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Marshall Shulman, 1988…

Marshall Shulman, 1988. Notably overlong and dull address. The crowd started clapping to make him finish. He compared us to the USSR.

Also a shitty prognosticator…

Also a shitty prognosticator:

https://mgoblog.com/comment/244353662#comment-244353662

Wolverines of the world,…

Wolverines of the world, unite!

Triad area/Winston

Triad area/Winston

Agree 100%. Sadly, as…

Agree 100%. Sadly, as players get compensation, I think people will feel more entitled to shit on them.

You can be 3 hours from the…

You can be 3 hours from the beach and mountains in NC but it seems everyone is moving here and housing is starting to reflect that. Still a bargain compared to CA

Oh, those were HUGE!Hey, if…

Oh, those were HUGE!

Hey, if we can make helmet stickers with those, I'm sure the motivation would result in another national championship.

Maybe we can pick up…

Maybe we can pick up Desmondo Ruiz in the portal, if he can take himself away from eating oranges and making fake IDs.

Special teams guy?

Special teams guy?

They will lose their mind…

They will lose their mind and Just for Men will lose his job. Unless, of course he comes up with another really good excuse.

Did not see that coming. Is…

Did not see that coming. Is Cousins' rehab not progressing?

I can't remember how Latham…

I can't remember how Latham looked against Michigan.

Maybe he's gonna make a 3rd…

Maybe he's gonna make a 3rd party run

Nice. They also do their…

Nice. They also do their best work in and around the pool.

In a related note, I've…

In a related note, I've informed Kate Beckinsale that she is no longer on my hall pass list.

I'd love to see the member…

I'd love to see the member institutions hold the NCAA accountable to at least follow their own rules and demonstrate professionalism.

The leaks and comments coming from the NCAA knowing full well that Michigan couldn't respond was bullshit.

Unfortunately, institutions as we have seen don't give a shit about fairness as long as they aren't the ones in the bullseye.

Grand Funk was one of those…

Grand Funk was one of those bands that people loved and the critics hated. That may play a role. This was true of Led Zep and Queen but that tide turned pretty quickly.

Is that "Old Dog Trey?"…

Is that "Old Dog Trey?" Sounds like "Old Dog Trey."

Should be all white, like…

Should be all white, like marshmellows, clouds, charmin.

You know—soft things.

A lot will depend on where…

A lot will depend on where he goes and what he is surrounded with. 
I think Tom Brady would be selling insurance if the Lions had drafted him.

What the hell is a Pete…

What the hell is a Pete Prisco?

Hope he gets some help.

Hope he gets some help.

Nope.

Nope.

I had heard the status of…

I had heard the status of many players. But I didn't check Yousseff.

Good for him. Another year like last could wreck Yousseff.

Jim will be out there…

Jim will be out there practicing his J-turns.

Before the eclipse there was…

Before the eclipse there was light in my life.

Now there's only love in the dark.

I've never heard this but I…

I've never heard this but I might resort to violence.

I prefer the Ron Swanson …

I prefer the Ron Swanson "Pyramid of Greatness" myself.

 

r/PandR - I made a high res poster-sized version of the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness and thought you all might enjoy it. I can link the full sized file to anyone interested.

Really can't argue against…

Really can't argue against any of that.

No, not a fan of that call.

No, not a fan of that call.

It's not required.

But it…

It's not required.

But it helps.

Didn't work IRT Worthy.

Didn't work IRT Worthy.

From America's penis to…

From America's penis to America's hand.

As it were.

Was his name Mongo?

Was his name Mongo?

Yes he was.

Yes he was.

McLain and Rumeal Robinson…

McLain and Rumeal Robinson are in the circle of hell of terrible people who did good things for my team.

Maybe, but I spent years…

Maybe, but I spent years under her tutelage and still can't go to my left.

 

Edit: And, btw, username checks out.

Can't stand that guy or his…

Can't stand that guy or his show. Any humility he displays is a show. He's a rat.

I don't like Mark Few…

I don't like Mark Few. Nothing tangible or objective. I almost always root against him. Maybe he reminds me of someone.

Consider it done.

Consider it done.

(No subject)

Stop talking about me!

Anne Ramsey Angry GIF - Anne Ramsey Angry Throw Momma From The Train GIFs

A couple are in bed. They…

A couple are in bed. They awaken at 3 am to a knock at the door. The husband gets up to answer. Wife hears some talking, the door shuts and the husband returns to bed. "What was that?" the wife asks. "Some guy said he needed a push" replies the husband.

"And you didn't help him?"

"No."

"What if that were us in the middle of the night, needing a push. Wouldn't you hope someone would help us?"

With an exasperated, reluctant sigh, the husband gets out of bed, throws on some clothes and goes to the door. Peering out into the dark night he shouts, "Hey you, are you still out here?"

"Yes."

"Do you still need a push?"

"Yes"

"Where are you?"

"Over here on the swing set, of course."

She was younger. Maybe a 5?

She was younger. Maybe a 5?

And that kid grew up to be-…

And that kid grew up to be--you guessed it--Frank Stallone.

Yeah, I think he told the…

Yeah, I think he told the team president who was sitting behind the bench when he came off the ice, “I’m done.”

His shoulder pads, "bang…

His shoulder pads, "bang down low" mentality appeals to people of a certain age many of whom also pine for the days coaches behaved like Bobby Knight on the sidelines. He's won despite himself for a few years, IMO. The biggest mystery and the thing I have to hand to him, is that he can attract some kids with talent to play for his sorry ass in his sorry system.

You've convinced me. He…

You've convinced me. He should be fired again.

Never have so few done so…

Never have so few done so little with so much.

Where can I put some money…

Where can I put some money down on "Die trying"?

I heard Peter Navarro just…

I heard Peter Navarro just punched some accountant in the nuts.