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No worry, Michael Barrett…

No worry, Michael Barrett will be drafted by multiple teams and he will also immediately fill a dual role as GM for those teams teams beginning today.

He jumped 3 feet high in…

He jumped 3 feet high in skates to grab that puck. If that puck gets out of the zone, it’s unlikely they get positioned again to have as good a chance as what came after Ghost’s save.

Too bad they have to move…

Too bad they have to move and couldn’t stay in Tempe. “Mullet Arena” seems like a huge marketing opportunity missed.

Big Moflasses cookie 

Big Moflasses cookie 

NCAA is Lt Chapman?

NCAA is Lt Chapman?

There may be a nugget of…

There may be a nugget of truth to this

Still remember the last time…

Still remember the last time I saw the e-clips

 

My family’s Coney Island…

My family’s Coney Island restaurant used Farmer Peet’s hot dogs for our coneys. I can remember the hundreds of white boxes with the logo on them to this day. 

Sappy Paint Hatrick’s! 

Hic!

Sappy Paint Hatrick’s! 

Hic!

And we ended Saban’s career…

And we ended Saban’s career with a loss to us. Gold, Jerry!

CC: I told ya so

CC: I told ya so

It would still be worth it,…

It would still be worth it, just to hear someone say “Carhart Parka”

But Ryan Day will still be…

But Ryan Day will still be the Dink

Sorry don’t follow. So Warde…

Sorry don’t follow. So Warde is Orgeron and Harbaugh is Joe Burrow in this analogy?

I read this title and…

I read this title and imagined Warde has a spreadsheet with formulas for coaching candidates. 


Obviously, consider me one who didn’t know who Manuel Excel was

Tic Tac Dough! (This should…

Tic Tac Dough! (This should be our new NIL collective name too)

Eddie Murray passes torch

Eddie Murray passes torch

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Username checks out.

 

Username checks out.

 

There is no dark side of the moon.

matter of fact, it’s all dark.

Thank you, Coach! This…

Thank you, Coach! This Championship season has been everything any fan could have hoped for. My reasons for wanting you to stay were all selfish. Mostly I wanted to keep watching Sparty and Buckeye fans keep losing their shit over you each week. Seeing you live rent-free in their heads these past few years has been glorious. You will never buy another milk or steak or hamburger with all the fixins if I have anything to say about it. Now go get that Lombardi Trophy retire and come back here as a special advisor someday. 

[email protected]

[email protected]

I broke down and paid for…

I broke down and paid for the stupid Bally’s app and despite low expectations, was completely stunned with how terrible it was. Randomly getting kicked out and having to log back in during games, repeated errors when clicking the game links, the irritating way the pregame doesn’t just roll into the game and have to select a separate link after the pregame abruptly ends, the stupid slow ball bouncing during commercial breaks because Bally’s can’t sell all the adspace. At least the Prime app will work more than 50% of the time. 

Additionally, I’m also for…

Additionally, I’m also for Orji all season. 

Cleating scandal?

Cleating scandal?

Refs should probably be in…

Refs should probably be in the ring of loudmouth honor after their steady contributions to Cowboy success. 

Damn, I’m more pissed than…

Damn, I’m more pissed than the people who purchased a 1-day Pontiac Silverdome Implosion Package.

What a fucked up ending to that game. 

Armando Galaraga just had a…

Armando Galaraga just had a flashback too. Way to botch the game, ref.

Referees angling to get…

Referees angling to get added to the Dallas ring of blowhard honor. 

Glad Adam and Eve aren’t…

Glad Adam and Eve aren’t around to see what happened to the annual Garden of Eden Bowl. The uniforms are way different too.

Less cheese, more fiber?

Less cheese, more fiber?

Not going back for the hat

Not going back for the hat

Bet!

Bet!

To which he will say: 

“THE…

To which he should say: 

“THE KIDS ARE DEALING THEIR TAILS OFF AND THE TRUSTEES ARE SCREWING IT UP!

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B1G:\>defrag

B1G:\>defrag

I rolled the version back a…

I rolled the version back a little too far. Now the little paper-clip guy is asking me if I want to write a book report.

I remember hearing George…

I remember hearing George Kell say “Wockenfuss” like it was yesterday. He had that batting stance that always stood out too.

Anyone remember back in the…

Anyone remember back in the day, Willie dumped a bucket of ice water on Mitch Albom after a write up he did? It might have been around 87 or 88.

RIP Guillermo

Fuck Ohio! 

Fuck Gaspar…

Fuck Ohio! 

Fuck Gaspar Gomez! And fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck 'em all! I bury those cockroaches! 

Much appreciated! To Mike…

Much appreciated! To Mike Barrett, it’s always been The Team, The Team, The Team, The Team, The Team, The Team. 

“James Franklin is a Boones…

“James Franklin is a Boones Farm Coach”

- Sam Webb

Was thinking the same. But…

Was thinking the same. But they can’t get a shutout. No matter what. Also speaks to how much we’re in their head. 

Play action then bomb

Play action then bomb

Time for D to score!

Time for D to score!

These late hits out of…

These late hits out of bounds by Penn State are bullshit too!

Now go get those Cartier’s!

Now go get those Cartier’s!

I’m so pissed off about this…

I’m so pissed off about this right now 

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Thank you, rym!

Thank you, rym!

rym, wasn’t this moved to…

rym, wasn’t this moved to judge Carol Kunhke? Does the case stay on Judge Connors docket for tracking still?