OSU safety arrested for DUI
Does this OSU safety have a name?
His name is Marcus. Apparently there was a Hooker in the car.
PICS OR GTFO!!
Mcdonald's is Hooker food
Marcus Hooker
Fortunately for you, I did the tough investigative work of following the link and reading the first sentence. I can confirm that he does have a name. I could even name him for you.
He was on the Tennessee plan but at osu the players have to go through the McD drive-thru to get their happy meal bag-o-cash.
Michigan has had their share of DUI's, Maybe he needs help and not a smart ass jackass like you trying to be funny on this board. Grow up man and leave the parents basement before reaching 35
Are you ok!?! I'm concerned
Don’t bother, sc consistently has some of the whiniest and worst takes on this board (and that’s no small feat)
He definitely needs help. Everyone knows you go to White Castle when drunk.
Plus1. The Porcelain Palace takes a back seat to no one.
I knew OSU students were generally behind the curve but I didn't realize they needed safeties at the school
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
My wife's water broke in a Wendy's bathroom...it's sort of the same (no it isn't)
Did YOU break it?
Your hand doesn't count as 'getting busy'...
So that’s why I never get a kiss afterwards.
Don't worry... some of us still remember the Digital Underground.
When we come around
but do you even got your own dance?
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
With Marcus or a hooker or both?
Dowhatchalike...
Some cop didn't get all the memo$ about not arre$ting the player$
I feel like it's too soon to be throwing that stone in a house made of glass.
yep
nothing to see here
i feel like you would do better back home, in ohio. don't know why you even monitor our board.
fwiw though, i also don't think this is a worthwhile OP, but not for the reasons you are trying to justify.
I'm not terribly familiar with this guy's posting history... but I do agree with the sentiment. UM player misses a tackle and OSU scores... I'm happy, right? UM player, (or OSU player) gets arrested for an alcohol related incident.. that's just sad for the kids all around. Hooker made a really bad decision (twice now actually) to get behind the wheel after drinking... their are no winners here, and we've probably seen the last of him in an OSU uniform.
I know OSU and UM are rivals to the end, but from this OSU fan... I'll never feel gleeful watching a talented kid throw his career and future earnings down the drain, regardless of the team he plays for. I think thats what he was getting at.. I hope.
You should go back to ripping on Nico Collins with the rest of your buds.........180+ comments because a former player didn't throw his friends and coach under the bus.
Dude, it's weed, tats, free cars and cash payments.
You drink and drive, go over 55 or don't click it in Ohio then it's on.
little tree air freshener..... bwahahaha
Hopefully he didn't hit anybody or anything before ordering his Big Mac...
Seems this is his second DUI in his time at OSU. If true, the young man needs some help.
Damn, that cop must be new to Columbus. Sure to get reprimanded and reminded that’s not how they treat OSU players.
Bummer for the kid and a colossal mistake for him. I do not care who he plays for. I hope he learns his lesson but also receives the proper help to get better if his drinking is an issue. I remember just a few years back when Kevin Grady, Daryl Stonum and even Graham Glasgow did the same thing as Michigan players.
Few years, a full fucking decade, who's counting?
time constrains no troll......
No shit, Stonum’s last season at Michigan was 2010, iirc. SC really grasping at straws here
Honestly, it is pretty amazing that you can get arrested for sleeping, tho.
I saw a guy passed out with his head in a plate of runny eggs at 4:15 am in a Waffle House and two state troopers laughing their asses off at him
not when you're passed out drunk, vehicle still in drive..... LOL
At the end of the video, doesn't the lady cop ask Hooker if he goes by another name? I thought she asked him if he was Roosevelt Cooper and Hooker responds that it is not his car. So who is Roosevelt Cooper and why is he lending his car to a drunken moron? Nothing to see here folks...please move along and let the Columbus Police Department handle this!
Jeff Jackson Simpson is a name I use when I meet someone I don’t want to know my true identity.
Sure Jeff, whatever you say.
I was wondering the same thing. His brother also played at osu and was a first round pick for the Colts, so it’s odd that he doesn’t have his own car.
Roosevelt Cooper, Eddie Rife's new identity? The used car sales manager at Maxton Auto Group? The nephew of Bobby DiGeronimo?
who gives a shit?