October 20th, 2023 at 10:43 PM ^
Good now go paint the sparty statue maize and blue.
October 20th, 2023 at 11:12 PM ^
Been there, done that, don't recommend. Spending the night in jail is not fun.
October 20th, 2023 at 11:22 PM ^
Paint the jail maize and blue
October 20th, 2023 at 11:28 PM ^
As someone who has been “detained” at one point or another this comment should’ve gotten more upvotes
October 20th, 2023 at 11:37 PM ^
User name checks out.
October 21st, 2023 at 12:24 AM ^
I spent a night there and deserved it. There are better accommodations.
October 21st, 2023 at 4:49 PM ^
Good ol’ Abbott Road jail. I did a night!
October 20th, 2023 at 11:24 PM ^
Thank you for your service.
October 20th, 2023 at 11:28 PM ^
Spending the night in East Lansing is...NO FUN. Jail is just the cherry on top.
October 20th, 2023 at 11:41 PM ^
You went to jail for that? A prank.
And people wonder why half the population is on prozac. Everything sucks now.
October 21st, 2023 at 2:11 AM ^
I mean... it's vandalism. Looks like current law is anything over $1000 damage can be a felony. Back then they claimed it was over $100 for felony but we know that cops are not under any obligation to tell the truth. But all those band kids with paint all over their stuff after we rushed them... I guess the cost adds up.
Ended up getting conspiracy to commit a misdemeanor, some fines and community service. I think this would have been Bobby Williams last season, so we won big.
October 21st, 2023 at 2:40 AM ^
Thank you for your service.
October 21st, 2023 at 3:22 AM ^
That is usually reserved for military. Not litter pickers.
We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided it'd be
A friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. So
We took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW
Microbus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed
On toward the city dump.
October 21st, 2023 at 5:28 AM ^
You can get anything you want,
At Alice’s restaurant in Alice’s restaurant
October 21st, 2023 at 7:56 AM ^
"Cept'n Alice"
October 21st, 2023 at 11:23 AM ^
Probably the greatest ever 18-minute folk song (and a must-listen every Thanksgiving 🦃)
October 21st, 2023 at 10:32 AM ^
And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there in the East Lansing jail.
Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to be in the general MSU populace after
Committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
Looking people on the bench there. Phone Masturbators. Tunnel assaulters. Neck twisters. Mother rapers. Quack doctor didlers. Father stabbers. Father
Rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
They was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
Bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
Father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'N' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
And said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and clean up the statue" He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Vandalism." And they all moved away from me on the bench.
October 21st, 2023 at 10:41 AM ^
Applause. And I can still clearly hear this in Arlo Guthrie‘s voice.
October 21st, 2023 at 10:44 AM ^
I will listen to the record (I still have the vinyl) to verify the accuracy of your transcription. Somehow. I don't recall phone masturbators, tunnel assaulters, and a few others being in there. But, they probably should be.
October 21st, 2023 at 10:46 AM ^
Had to update it for the East Lansing locale.
October 21st, 2023 at 11:16 AM ^
Don’t get all technical on him.. He was rolling
October 21st, 2023 at 9:19 AM ^
Looks like current law is anything over $1000 damage can be a felony.
You're good. No statue of Sparty could be worth $1000.
October 21st, 2023 at 1:03 PM ^
The problem is that it increased in value once the Maize and Blue paint was applied
October 21st, 2023 at 12:48 PM ^
To be fair, the paint and cleaning was doing damage to the Sparty statue which is actually made out of ceramic. The only way to remove the paint was sandblasting and that stripped the coating from the statue which then allowed the rain/snow to start damaging the ceramic through cracks/expansion. That's ultimately why they had to move it indoors.
I am all for harmless pranks. Hell if they had made the statue if bronze it probably wouldn't be an issue...but it was destroying property over time which isn't cool.
October 20th, 2023 at 10:44 PM ^
I know everyone downvoted me for my comments yesterday, but we are about to pound these losers.
Spartans will what? Go 3-9. Fuck them.
October 20th, 2023 at 11:51 PM ^
+1 redemption
October 21st, 2023 at 12:33 AM ^
3-9?
How about 2-10 with losses to end the season!
October 21st, 2023 at 7:04 AM ^
Who is their remaining win? After today their remaining schedule is @ Minnesota, home vs Nebraska, @ Ohio State, @ Indiana, and home* vs Penn State.
*hilariously played Friday night at Ford Field.
October 21st, 2023 at 7:56 AM ^
@OSU and home v PSU. Please oh please...
October 21st, 2023 at 7:58 AM ^
They could potentially beat IU or Nebraska but neither of those are gimmes for them. The others are guaranteed Ls.
October 21st, 2023 at 10:48 AM ^
They could also beat Minny, which means they could get to 5 wins if they lose to the Big 3. Not enough for the Quick Lane Bowl.
October 21st, 2023 at 12:13 PM ^
Honestly, if my team sucked, I’d rather they only get 5 wins than 6 or 7. Just end the season as soon as possible so you can hire a new coach and hit the portal. Shitty bowls only delay the process.
October 20th, 2023 at 10:45 PM ^
I'm watching Buddy the Elf right now
October 20th, 2023 at 11:03 PM ^
I’m listening to Buddy Guy right now
October 20th, 2023 at 11:03 PM ^
I'm not your buddy, guy
October 20th, 2023 at 11:07 PM ^
I am not your guy, pal.
October 20th, 2023 at 11:46 PM ^
I'm not your pal, friend.
October 21st, 2023 at 1:13 AM ^
I'm not your friend, you Mad bro?
October 21st, 2023 at 3:16 AM ^
I'm not mad. I love saxophone players.
October 21st, 2023 at 7:50 AM ^
Do I sense a budding conflict?
October 21st, 2023 at 12:11 AM ^
Those aren't pillows!
October 21st, 2023 at 12:24 AM ^
If you call me elf one more time
October 21st, 2023 at 7:05 AM ^
...he's an angry elf.
October 21st, 2023 at 8:28 AM ^
Leave Izzo out of this!
October 21st, 2023 at 10:34 AM ^
Izzo giving a pregame pep talk?
Waaay late on that one.
October 20th, 2023 at 10:53 PM ^
Ha! My stepson runs that place. Must have made made him itch to see all that Michigan gear there!
October 20th, 2023 at 11:09 PM ^
he must be the redheaded stepson…
October 21st, 2023 at 7:50 AM ^
Buddies or the jail?
October 21st, 2023 at 7:58 AM ^
I hope the answer is that Buddies is Jail.
October 20th, 2023 at 10:56 PM ^
Hope you got the Nachos...I ate at Buddies in Okemos watching the The Rose Bowl against WSU.