MSU 2023: Epic Schadenfreude

Here are some of the best schadenfreude (Spartyfreude?) comments I could find, copy and pasted here for posterity and your enjoyment. Obviously if anyone has any more, feel free to add them to this thread. (Quick note: As usual I'm limiting it to text comments as these are easier to copy and paste, but there are definitely some hilarious gifs and memes posted out there.) Anyway, without further ado...

Beers are cracked
Vibes are high
East Lansing is the best city in the world
Beat Michigan

"It's not over. It'll never be over." -Coach Mark Dantonio

Started drinking

Are they actually having NBC trying to defend Michigan sign stealing?

How does UM find the douchiest most punchable QBs

Fuck NBC talking about our guys plea deal to the ridiculous and unprecedented charges

I already want to punch this play by play dude

NBC why you say nice things about michigan? they are SCUM!!!

I am once again begging Dantonio to stuff Hazleton into a locker and take over the defense

Michigan is so good....damn
No, we're that bad and they still haven't played anyone of significance
No we just suck lol, nobody in the B1G is that good this year

That’s game. Need to just keep it respectable now

Fire it all into the sun

How did Tucker manage to hire and retain not one, not two, but three incompetent coordinators

We are getting steam rolled. Saddest part of my life

Hire Meyer now

fuck why is nbc still talking about the goddamn tunnel!

"He was involved in the tunnel incident from a year ago" fuck you Noah Eagle

Why is our offense the worst fucking thing on the planet? we have guys, Jesus Christ, sick of this mother fucking bullshit

good lord nbc loves stroking harbaughs cock dont they

"Handled it with nothing but grace" are you fucking kidding me? Must be nice being able to break the rules and have everyone worship you for it.

It’s almost as if they know what plays are going to be run before they are run

Every time we run an offensive play, they are in the exact perfect spot, as if they somehow know where we are going

Zero pride or fight idk why I'm surprised after the chokes the last two weeks. We should jettison the football program and go join the Big East

Yeesh. This is like Tecmo Bowl.

Hazelton hasn't come close to stopping an offense since he was hired. This is a fucking embarassment and i want everyone, gone, all the way everyone

Gonna watch the -48 rushing yard game highlights at the half to remind me of who we were and what we can be (someday)

Hope Izzo lays 1,000 on these fuckers

10second run off was our best defense that entire half

Keep bitching fucking cheating dickhead

I might be dead at the end of this game

scum! they are scum! why cant the world see that

I can't believe any recruit would want to play for that crybaby ass

Michigan is so damn good and we're jealous, admit it

the leading receiver for us at the half was the fucking dog catching frisbees

We should have said we didn't want to play. The cheating scandal would have been magnified and done more damage than we could have ever hoped for on the field

I am glad we are wearing black because I am mourning our football team.

fuck michigan! I hope jj mccarthy gets chlamydia!

I am gonna root against the Spartans the rest of the game, fuck us, we don't care. i hope no one is here next seaon, zero coaches, nutritionists, strength coaches, analysts, athletic department

can we please get a stop? i'm fucking crying now

It’s going to be a while before we get to watch Michigan State play meaningful football again. This feels like Bobby Williams levels of sheer hopelessness.

They're going for 70

Get izzo on the sideline already!

This won't help us not be last in the B1G by a mile in penalties

Cut to the post-game presser. Harlan...have you lost this team?

I will refer to this as the game that was vacated

This is the worst MSU team of all time, to let the highest paid coach do this to us only because he checked all of the woke fucking check boxes, i am an alum, i am leaving

How many ways can we possible embarrass ourselves?

It is time to say that Harbaugh can go fuck himself! I hate everything!

God fucking damn it, this fucking michigan team is not supposed to do this to our guys. we are spartans why is there no fight no heart

This is the worst timeline I have ever been on

it's all bullshit man, we are msu. i cant wait until those fuckers get fucked in the playoff

What Michigan did to us this game is far less offensive than what we have done to ourselves the past two years. Total shambolic laughingstock. What a disaster.

can a ref just stick a finger up harbaughs butt please, i'm sure he needs a good scratchin by now

Worst MSU team in history. Team really just has no fight or heart.

