August 24th, 2017 at 3:15 PM ^
in the John - definitely go with that one
August 24th, 2017 at 5:59 PM ^
or two.
August 24th, 2017 at 3:16 PM ^
On your "non-masturbatin' couch"?
August 24th, 2017 at 3:27 PM ^
August 24th, 2017 at 3:31 PM ^
Yes, his neighbor's house. Which also happens to be a crack house. With lots of couches, full of crackheads. Unless it's a noon kick-off. It's an old-fashioned opium den from noon until 6:00 PM...
August 24th, 2017 at 5:20 PM ^
what if you've masturbated on that couch too?
August 24th, 2017 at 7:16 PM ^
That would be awesome. Go to a crack house, buy some crack, but instead of smoking it, just plop down on the nearest filthy couch and start masturbating furiously...
August 24th, 2017 at 8:30 PM ^
you could probably smoke the crack AND masturbate.
August 24th, 2017 at 3:18 PM ^
August 24th, 2017 at 3:19 PM ^
Oh, he didn't mention. "His house" is in the south of France. So, it's "square meters," and he thinks you're "a poor"...
August 24th, 2017 at 3:23 PM ^
He probably creates more wealth than any of us here. A wealth-creator, as it were.
August 24th, 2017 at 3:32 PM ^
Yes, and he gained his wealth and fame by being a master debater and a cunning linguist.
August 24th, 2017 at 5:39 PM ^
is his name Craven Moorehead?
August 24th, 2017 at 3:49 PM ^
...but I thought I'd mention that my house is bigly large and has a yooge number of TVs. Believe me.
August 24th, 2017 at 3:56 PM ^
What kind of TVs?
August 24th, 2017 at 5:20 PM ^
They're real and they're spectacular.
August 24th, 2017 at 3:22 PM ^
'Umble Braggin'.
August 24th, 2017 at 3:24 PM ^
If you cut the cord like everyone else does. BTW, join my fantasy league, what're you drinking, let's talk cars, where do you like to eat in Ann Arbor, where are you tailgating, and what're you wearing?
August 24th, 2017 at 3:28 PM ^
aLSo WHo iS eXCitED abt mrsPiL moNDayz?
August 24th, 2017 at 3:24 PM ^
Two words: Hot. Tub.
August 24th, 2017 at 3:25 PM ^
August 24th, 2017 at 3:33 PM ^
August 24th, 2017 at 3:40 PM ^
Similar here, but usually working on Saturdays out in the garage on one project or another.
August 24th, 2017 at 4:52 PM ^
I'm thinking PJ Fleck let some good ones get away.
August 24th, 2017 at 4:06 PM ^
August 24th, 2017 at 4:25 PM ^
There is a generation of us that grew up with Bob Ufer on the AM radio. He was a big part of why being a Michigan fan was almost universal. There may have been some lonely Spartan fan in elementary or middle school, but I don't remember any.
August 24th, 2017 at 3:29 PM ^
There's a great little bar called the Tool Chest located near the Grease Spot and the Recycling Bin.
August 24th, 2017 at 5:48 PM ^
Yeah, but That Drawer Where You Keep All The Spare Parts From IKEA, over there off the main drag near The Car The No One But You Is Allowed To Drive, has far better prices and a more robust deal on snacks during Happy Hour.
August 24th, 2017 at 3:31 PM ^
The most comfortable piece of furniture, in front of the biggest television, with the least amount of wife nagging.
PS = cf x tv / wn
August 24th, 2017 at 3:40 PM ^
August 24th, 2017 at 3:42 PM ^
Very well played.
August 24th, 2017 at 3:43 PM ^
Hard to argue with solid math and science!
August 24th, 2017 at 3:46 PM ^
to start the thread "where to watch the home games while in Michigan Stadium"
August 24th, 2017 at 3:47 PM ^
Bravo!
August 24th, 2017 at 3:47 PM ^
brilliant
August 24th, 2017 at 4:03 PM ^
I hope the answer to your question is... all of them!!