If there's any game I'd be OK with losing this season, tomorrow is it (commence downvotes)
Hear me out:
- It's an early-season loss. That historically hurts way less than a late-season loss.
- It's non-conference.
- It's an offense we'll never see again all year, so telling of nothing.
- Army jumps into the top-25 with a win, and has a decent change of winning out. It should be expected at the very least that they'd be ranked throughout the season if they win tomorrow. So, not a "bad loss."
- Last and certainly not least, these are servicemen. I could never begrudge them no matter what.
For what it's worth, I still think Michigan wins by 2-3 scores, so go easy on me here.
Happy Friday!
September 6th, 2019 at 5:50 PM ^
How do you feel about Winnipeg City Ordinances?
September 6th, 2019 at 5:52 PM ^
I'm against 'em.
September 6th, 2019 at 5:50 PM ^
I'm going to say no since if this team wants to have any hope of making the playoff this is a game they can't afford to lose. Not with the conference schedule they have plus ND. The chances of making it through the rest of the way unscathed are slim. And if the offense doesn't score enough to beat army who is overmatched then that does not bode well for the rest of the season.
September 6th, 2019 at 5:50 PM ^
I'm not ok with losing any games so theres my 2 cents
And btw we won't lose tonorrow
September 6th, 2019 at 8:16 PM ^
If there's any game I'd be ok with losing, get help immediately. I've been taken hostage, and they're monitoring my communications.
September 6th, 2019 at 5:51 PM ^
Your wish is my command (-1)
September 6th, 2019 at 5:51 PM ^
No, not ok to lose this. I hope we destroy with dignity. I only hope we don’t chant you suck after each 3 and out.
September 6th, 2019 at 6:25 PM ^
Let alone "You suck, bitch!", which is such a horrible chant I'm any event.
September 6th, 2019 at 6:43 PM ^
That really is MSU-esque and needs to stop.
September 6th, 2019 at 7:07 PM ^
I get that people stand on both sides of the "You Suck" chant, but can the vast majority of this fanbase please get united against the adding of "bitch"?
It feels possible - everyone constantly notes how sparty it sounds. I am a younger fan and I haven't heard a single person say that they like it.
September 6th, 2019 at 7:10 PM ^
Yeah it’s eerily reminiscent of Spartys “1 2 3 First down bitch” chant
September 6th, 2019 at 7:21 PM ^
“ I haven't heard a single person say that they like it.”
Really? I’d have to believe the several thousand people saying it “like” it. Seems childish to me, but most of them are kids after all!
September 6th, 2019 at 7:55 PM ^
Mrs. Hatter thought they were saying dick, which would be the more traditional insult.
You suck dick, cocksucker, etc, was a fairly standard insult as recently as the last decade.
You suck bitch just sounds stupid.
September 7th, 2019 at 12:45 AM ^
maybe they could croon it, Perry Como style
September 7th, 2019 at 8:37 AM ^
My guess would be that it’s “You suck, bitch” more than “you suck bitch” — reminding me of my favorite comma illustration: “Let’s eat, Grandma” vs. “Let’s eat Grandma.” Although said live, the insult doesn’t seem to have the slight pause you would expect from a comma being present. So I could see how it could be heard as “you suck bitch.” In which case I completely agree that it’s an inane insult.
Either way, include me in the number of those vehemently opposing the use of this chant.
September 6th, 2019 at 7:46 PM ^
September 6th, 2019 at 7:43 PM ^
Plus, it’s Army. There won’t be that many 3 and outs. There will only be like 8 possessions, and they’ll go for it on 4th down on 5 of them.
September 6th, 2019 at 5:51 PM ^
You're posting this nonsense bc points are broken, aren't you?
Jk
But seriously.
September 6th, 2019 at 5:52 PM ^
There’s this one dude I’d be ok with banging my wife. Oh wait, no there’s not.
September 6th, 2019 at 9:24 PM ^
She told me it would be alright though.
September 6th, 2019 at 5:55 PM ^
Quit with this nonsense! People are worried about Army for what? The close loss to Oklahoma last year with a historically bad defense. Give me a break. Stupid post and you know it op.
September 6th, 2019 at 5:56 PM ^
after Michigan wins 45-10 tomorrow I hope everybody admits how fucking stupid these post were.
