What are your stats?
Before announcers, pundits, posters, flamers start on Coach Harbaugh's stats v. OSU, bowl games, etc., let's look at our own stats.
Me HS hoops: .4 minutes per game, .06 ppg, maybe a rebound every third game, but this one time I scored 12 points and had 8 rebounds. It was crazy.
Me HS football: :29 minutes per game. I practiced football mostly. No other stats but I was banging the third hottest Sophmore hottie. Spellcheck capitalized that?
OK, Coach is only 0-whatevs v. the unstoppable monster. Dantonio: vanquished. Kelly: sort of vanquished. He's got lots of other great stats that are way the fuck better than those of anyone criticizing him. And the guys with better stats are not criticizing him. He is our guy - he lives doors away from Bo's house. His kids go to Angell. He lives in town (not Salinestagen), he runs that town (Banfield's) he is not leaving and we are not leaving him.
I digress: what are your stats? I lasted less than getting my dick out of my pants my first dry humping situation. I think I've covered all my stats now.
December 3rd, 2019 at 6:29 AM ^
I scored 4 touchdowns in one game at Polk high.
December 3rd, 2019 at 6:54 AM ^
I averaged 70 ppg, 400 yards passing, 350 yards rushing, 12.6 ypc
In NCAA football
December 3rd, 2019 at 6:55 AM ^
I average one healthy bowel movement per day,
December 3rd, 2019 at 7:22 AM ^
thats a little light, more water.
December 3rd, 2019 at 7:00 AM ^
The only thing I did in high school was play video games and a little marching band and they don't keep stats in marching band ?
December 3rd, 2019 at 7:18 AM ^
Did a Amateur BB Contest in my 50s, wife is hot. Is this the right thread for this type of gloating?
December 3rd, 2019 at 7:39 AM ^
Jesus H Roosevelt Christ!
I don't know what's worse, losing to Ohio State or the flood of dumbassery that ensues as a result of us losing to Ohio State.
December 3rd, 2019 at 8:24 AM ^
I had a grandmother who was 4'10"-not sure she was really that tall...I am a giant-4 inches taller than she claimed to be. Nevertheless: 9 HS varsity letters in 4 different sports. All-League in cross country...sophomore year-hated it. All-League baseball-4 letters...leadoff, 2B/SS...won many batting titles. Basketball-PG, 3 letters...All-League, All-County, honorable mention All-State...likely the shortest player to ever be named to the all-state team (Michigan). Playing football my junior year was the stupidest thing ever for me...sat out the next Fall season trying to more fully recover. I, pretty much, never went directly home during HS. Played small college basketball and baseball. Coached HS basketball and college softball. Oh, coached a recreational men's fast-pitch softball team to a state championship. Officiated basketball-HS and college.
Each of us know what we know for reason and in a context. This is where/why I formed very strong opinions regarding a wide variety of interscholastic sports matters. It was an honor to play for some outstanding baseball and basketball coaches who schemed to take advantage of my skillset-which is why I declare coaching to be so fundamentally critical to a team's success. And otherwise, this is why my TV viewing of an athletic contest is usually done with the sound turned off.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:06 AM ^
6’ 1”, 230. Oh wait, this isn’t the Dan Patrick Show.
December 3rd, 2019 at 9:19 AM ^
5 sacks, a few catches on TE checkdowns and a fumbled punt recovery.
December 3rd, 2019 at 10:27 AM ^
Probably about 20 chicks or so. Oddly enough, a disproportionate amount of them went to Miami (NTM). And I have never set foot on that campus.
December 3rd, 2019 at 11:29 AM ^
S: 11
I: 14
W: 10
D:16
C: 13
Ch: 9
December 3rd, 2019 at 12:21 PM ^
If proposed in a less douchey manner and during the appropriate off-season this type of thread has potential (although I think we’ve seen flavors of this before).
However, The abysmal execution and timing doomed this from the start.