freelion

November 20th, 2016 at 12:29 PM ^

Not a haiku but better:

The great shameless, audacious bawler, 
He will be elected governor of the army: 
The boldness of his contention, 
The bridge broken, the city faint from fear. 

Harbaugh is clearly the great shameless, audacious bawler. His Michigan army will break the Buckeyes and leave Columbus faint with fear

ThatGuyCeci

November 20th, 2016 at 12:56 PM ^

I don't know how haikus work, The Buckeyes dick does Finebaum twerk The maize and blue don't give a damn When all is said and done we'll be east division CHAMPS! Go blue fuck Ohio state

LB

November 20th, 2016 at 1:55 PM ^

If it weren't for Ohio the water would run out of the Great Lakes and then where would we be? In fact, being the drain would account for a lot of things now that I ponder it.