January 24th, 2023 at 8:47 AM ^
I heard Bev Plocki hasn't talked to Warde in the last 5 months
January 24th, 2023 at 8:52 AM ^
yea, but did she get burgers?
January 24th, 2023 at 8:59 AM ^
Was she messing around with any computers?
January 24th, 2023 at 9:03 AM ^
i heard she had burgers with recruits while hacking a laptop in the Lloyd Carr tunnel
January 24th, 2023 at 10:10 AM ^
....and it was crazy!
January 24th, 2023 at 5:37 PM ^
I blame the tunnel.
January 24th, 2023 at 9:14 AM ^
I know y’all be joshing but this banner means Bev is here as long as she wants, regardless of how many burgers she eats, and Crisler has two tunnels to separate those rowdy 5’2” athletes.
January 24th, 2023 at 9:16 AM ^
In other words, "JimmyBeenThere"
January 24th, 2023 at 10:31 AM ^
National champions? Unfortunately "JimmyHasn'tBeenThere" at Michigan.
January 24th, 2023 at 11:06 AM ^
Except for small talk, which happens regularly.
January 24th, 2023 at 9:38 AM ^
Fire Harbaugh! Fire Howard! Fire Manuel! Fire Schlissel! Fire Brian! Fire me! And I don't even work here!
January 24th, 2023 at 9:57 AM ^
that's what makes letting you go so difficult!
January 24th, 2023 at 10:43 AM ^
So we're going to need you to move to this new office here, downstairs...
January 24th, 2023 at 12:08 PM ^
Don't you dare touch his red Swingline stapler!
January 24th, 2023 at 2:00 PM ^
Congrats for getting replies referencing Kramer AND Milton Waddams. The rare daily double.
January 24th, 2023 at 9:49 AM ^
Was a Michigan athlete then brutally assaulted with an uneven bar in the hallway on the way to the locker room?
January 24th, 2023 at 10:45 AM ^
it was a parallel bar before the incident.
January 24th, 2023 at 10:24 AM ^
Mahomes Speaks
January 24th, 2023 at 10:25 AM ^
mahohes ftfy
January 24th, 2023 at 10:28 AM ^
You'd really have to bend over backwards to be upset with Bev over that performance. They'll vault back to the top of the league in no time. It was uneven showing but this is surely the floor for this team.
January 24th, 2023 at 10:36 AM ^
i really expected them to pommel Sparty
January 24th, 2023 at 10:44 AM ^
I am beaming with joy at all the puns you worked in there.
January 24th, 2023 at 10:49 AM ^
You stuck the landing.
January 24th, 2023 at 10:53 AM ^
adding to this thread could only cause it to tumble. once that happens, I'll definitely split.
January 24th, 2023 at 10:59 AM ^
i know many here were leaping with joy when you pivoted to the puns, but i personally will flip out if it keeps going. it is standing this thread on it's head.
January 24th, 2023 at 12:24 PM ^
Your point total would be higher if this comment had a greater degree of difficulty.
January 24th, 2023 at 1:01 PM ^
If you were the real Maizen you'd definitely have your points, in splits!!!
January 24th, 2023 at 3:06 PM ^
Seth is to blame right? Part of his secret deal he cut with the devil.
January 24th, 2023 at 5:41 PM ^
Nice clickbait title
The meet was not last night BTW