Why not? Just look at Liv. Best thing to happen to golf EVER!

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"Hey, Caitlin, wanna fuck"  would've been much simpler.

Hell, he can't even spell his own name -- it's Doyle, moron, not Doyel.   

And there's a town in PA called Intercourse, not that that's relevant   to anything, but Beavis and Butthead would've gone crazy. 

...Rumble, young team, rumble.  Waahhhhhh!!

With apologies to Bundini. 

Probert and Lemieux had their gloves off. 

Actually. We beat OSU in their house in the last regular season game. Then, we beat them again a week later in our house in the B1G tourney. Back to back over the Bucks. What could be sweeter? A B1G championship. 

... over an open pit.

I Iove Bo's description of the perfect fullback: He comes in as a freshman at 6'1" and leaves four years later at 5'9".

An exception for high level athletes? Sure. And then wait for the lawsuits to star piling up from disgruntled "regular" students. 

My understanding is that Ferentz is   paying them for  the learning opportunity. 

Devin had a huge hole on the left side, which he could've walked through, but for his broken foot. In any event, anOsu still would've had time to drive for a winning FG. I got over that game a lot faster than 2016.   

Hey,  watch it. I have trouble doing that, too.

My favorite is still the OLD Yankee Stadium, where I spent so much of my youth. 463 to Center. 457 to left center. 296 down the right field line with just a 3 Foot fence. And all the monuments on the field. And I got to watch Mickey and Whitey and Yogi and Roger and Moose and the gang win pennant after pennant. What more could a kid ask for?

It's not retreating. It's "advancing to the rear."

Runyan? I thought he was a sports writer.

Next big news: Adam Samaha to the portal. One couldn't blame him.      

With kickoffs being rarely returned  anymore, special teams players should not be an area of emphasis.

As much as I  love him, I don't think Barrett will be drafted. But should latch on as a UDFA.  

Aaron Rodgers: How can someone so smart be so stupid. 

Great musician. I love Living On A Prayer. 

All of those belong in plus Jethro Tull. Incredible that they're all out. I guess they're left "sitting on a  park bench."  

Yeah,  but think about how the BlueJackets fans feel about it. They may have to start rooting against the home team. 

Not really. But the silence about recruits for women's golf is deafening.  

Spending time on what you can't change? That describes every sports fan in the world.

Yes. But I panic easily. 

Fuck Pete Carroll and Charles White! It should start even earlier. 

Oh, and fuck OJ while we're at it. 

But...But... if you live in Hawai'i the game begins at 7 am!

Will they catch him? NO!... The Don!

Don't you mean who should be given blame?

s/

Blitz chess? That's like being the champion   of 7-man football. 40 years  ago I used to play alot of blitz in Washington Square Park, where part of Searching for Bobby Fischer was filmed. Those Guys just learned a variety of   patterns to rely on but would have been decimated in classic games by decent players. 

Me,  too. After we beat Texas we can sit  back and enjoy the rest of the day's and evening's games. 

I find it amusing  that Magnus, perhaps the best ever, has essentially quit chess to try his hand at high stakes poker.  Definitely different skills required. 

"I need someone to set a pick for me on the free throw line of life."

Doesn't get any better than that.

Clearly he needs a lengthy immersion in Camp Sander... uh, never mind. 

Rangers: 1 Stanley Cup in 84 years. So I'm saying there's a chance.  

Damn, what I  wouldn't give for "rampant vacation." 8 weeks,at least.     

"We don't givea damn for Ann Arbor Michigan, we're from Ohio."

Pretty much keeps the proper cadence.  

I'm no expert, but Peck's .917 and 2.25 look pretty good to me.  

I would much rather they spend lots of money on bad coaches rather than good athletes; so, it's all good.  

Yeah. But have you ever seen Christian Ponder's wife? 

"Food for thought as to who killed Nicole"? Can I wash it down with OJ?

Tipton is coming to Michigan?

I'm pretty sure Michigan's starters were marshmallows.

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Honestly, I think we lost on 2013 because of Beilein's auto bench policy at the end of the first half,  allowing Hancock go off and squandering our substantial lead. 

But wait! Their elbows touched!

Well, Oakland did as well as the Izzoids this year.  So there's that. 

Fuck Allan Haller. The rest are okay. 

Maddie Nolan was far more valuable than people are giving her credit for.  Very good 3pt shooter. Tough defender. Smart player.  Leg injury hampered her.  But I would have liked to retain her. She made the tourney this year.