OT Your Christmas Eve tradition

Submitted by jabberwock on

Growing up i heard a lot of bunk about leaving milk & cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve.

In the jabberwock household we were informed in no uncertain terms that Santa actually preferred beer and cheese & crackers.  

You might be imagining a nice aged cheese paired with a select craft brew, but in reality is was usually a plate of velveta-topped saltines and a can of Strohs.

The reindeer didn't get shit.

Any other families do anything non-traditional as a Santa offering?

I know of 1 family friend from a particularly anal retentive home that left out a bowl of soapy water and a washcloth so Santa wouldn't soil their expensive white furniture & carpet.

That's fucked up.

BlueMk1690

December 24th, 2017 at 9:27 PM ^

Cake with the family, listening to Christmas music with the family, then gifts are opened, after that dinner (potato salad and vienna sausages) and the evening ends with everyone chilling with snacks/sweets, kids playing with their new toys, maybe a good movie.

Perkis-Size Me

December 24th, 2017 at 9:29 PM ^

When we celebrate with my parents, the only real tradition is she makes monkey bread that we all eat halfway between the gift opening, and then breakfast casserole after we’re done. Christmas dinner usually consists of something like lamb chops, and we always have potato latkes.

UM Griff

December 24th, 2017 at 9:30 PM ^

For the kids Christmas pageant at church. The kids are so excited and they do a great job. We also have a handbell choir, trumpet player, and junior choir, so it is quite a festive service.

Kharper3

December 24th, 2017 at 9:49 PM ^

It's a long and heartwarming story that dates back to the Korean War, but my family on my mothers side gathers on Christmas Eve to eat Chop Suey dinner before exchanging gifts. I look forward to that Chop Suey all year long. And, there's not a drop of Asian ethnicity anywhere in our blood. Pretty weird, but true. It's still going on to this day. Merry Christmas!

Kharper3

December 25th, 2017 at 10:06 AM ^

The short version is that my uncle was a radio operator in the Air Force and somehow able to take leave to be home for Christmas. Military travel was not always dependable so they didn't know what time he would be home. My grandmother wanted to make a dinner that could stay warm on the stove for hours in case he was late. So, she made a huge pot of Chop Suey from scratch. He arrived home and was so thankful for a home cooked meal no matter the type. So, that started the tradition. My grandmother passed away in 2007 and my uncle in in 2014. But, the tradition lives on and we did it again this year!

freelion

December 24th, 2017 at 9:58 PM ^

So we always go out to dinner tonight. Then I watch It's a Wonderful Like and then wait for Santa to deliver the gifts before going to bed around midnight. It's still a peaceful and magical time in the wee hours of Christmas Eve even for a 52 year old. It never gets old for me.

MadMatt

December 24th, 2017 at 10:07 PM ^

I'm getting tired of these TV guys hyping the Houston DT. He is good, but they think he'll be in the Heisman conversation next season. Please! Is he Mo Hurst? No he is not, so STFU.

northmuskeGOnBLUE

December 24th, 2017 at 10:33 PM ^

Until my grandmother passed away 22 years ago it was Christmas Eve at her place. Best times of my life. Piles of presents, great food, and the company of my family. I do miss her and those Christmas Eves of the past.

jabberwock

December 24th, 2017 at 10:52 PM ^

to those of you who are facing a Chritmas alone, or dealing with a loss or a difficult life change.

The Holidays, and their (often over-hyped) traditions, can make these difficulties tough to bear.

Remember 3 thrings.

1. It can always get better.

2.  Some of the most dysfunctional situations can, with time become valued (if not cherished) memories all their own.

3.  You are a Michigan football fan, so not only is suffering a way of life, but there's lots of us around to share it.

Beechbaron

December 24th, 2017 at 11:03 PM ^

We watch Polar Express, great U of M movie. My daughter sincerely asked me if she could go on it if it arrived tonight. It was cute. I said no. I know, I know, I’m the grinch. I either perpetuate the myth and support a behavior that allows her to board moving vehicles with strangers, or play ultra conservative dad. They call me Captain Buzzkill.

