Game Thread - Michigan Vs. Colorado State - 12:00 PM, ABC

Submitted by LSAClassOf2000 on September 3rd, 2022 at 4:00 PM

I will get this started a little early, so apologies in advance for the pregame comments that will likely crowd the first page of this thread.

Here is the moment we've been waiting for all summer, right?

1VaBlue1

September 3rd, 2022 at 3:21 PM ^

Good game, even if the offense started a little slowly.  JJ won that competition pretty easily, and the defense looks really good.  The DL!!!  WOW!!!  Nice surprise...

coneyisland75

September 3rd, 2022 at 4:26 PM ^

I thought they did ok for a first game. Karsch sounded a little caught off guard for his first live call of a Michigan touchdown as the play-by-play. I expected an excited “TOUCHDOWN, MICHIGAN!” I thought Jansen was decent. (side note: I tried to use the varsity network app and sync with the game but it got annoying because my connection kept dropping)

SD Larry

September 3rd, 2022 at 3:27 PM ^

Good effort against a team that had a lot of players from a bowl team last year.  Saved the playbook.  Optimistic about it being a very good and perhaps great season. 

1145SoFo

September 3rd, 2022 at 3:38 PM ^

He may have done some of that but by the 2nd quarter it was like calling a Tigers / Marlins game in the middle of July. Relax a little, if he ever got an opportunity to call a big game I'm sure itd be more focused.

He also had a few good tidbits from his time with the ravens, QB experience, and texting John Harbaugh

Hannibal.

September 3rd, 2022 at 3:35 PM ^

Is it impossible to have fun while also providing a little bit of insight into the game?  That's what he's there for.  He literally did not provide a single informative comment the entire game (stuff like "yeah that was really good blocking there I like these guys" doesn't qualify).  He was the drunk guy at the sports bar who occasionally looks over at the TV and makes a random comment.

Denard In Space

September 3rd, 2022 at 3:32 PM ^

Tally of RGIII, blossoming sex criminal, and his horny comments: 

  • Started out with fixating on Corum's thighs, several times calling them "thick'ums"
  • Literally groaned, orgasmically, upon seeing Robbins' mustache 
  • After a shot of female Michigan student fans in the crowd, he commented that they "look like they're trying to get married tonight."
  • The great Orji tease
  • The great Orgy in the Endzone

While hilarious, I am interested in odds: how many games until RGIII exposes himself on the air?