OT:Favorite Insult
Obviously don't post any racist bullshit.
I was texting my wife earlier and I called her a butt munch and it was so satisfying. Also been digging bozo and jabroni lately thanks to its always sunny in Philadelphia.
So mgo, what's your favorite harmless insult?
I hope there is a proctologist's office nearby because you are a flaming asshole.
Shit for Brains
Did you get a haircut or lose a fight with a lawn mower?
My Friend: Smart Ass!!!
My reply: Better than being a Dumb Ass!!!
Dingus is a pretty good word
Somewhat related, we spent the day on Mackinac Island today. During the carriage tour, our driver asked where everyone was from. One couple said Ohio. Our driver busted their chops the rest of the 45 min tour. I made sure to tip him for a job well done.
A favorite response to anyone overreacting; Are you upset because of your haircut?
"What a fu**ing a**hole."
I don't dabble in harmless insults.
Goat Fucker
A term used by a coworker I worked with while in college.
Dumbass.
“Fuckstick”-Jason Brown
You're a load that should have been swallowed.
Ohio State Alum.
Buckaroo
You answered the "harmless" part of the prompt but skipped the "insult" part?
Dipstick
Soft bitch... it's just so degrading.
Chef Gordon Ramsay called a dude a limp dick. I laughed a while at that one.
Ass panda.
Don’t ask….
Where does ass panda come from?
centimeter peter
“Who are you calling a Cootie Queen you Lint Licker!”
-Per the woman in the Orbit gum commercial
Pickle you, kumquat!
Trump Jr.
"You may be funny but looks aren't everything"
Dipshit
I have recently been calling people “plebes,” especially while driving.
Where'd you get that suit, the toilet store?
I once heard someone described as "a waste of a perfectly good ovum." It was both funny and accurate.
You have so much wit, you only use half of it at a time.
Piece of bitch.
Hillbilly.
They’re a lot of rumors going around about ya, but I don’t care. I still like ya.
You son of a motherless goat.
U r a broke dick dog
No Yo Momma lines?
Yo mama so fat when she sit around the house, she sit around the house.
"May your spinster sister cough up a yak fur ball.*"
Carnac the Magnificent (Johnny Carson) to Ed McMahon, circa 1975
Son of a motherless goat
I like "Go eat a bag of dicks".
Best part is for the creative among us there is a well known hamburger stand in Spokane, WA called Dick's and they give out their food in bags. So many people have indeed eaten a bag of Dicks.
useless like a soup sandwich
Useless as a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.
Fructose breath
Fructose breath
There’s alway Douche Bag, but my favorite variation is Douche Nozzle. Just like the sound of the word ‘nozzle’ in that context.
Nimrod.
Medium talent
(for use around high achieving people only)
Douche Canoe
Knuckle Dragger
Thick
Jimmy. Short for jimmy jackass.
And Inbred.
Dipshit is extremely versatile. Big fan.