Never go full Brian Kelly

Submitted by Ezekiels Creatures on December 12th, 2021 at 8:16 PM

 

I guess it's celebration over getting his 5 Star?

 

https://twitter.com/Walker_Howard4/status/1470191799662792705

 

 

XM - Mt 1822

December 12th, 2021 at 8:23 PM ^

not sure which one more perfectly illustrates complete loss of self-esteem: 

1.  brian kelly in that bizarre clip

2.  the donut racers, who at least maintain their anonymity. 

Dunkin Donuts Race - YouTube

UgLi Eric

December 13th, 2021 at 3:12 AM ^

This was the best worst thing i have seen in a very long time. Can't look away, can't look at it directly, still confused and might never lose that image. Let me dissect this...

1. Brian Kelly in Louisiana is weird. 

2. His face just disappears into the background half the time. 

3. He looks like Frodo to the 5 star's Gandalf. But in this case Gandalf is the young spry one and Frodo is the grey. 

4. Walker Howard is a name bred to become a Heisman finalist and confuse voters much like a politician named Abram Lincoln might. 

5. They both look into it. So it's consensual. It sure is sensual. It also might be a con. 

6. Nothing can ruin this year's season, though LSU is trying hard to taint it. 

TruBluMich

December 12th, 2021 at 8:28 PM ^

Here's my theory.  Notre Dame has a strict drug-testing program and thinks the devil's lettuce is a fireable offense. Whereas LSU could be ok with testing positive for marijuana (not sure, it's just a theory).  He's just doing his best to try and make up for his time at Notre Dame.