GOD DAMN IT WE NEED A MERCY RULE

I'm going to have a stroke watching MSU football

Fuck Dantonio for leaving the program in shambles
Fuck MSUs admin for hiring Tucker and giving him that extension
Fuck the current coaches that are left that don’t give a fuck

More pictures of Hitler on the scoreboard than points. Beyond embarrassing.

good fucking lord i can't believe this bullshit

Congrats Barnett for owning the worst passing defense performance and home loss in school history you useless grifter....

Seriously Allen Haller should be fired for the Tucker Extension, promoting Barnett and letting Hitler make an appearance at the stadium.

It's so imperative they get Urban Meyer and HOF coach who can just be left alone like Izzo because everyone in the administration of MSU is a clown.

These coaches are so bad it's going to make the hire even more difficult. $15M a year for Urban get it done or MSU is DEAD.

Worst night in the history of Michigan State football for so many fucking reasons

This program is gonna be shit for the next like 4-5 years at least.

Well we only lost because they cheated

Urban Meyer. $20 Million a year. Offer it now.

I can not WAIT until those scUMmers get buttfucked by us EVERY YEAR like they damn well deserve to! spartan for life, spartan dawg!

if this loss does not make you want urban meyer then i don't know what will

FUCK YOU NBC! FUCK YOU HARBUGH! FUCK ALL OF YOU MICHIGAN PRICKS!

why didn't we stop them from stealing our signs? when will this program get out of its own way? god i hate this shit so god damn much

Ok, here's the deal. We're going to win every game against scUM for the next ten years.

I just don't understand why any recruit would ever want to go to UM. It's like, they're terrible, and cheaters

we need to make way more spartan babies. get on that shit!

srsly if ur not raising ur kids to root for msu then ur a straight up traitor to the state

I am not happy. This is complete BULLSHIT. Who said that scUM was allowed to walk into Spartan Stadium and do this? NO ONE! Get your fucking ACT TOGETHER guys! Stop spending time with your dumbass girlfriends and get in the fucking weight room!

Not sure if it was the game score or the 50 texts I got about Hitler, but at some point I crawled into a bottle of scotch and let mostly everyone know I was in a foul mood. Probably not great when you get a reply from your kids kindergarten teacher from 15 years ago asking "Who is this".

No pride...just waiting for the inevitable. I talked myself into us having a shot because we actually did kind of outplay Rutgers and Iowa for most of the game, but yeah just bigger/faster/stronger from the shoot last night.

Losing when you try your best is nothing to be ashamed of. That’s not what happened last night or the last several games. A handful of our players have tried despite their circumstances and I really hope they stay Spartans to help us get back to greatness.

I don’t ever want to see what happened last night again. I hope everyone in the MSU community wakes up to where we are as a program and at least get us competitive again. We need Mr Miagi to get us to eliminate the leg sweeping, cheating, pompous AF spoiled a$s brats down the road.

Why is anyone surprised? We have been a dumpster fire since 2016. KW3 gave us some hope but it was a flash in the pan because KW3 gave Tuggar the big contract. Tuggar then quit on us. Yesterday was an accumulation of failures for the past 10 years, save one great year from CMD and KW3. The BOT is nothing but a bunch of SJWs that do not care about MSU, they use it as a tool to push their twisted ideology.
The BOT and entire Leadership needs to be fired. You talk about pompous douche and the rich kids. That is exactly what the BOT and Leadership is. It is a Country Club for rich white people that push SJW ideology. They think they are doing a good job and pat themselves on the back. We only have ourselves to blame.

Someone please tell me ONE reason to watch one second of Spartan Football moving forward. What would happen if LITERALLY no one showed up for some of the games???

Urban looks good in green! Make it happen!

We need an MSU win so bad right now. Please hire Urban

Let's be honest, this program is a joke. Just hire Mike Valenti.