McElwain Presser: Suspension Update and Poking the Bear

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As of now, Jim McElwain said the players supended for the game are still suspended. Also, a few things that might be considered bulletin board material:

 

Mac says James Robinson WILL NOT play this week.

All players that were previously suspended are still suspended.

— Nick de la Torre (@NickdelaTorreGC) August 28, 2017
Mac dodges more QB questions: "We have a plan. The opponent has nothing to do with it." #Gators
— Nick de la Torre (@NickdelaTorreGC) August 28, 2017

Mac on Harbaugh: "He obviously felt he needed to do some things to be relevant and that's his choice. I probably wouldn't have done it."

— Nick de la Torre (@NickdelaTorreGC) August 28, 2017

CLord

August 28th, 2017 at 1:07 PM ^

IQ test:

Below is a list of activities Florida coach Jim McElwain would probably never do.  Which doesn't belong?

A. Satellite camps
B. Trip to Rome with the team
C. Use teeth whitening strips
D. Hump a shark on a boat in front of others while butt naked, smiling for the picture

OwenGoBlue

August 28th, 2017 at 1:37 PM ^

I wonder if McElwain suddenly discovered light shit talking because he's trying to get himself in Saban's good graces? 

Maybe he can be QB coach there when he gets fired at Florida this year. 

MichiganStan

August 28th, 2017 at 5:12 PM ^

Right, for some reason I always thought McElwain was a good guy but now Im starting to think hes just an ass

 

Hes doing all this shit talking all because Michigan hasnt released an official roster even though its obvious who is on the team

UM Griff

August 28th, 2017 at 3:59 PM ^

1. Players unauthorized use of debit cards 2. Unnatural attraction to seagoing creatures 3. Deciding what QB to start 4. Teaching players not to smoke pot in the dorms where it is obvious Looks to me like he has his plate full.........

MichiganStan

August 28th, 2017 at 5:09 PM ^

My bet is Florida will use multiple QBs

Theyll test Phillipe Franks deep ball to see if Michigans young secondary is easily torched. If that doesnt work theyll see if Zaire can run well. If those fail theyll go with old faithful Del Rio

I think this plan will fail miserably as each QB will have a ton of pressure to out perform the other QBs on the team in game.

I expect Michigan walks away with 3 or more INTs as our d line will be fucking chasing their QBs all day long. I want to say JKP gets an interception as I hear he is standing above the rest of the freshman secondary players

Jason80

August 29th, 2017 at 2:03 AM ^

Yeah because leaving the NFL with one of the best career winning percentages didn't make him relevant. No word on whether coaching Colorado State Rams (NTR) makes a coach relevant.

wildbackdunesman

August 29th, 2017 at 6:04 AM ^

In the post game presser after a Michigan victory, Chengalis will ask McElwain: "You had spoke about antics and the need to stay relevent for some coaches.  Where do you personally draw the line as a role model to your players and children when it comes to antics?  Because PETA might say that the shark can't consent to being bedded by you."