yossarians tree

October 8th, 2021 at 1:29 PM ^

Connery will always be the best because he created the character, but I do like the Daniel Craig films while noting that they are more relevant to current times.

However, I will die on this hill: Bond must be a man and he must be a shameless womanizer. If you want a PC superspy, build your own franchise. If you want a woman superspy, do the same. In a world of breakneck change, some things must stay exactly the same.

Bang me!

LSAClassOf2000

October 8th, 2021 at 9:11 AM ^

If you are here long enough, you come to realize that a good quarter - perhaps more - of the Hall Of Fame started because of bizarre typos, random shitposts and other things that, on the surface, might seem like fodder for removal. They stayed, however, as "Overtaking Ass" stayed, and I am sure it will end up being a good HOF candidate. 

Blau

October 8th, 2021 at 9:29 AM ^

A small part of me thinks this is a related case of Larry David's Accidental Text. Meaning the OP submitted the post with the error on purpose knowing the vast majority of our scholarly readers would agree with the humor and even empathize with the situation, regardless of the intention. 

It's a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good post.

UM Indy

October 8th, 2021 at 9:28 AM ^

Answer:  Wipe it.  Shake it.  Scratch it.  And last, but certainly not least, overtake it.

Question:  What are things to do with ass, Alex?    

lhglrkwg

October 8th, 2021 at 9:42 AM ^

Nebraska is feeling wayyyyy too confident lately. They aren't doormats anymore, but pasting Northwestern doesn't mean much this year. Hopefully Ojabo and Hutchinson turn their crappy tackles into another pair of turnstiles

Naked Bootlegger

October 8th, 2021 at 9:45 AM ^

The overtaking ass emotions are running at a fever pitch!    I'm late, but I'm always willing to partake in a Friday posbang.

/Needs to check if the overtaking ass OP exceeded 100 upvotes.   It was at 99 yesterday.