Overtaking Ass

You might be joking, but this thread is wonderful. I hope it stays up. 

Finally someone has the courage to say it

I'm drinking an ice cold Sparkling Ice zero sugar carbonated drink. Orange Mango is the flavor and it's very delicious on a warm, autumn night in Grand Rapids, especially after a long run in Eastown.

Now, I believe we were talking about ass? Anyone?

I use the container app as discussed in the opening paragraph of the latest UFR. No ads and it loads way faster. 

....well considering he Cayman Nebraska,  so I guess he could come here. 

Yes! I literally hit an ad by accident trying to respond but yes please. Pay per post and, if you get negged a certain number of times, pay for that comment too. 

I mean, this OP is better than another analysis of why we need to run less and throw more, or how our offense isn’t good enough to score on a real defense, or any number of other worn out shit posts…This is some original thought at least

All right, now pay attention. First of all, you never let on how much you like a girl.

"Oh, Debbie. Hi."
 

Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it."

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?"

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."
 

And five, now this is the most important. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.