Mr. Elbel

December 24th, 2017 at 11:06 PM ^

We opened all our presents growing up. Just stockings on the 25th bc my eldest nephew is a Christmas baby so we did presents after a candlelight service on the 24th and his birthday the next day. Now that I'm newly married we're combining that a bit and doing presents Christmas morning like normal people with one present on the evening before.

Woodstock Wolverine

December 24th, 2017 at 11:19 PM ^

When I was a kid in Michigan it was always Christmas Eve mass at 5 or 6, followed by opening one gift that was always pajamas. Then we would have snacks and wine(sparkling grape juice for me) while watching "a Christmas carol ". Now I have two young kids and it's pretty much the same except instead of church we go to the town parade and see santa come to town. Instead of sparkling grape juice it's bourbon and instead of "A Christmas Carol" it's "Christmas Vacation". Good shit! Merry Christmas everybody!!! Can't wait to watch my kids ages 5 and 3 freak out and go bananas tomorrow morning!

SouthOfHeaven

December 24th, 2017 at 11:28 PM ^

We've done a family pheasant hunt before Christmas for the past four or five years, so I'd say that's becoming a tradition of sorts. When I was little, we'd all go bowling on Christmas Eve, then come home and open one present.

go16blue

December 24th, 2017 at 11:41 PM ^

Well seeing as how this is my first, going over to my christian girlfriend's place for her family's party. So far so good! Learned one of her relatives was on Bump's Rose Bowl team actually

AMazinBlue

December 25th, 2017 at 12:15 AM ^

Black & White Blu-Ray ONLY. And once she falls asleep I get out her gifts and wrap them all right in front of her.  Actually I wrap all the gifts I have to wrap during that movie.

Not sure why, but I get all choked up and shed a few tears at the end of that movie.  Probably some deep-seeded guilt.

MMB 82

December 25th, 2017 at 2:26 AM ^

and we are not religious. We go to Las Vegas, where everything is open, and have a great time. Xmas nite we meet a group at Carmine’s, in The Forum shops for what has become our traditional dinner. Been doing this for many years now!

UMgradMSUdad

December 25th, 2017 at 9:20 AM ^

My wife's family is Lithuanian, and following their traditon we have stuffed cabbage for dinner. Before heading to bed, we read A Child's Christmas in Wales by Dylan Thomas, taking turns reading sections. Then we read an account my wife wrote about our first Christmas in our new house where one of our cats caught a mouse.  My wife's family is Lithuanian, and following their tradition, we have stuffed cabbage for dinner.

Wendyk5

December 25th, 2017 at 10:18 AM ^

Half Jewish, half Catholic here, though my parents were not religious. We celebrated secular Christmas, focusing more on Santa than Jesus. These days, my husband, who's a non-practicing Catholic, and I and the kids have Chinese food on Christmas Eve, a tip-of-the-hat to the Jewish tradition of eating Chinese food on Christmas day because they were the only restaurants that were open. 

Zarniwoop

December 25th, 2017 at 12:34 PM ^

We eat all day and sit in the same room and talk. One appetite zero after another. Then everyone has two helpings of my wife’s incredible cooking and we are asleep by 11. Except me. I stay up and clean the most numental mess in the kitchen and I’m grateful to do it.

Wolfman

December 25th, 2017 at 10:58 PM ^

"That's fucked up." But the timing, if you nail it can have some unexpected effects. 

i was setting here, eating the leftovers of our non-traditional Christmas. That would be a nice big slice of prime rib. Imagine the best in town, any restaurant and it doesn't come close to this.  But reading your last line - so unexpected, i guess - caused me to laugh so damn hard I confess to losing a bit. I was laughing so hard, even though you are right. What might be even more fucked up is the family member that didn't feel too embarrassed to share that with you.  Good stuff.