OT - Ronaldinho Marrying TWO Women This Summer
LOL. He is going to marry two women at the same ceremony, and has been cohabitating with both of them. Absolutely bonkers, but maybe he has figured out life.
Wait, wait, wait...you think it's bonkers that rich, famous man is doting on and banging two women at the same time? Or that even said two women are aware of each other? Or is the bonkers part just that such an arrangement is happening under one roof instead of two seperate ones? Frankly, nothing about this seems very unusual to me, except the label 'marriage' he's applying to it.
Honeys I'm home!!!!!!!!!!
Now he can not have sex with two women instead of one!
So if he gets divorced to both at the same time do they each get half leaving him with nothing?
No they each gets a third OBVIOUSLY
His success in soccer is not the only reason why people call him a legend.
Is it also because he has tattoos that explain what symbols mean on a lot of maps?
I saw Ronaldinho at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Maybe he doesn't know English and is an asshole?
One of the best copypastas out there.
I was always fall for this when reading the first paragraph.
What a stupid meme.
This makes sense for all involved. Dude's a millionaire so it's not like his wives will nag him about not folding the laundry.
I admire your optimism.
Correct if I'm wrong Senator but two hot Brazilian women married to the same man could turn a mountain of money into a pile of coal faster than a fat kid on a water slide.
You are correct. However, Ronaldhino, per the Sun, is worth about 80-100M pounds, which is about $130M. It will take awhile to burn through all that.
If you are going to have two women marry you for your money, you better have a lot of money.
If his investments work out, he can add a third wife.
You don't know wives, do you?
Smart....
I like to use a mandoline. Steady even strokes with moderate pressure. Let the blade do the work.
he will man up. If Genghis Khan can have 30,000 kids in 12 years and 500 wives. I'm sure this guy can handle two.
I'm sure they love him for who he is....
-"Ronaldinho not a stranger to getting his hands on major cups"
That part was funny.
Will the women be married to each other as well?
He's clearly never been married before.
1 spouse is enough, whether you're marrying a woman or a man! He will learn....
He's clearly never been married before.
1 spouse is enough, whether you're marrying a woman or a man! He will learn....
one post is enough. You've clearly never posted on a slow connection. You will learn. /s ; )
Winner! We have a winner!
That's two Brazilian women who are going to want him dead one week each month. Odds for his longevity are not in his favor.
Natural Selection at work, right here before your eyes.