM ^
Urban Meyer is a great coach. Fuck.
November 25th, 2018 at 10:16 AM ^
And a horrible human being. Really sucks. Karma doesn't exist.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:38 AM ^
I'm here for the negbang. BANG ME
Here are some things I hate:
- Football
- Life
November 25th, 2018 at 8:45 AM ^
Michigan will probably never beat Urban Meyer. The Game is a farce. The Beatles wrote a lot of annoying songs. Smart phones have probably caused a net loss to our society. The NFL is largely atrocious. We are now a country that celebrates ignorance. And China owns all of our giant pandas.
November 25th, 2018 at 8:50 AM ^
Breakfast with the Beatles is awesome!
November 25th, 2018 at 8:52 AM ^
Same shit different year
November 25th, 2018 at 8:53 AM ^
The game sucked. My 13 year old dog, who recently had a clean bill of health, had a mass on his liver that exploded and I had to put him down late last night. All in all, fuck yesterday. Fuck it all to hell.
November 25th, 2018 at 9:50 AM ^
Sorry to hear about your dog. Same thing happened to one of my Goldens 12 years ago.
November 25th, 2018 at 2:09 PM ^
After a loss to Ohio?
November 25th, 2018 at 8:54 AM ^
Warde Manuel should petition the Big 10 to allow us to move to the West division where we can have a chance at winning the division. Otherwise we will never have a chance to play in the Big 10 championship game
November 25th, 2018 at 10:10 AM ^
And who do you think we'd face in that game?
November 25th, 2018 at 8:57 AM ^
Being a Michigan football fan is starting to feel like a read through Steven King's The Dark Tower series. It's awesome and wonderful and an amazing journey. You become infatuated with the characters and world King has created. The hero finally makes it to the end of his quest, and then the end happens.
Yesterday felt like how I felt reading that last chapter. How I imagine Roland must have felt. Not again. Not again.
November 25th, 2018 at 9:01 AM ^
Neg me, nothing matters anymore.
November 25th, 2018 at 9:21 AM ^
It is profoundly stupid that the two best teams in the Big Ten will not and cannot play for the Big Ten Championship. Such an easy fix, too. Fairer to the players, and more money for the conference.
November 25th, 2018 at 9:25 AM ^
They did. Yesterday.