What would you sacrifice to the football Gods for a win over OSU this year?

Fuck, OK no more Starbucks.  The ultimate sacrifice.  But this better f-ing work. 

Nothing, since a division title won't come with it. Any other dipshit questions?

I would sacrifice Heywood Jablome.  

That fuckhead isn't worth the shit he excretes. . . 

Nothing. In general, we have top 5 academic programs across the board and they have top 125 programs.  So a few football games doesn't mean much.  I just wish we could get a call here or there or at least not get screwed by events.  Life is good.  We treat their fans better than they treat our fans.  Oh yeah, and about all the other varsity and club sports . . .

SPACE BITCHES, SPACE and Frost, McCracken, Jones, Ford, Prahalad, Munger, White, and those two games where Ty Law allowed Joey Galloway just one catch and David Boston acts like he did something when Woodson slips on the mud, and Biakabatuka goes off, or an OSU alum poaches Michigan's QB to the Yankees.  Nope, all they got is a winning streak in one sport.  I'm good.

A bottle of George T Stagg.

All of you

My left one.

I may have only 10 - 12 more chances to see that red shilt enter The Big House.

It would be nice to see a few more victories over them before I can't walk down the stairs.

I would take up smoking and quit ....

At the beginning of the year, I said I'd accept an IU loss for the OSU win... but now, I just want them to win out.

Maizen

What sacrifices would propiciate the football gods?

Let's see. What's associated with Football....pigskins!

I'll forswear Hush Puppies shoes to save pigskins for footballs instead of footwear. 

And eat more ribs, pulled pork and bacon. 'Cause that would help produce more pigskins.

All you virgins.

Matt Stafford...too soon?

My wife.

Sorry but I would definitely NOT give up a win over MSU. OSU has been a historic rival but only in the last decade or so has MSU been like the little yip yapper dog who distracts us from OSU in general. On top of that you’ve got Dantonio, their incredibly obnoxious and overbearing fan base who thinks their on the level of M or OSU and then the corruption of the whole MSU athletic and even hierarchy.

Please Harbaugh... if there ever was a game - have your team ready to destroy MSU on Saturday!

My ex wife

My mother in law

John O-Fuckin'Neil 

I would give up my prized assortment of coolers to the OSU fan base for them to desecrate as only they can do.

Nothing , its just a game .

Life is way more important.

We had our run, the pendulum will swing back our way soon enough .

Crimea.

Hmmmm? If i make the sacrifice we're GUARANTEED to win right?

Does anybody really NEED two testicles?

Three pounds of bacon and various canned goods from my pantry.

Can I save my sacrifice for a year when beating them would put us in Indy?

Ah, to beat ND, MSU and OSU in the same year would make me sacrifice about 75000 sperm.  Granted, at my age they have poor motility and are misshapen.  But a sacrifice nonetheless.

I don’t know but I’ll be there this year, hopefully we don’t get pounded

I'm afraid it doesn't work that way. You can't sacrifice anything to help Michigan win. You can watch and enjoy when they win, suffer when they lose, and then move on with your life. 

Talked to my brother about this earlier. As long as it wasn’t a compound fracture. I’d more than happily have someone break my arm if it guaranteed a win.

But I’m pretty sure that even if I did this, Michigan would still find a way to lose. Because if there are football gods, they pleasure themselves to watching Michigan fuck it up.

Mike Cox

”It means more to them. This is all they have.”

-the guys who post on MGoBlog about football (and not engineering or B school...)

Not a fucking thing. They owe us, big time.

Think of how many times we've been kicked in the junk compared to how many "gifts" we've received from them.

I say, "Fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself."

I would give half my dork but still be in great shape!

I would give up a Michigan 2019 win vs. Wisconsin, make it a blowout, and throw in a 2019 loss at Penn State; and -- as perhaps the dearest sacrifice of all -- I'd add in the Michigan fan base, at last for a portion of the season, totally disgracing itself with embarrassing amounts of self pity, weakness of character, defeatism, and appalling posts about some of the fine kids who work their asses off on the team and about coach Harbaugh.

I'll sacrifice all of that -- and it is a lot -- if Wolverine football beats Ohio State in 2019.

If the hypothetical is would I sacrifice something in the form of an achievement that is meaningful if I were somehow guaranteed Mich would beat OSU in football this year, say a b-ball final four, a hockey title, or ....? I would not do it because the win would be fabulous and make me very happy but this season it would not lead to a championship. Now if you posed this in 2006, I would give up a lot- the basketball final 4, the hockey title and more.

No sacrifice required....it is all setting up to be a similar replay to 50 years ago.  OSU beat the snot out of us the year before, they had a supposedly “unbeatable” team, Michigan had two losses, the parallels are getting a bit eerie....?

I’d give a testicle before a finger or toe (I use those more). Maybe I could learn to flip a page, or separate trash bags with a testicle and give the finger up idk. 

I would gladly sacrifice a hobo to make it happen. Or your firstborn. Whichever has the better chance of working.

half of the UM football fanbase