September 6th, 2019 at 7:24 PM ^
Lol.Nobody said they believed Army would win. OP said he’d be more OK with this game being an L than any other game. He even closed by saying he expects M to win.
September 7th, 2019 at 5:59 AM ^
Lol. Where did I say people thought Army would win. Have you not been paying attention these last few months. There is a lot of concern with playing Army from many posters here on this blog. I shouldn't have to point that out, but hey, I am just a random internet guy. You both should be better. Lol.
September 6th, 2019 at 5:55 PM ^
JFC. We’ve played exactly one game with a new offense, 5 starters out, and our QB hurt after the first play and still won by 19. Can we chill out?
September 6th, 2019 at 6:00 PM ^
No religion.
September 6th, 2019 at 5:57 PM ^
Dude, I'm 11b and spent 15 months in Iraq. Army will ALWAYS have my respect. But I grew up in the shadow of THE Big House. Michigan will always have my heart.
September 6th, 2019 at 6:08 PM ^
I first read this as “I’m 11 pounds” and thought “Jesus someone get this man an Anthony’s pizza!”.
September 6th, 2019 at 6:27 PM ^
You mean "1lb".
September 6th, 2019 at 6:31 PM ^
Hey, you don’t tell me how I originally incorrectly read someone else’s words, okay?
September 6th, 2019 at 7:08 PM ^
+1 for the AGP reference. I have literally introduced 20 or more people to that since I was on campus. Unanimously reviewed as “best pizza ever.”
September 6th, 2019 at 5:58 PM ^
Defeatist mentality is not something you want to implore.
Grow a pair
September 6th, 2019 at 5:58 PM ^
Fuck all that
September 6th, 2019 at 5:58 PM ^
If there is any game that fits this bummer of a category, it's ND. Army is a worse loss than ND and both are out of conference.
September 7th, 2019 at 7:45 AM ^
I feel the same way. ND is probably the only game we can lose and definitely win the B1G without help and still be in playoff contention. Unless ND is in the playoff that is, because that would mean back to back years leaving 2/5 P5 conferences out of the playoff and Clemson/Bama are pretty solid locks.
September 6th, 2019 at 6:01 PM ^
what kind of mindset is this??
I understand where you are from but we can pay plenty of respect and tribute to our servicemen without sacrificing the football game. Game is a game, but I will gladly deliver your generous offer of your home donation to home for our troop.
September 6th, 2019 at 6:03 PM ^
"I'd rather learn from a win than learn from a loss. But that's just me."
-A.O. "Bum" Phillips
September 6th, 2019 at 6:07 PM ^
What the shit
September 6th, 2019 at 6:20 PM ^
Respectfully, NO. Win the game. Go Blue !
September 6th, 2019 at 6:23 PM ^
To quote Dennis Hopper (Blue Velvet), "fuck that shit!"
September 6th, 2019 at 6:38 PM ^
Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!
September 7th, 2019 at 9:06 AM ^
Hey, man. You're quoting ME. I said that long before Hopper.
September 6th, 2019 at 6:24 PM ^
It's an interesting exercise, I suppose. Kind of like, "if Harbaugh has to be strapped to a dentist's chair and left in the press box for one game, I hope it's for Maryland, because that's not all that far from Liberty."
That got me thinking about politics, since Liberty and College Park aren't that far from our nation's capital. Would it improve government if Trump had to hold all press conferences strapped to a dentist's chair? What if the next round of Democratic debates took place with the candidates arranged in a semi-circle of dentist's chairs? And each one was attended by a hygienist, who kept inserting those little cotton pads as the debate progressed, so the candidates would have to speak really slowly and you couldn't understand them anyway. The network running the debate would hire a dentist to interpret their answers, only it was actually a Russian operative, not a real dentist, and, well, you see where that's headed.
I think the real answer, though, is not in who and when (as long as the when isn't November) but in how. It has to be a close game and opponent has to be good enough to be credible but not good enough that its own record needs to be analyzed, game by game.
September 6th, 2019 at 6:30 PM ^
what the...
I think i'm having a flashback
September 6th, 2019 at 7:43 PM ^
This wins the HAPPY HOUR contest submissions....
September 6th, 2019 at 6:28 PM ^
Beat Army doesn't make them losers
September 6th, 2019 at 6:35 PM ^
Lol! I thought the same thing. But never go full hypothetical!