Hug a Michigan Troll Today

Submitted by Snazzy_McDazzy on October 2nd, 2021 at 3:18 PM

Rough day for the Michigan haters and the Harbaugh Sucks simpletons. 

MGoCarolinaBlue

October 3rd, 2021 at 12:52 PM ^

They've basically ruined this blog for me the past few years. It's so miserable logging on just to read all the uninformed negativity and hot takes which are totally devoid of any perspective.

To all the haters and hot-take complainers: take a fucking break. Sit this one out. We're all sick of you. "Stupid" and "loud" are two traits that unfortunately show up together too often, and as a group you've got both in spades. Just STFU please and lurk for a while instead of running your fat, stupid mouths. This blog is a better place when you listen more and talk less.

A-Maizen-Blue

October 2nd, 2021 at 3:24 PM ^

We deserve to feel good about this one.  Celebrate today, get ready to make some more sacrifices this week on the practice field.  Don't get too high, don't get too low.  On to Nebraska.  Do your job.   

GoBlueBill

October 2nd, 2021 at 3:28 PM ^

There are very few Michigan haters on this site .

Being critical of your team does not make you a hater or troll .

Michigan won a hard fought road game today .

Lets enjoy it 

Mike Damone

October 2nd, 2021 at 3:28 PM ^

A week ago, the garbage the haters dished out after beating Rutgers was putrid and pathetic.

Fuck those losers!

If you can't enjoy watching this team - give it up, asinine pessimists.

The boys made us proud today!  Go Blue!!!

thespacepope

October 2nd, 2021 at 7:47 PM ^

They will crawl out of their troll caves after a loss and tell us all how they saw it coming during the second half of the Rutgers game. Nothing will ever be enough for the haters and trolls. If the team wins a game its supposed to win, its not by enough; if the team beats a team like wisconsin, it's because it's a down year but when they lose, they suck.

The Homie J

October 2nd, 2021 at 3:35 PM ^

Fuck each and every one those Doomers who said we couldn't pass the ball or play on the road.  I wanna see crow eaten left and right this week.  We got a fucking squad this year!

Blue Ninja

October 2nd, 2021 at 4:32 PM ^

Based on previous history of the Harbaugh regime why do you have to be so hateful to the skeptics? Its Harbaugh who has caused the skepticism. Until today we were 4th in the country for least number of passes attempted. Until today Harbaugh was 0-12 as an underdog not to mention being on the road. We are not Buckeye fans, we love the Maize and Blue same as you, we have just grown skeptical based on previous history. I hope this continues, would love to see my mind changed on Harbaugh. Heck, I was thrilled when he got hired but its been one disappointing season after another especially the last month or so of the season. But kudos to Jim, teh staff and the team for today's win, lets keep this ball rolling!

The Homie J

October 2nd, 2021 at 4:42 PM ^

Based on previous history of the Harbaugh regime why do you have to be so hateful to the skeptics?

Because they placed too much emphasis on things that happened in past seasons, which has no relevance to what's happening this season.  And number of pass attempts is useless because we clearly didn't need to pass to win those games, and in fact, Washington BEGGED us to run the ball based on alignment so it would have been coaching malpractice not to.  And NIU we passed and ran the score up so fast we again didn't need to risk interceptions again.  And we tried to pass vs Rutgers, but it didn't work so that's not on Gattis for not calling more there either.  And a 0-12 record as an underdog looks bad until you add CONTEXT in that we have the 2nd fewest games played as an underdog in the B1G since Harbaugh took over (only Ohio State has less at 4) and EVERYBODY has a shit record as an underdog because duh, underdogs are underdogs because they're not likely to win.  

This team was 4-0, never trailed, never turned the ball over and played 1 bad half of football.  Anybody skeptical after that is just sensitive and making bad assumptions.  But maybe now everyone can take their BPONE goggles off and look at this season in a vacuum.

HAIL-YEA

October 2nd, 2021 at 6:22 PM ^

Because you interpret everything as negative. 4th least pass attempts on its own means absolutely nothing, ignore what has been going on with the run game and defense..we have 4th least pass attempts. You are entitled to your opinion but the rest of us are trying to enjoy a nice season. We are contenders in the east, let me enjoy watching it play out with out you all losing your shit that Harbaugh is still the coach.

You all like to act like the Hoke and RichRod never happened with your level of outrage

 

ommeethatsees

October 2nd, 2021 at 3:54 PM ^

They have good reasons for doubting this team. They had to lose to Ohio State and Michigan State for too many years. How naive to say anything different. After saying that, a nice win over a below average Wisconsin team. 

jonnyknox

October 2nd, 2021 at 3:54 PM ^

I remember the joy on this board when Harbaugh came back to Michigan.  We are so lucky to have him as our coach and his loyalty and dedication to Michigan is something we would not get from another coach.

Blue Ninja

October 2nd, 2021 at 4:27 PM ^

Way to gaslight and put people in a nice, neat little box. I for one have been a huge critic of Harbaugh which after 6 years is certainly warranted. That has turned me into a skeptic, so excuse me for being cautious about success. That said, I have said since the start of the year that Wisconsin would be my measuring stick. 3-0 start had got me to tepidly toe the water of the bandwagon and then the 2nd half of Rutgers happened and all those September glory seasons of the last 14 years came crashing in. Then today came, started out looking good but by halftime it was looking a lot like last week. Then came the 2nd half and glory. But one problem in the Harbaugh/Gattis regime has been the inability to continue this success. Can they keep this balanced offense going? Man I sure hope so, if they can I'm all in as they say down here in Clemson land. 

I'm so happy that we beat Wisconsin. I'm thrilled that we crushed their spirits. I'm excited by the possibility of what this season could become. But I'm still skeptical until Harbaugh proves me wrong. Today I'm just enjoying the win and being 5-0. Thats enough in the moment.

Don

October 2nd, 2021 at 7:33 PM ^

I predicted Michigan would lose today, and I’m ecstatic that Snazzy (and plenty of others) was right, not me. I’m drinking a celebratory martini to help wash down the crow.

This isn’t the first time I’ve been wrong in predicting a Michigan loss, but regardless of circumstances I’ve never celebrated a Michigan loss, and I’ve never booed the team in Michigan Stadium. As a Michigan alum, I believe doing either is unforgivable from a fandom standpoint.

To those who predicted a loss who now bridle at Snazzy taking a victory lap, be honest: if Michigan had lost today, there would be one “Fire Harbaugh/Harbaugh Sucks” thread after another.