What are your stats?

Submitted by yzerman19 on December 2nd, 2019 at 10:53 PM

Before announcers, pundits, posters, flamers start on Coach Harbaugh's stats v. OSU, bowl games, etc., let's look at our own stats.

Me HS hoops:  .4 minutes per game, .06 ppg, maybe a rebound every third game, but this one time I scored 12 points and had 8 rebounds.  It was crazy.

Me HS football:  :29 minutes per game.  I practiced football mostly.  No other stats but I was banging the third hottest Sophmore hottie.  Spellcheck capitalized that?

OK, Coach is only 0-whatevs v. the unstoppable monster. Dantonio: vanquished.  Kelly:  sort of vanquished.  He's got lots of other great stats that are way the fuck better than those of anyone criticizing him.  And the guys with better stats are not criticizing him.  He is our guy - he lives doors away from Bo's house.  His kids go to Angell.  He lives in town (not Salinestagen), he runs that town (Banfield's)  he is not leaving and we are not leaving him.

I digress: what are your stats?  I lasted less than getting my dick out of my pants my first dry humping situation. I think I've covered all my stats now.

Not A. Toomer

December 2nd, 2019 at 10:57 PM ^

What the hell is going on? These last 3 days make me worried, yet intrigued to see what people come up with during the football offseason. Some people just need to seek help

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wolpherine2000

December 2nd, 2019 at 11:17 PM ^

To get this out of the way: I don't think we will do better than Harbaugh and should stop wringing our hands over it. Ann Arbor evidently now has three recreational marijuana dispensaries. This will help with your anxiety but not at all with your paranoia.

However: I really don't understand how/why anyone would evaluate someone else's job performance by their own ability to do the same job. Is this really a metric that you use for anyone else in your life: President? Dry cleaner? Airline Pilot?

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Jon06

December 3rd, 2019 at 9:07 AM ^

I mean, I try to avoid being involved with people who are doing a job much worse than I would do it. I think OP's point is this isn't the case with Harbaugh. I am also worse at dry cleaning and flying airplanes than the last dry cleaner and pilot whose services I made use of. (Your other example obviously doesn't fit the pattern, but that's why that person should be fired.)

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MGB

December 2nd, 2019 at 11:44 PM ^

I’ve written and directed two short films that have screened at film festivals in New York and in Ohio. Maybe next I’ll film a documentary about this blogs descent into madness. 

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rob f

December 3rd, 2019 at 3:15 AM ^

My personal bests in high school:

54.9 quarter mile

2:09.7 half mile

 

My projected times now:

54 min 9 sec quarter mile

2 hours 9 min half mile

 

Consistency personified

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