Friday POSBANG "What the hell do I do with my weekend?" Edition
So, honey do lists shall commence, or take a weekend trip, or go to the wedding for that fan smart enough to consult the schedule before booking a reception hall.... What are you doing to pass the time?
I plan to smoke a nice brisket and watch my alma mater Air Force play Boise Saturday night and catch up on some house projects. Oh, and bang a little...
October 15th, 2021 at 4:39 AM ^
I'm working all weekend. In fact I'm working right now.
Don't tell my boss that getting banged is more important than whatever dumb stuff he wants me to do
October 15th, 2021 at 8:59 AM ^
Weekly bang bunny.....
October 15th, 2021 at 9:00 AM ^
Gonna binge watch season two of Ted Lasso. Love me some Coach Beard...
October 15th, 2021 at 4:44 AM ^
A quiet weekend. Perfect time to do some banging’. Go Blue!!
October 15th, 2021 at 4:44 AM ^
First order of business? it’s after 4 am. QDAGTB!
October 15th, 2021 at 5:01 AM ^
I work two twelves this weekend. Which I happily took on a bye weekend in order to go to the remainder of home games this year.
October 15th, 2021 at 5:11 AM ^
road trip to one of the son's college football games....but, i just read a text he sent at midnight that says he tweaked his groin at practice yesterday such that he might not even dress tomorrow for the game. may end up home tomorrow instead, in which case i'd probably go bow hunting and watch football, go get another cow that is preggers that a neighbor of ours wants to sell us, add it to the herd....
October 15th, 2021 at 5:16 AM ^
Wife is dragging me to a bourbon tasting with her brother and his wife. Could be worse I guess.
October 15th, 2021 at 5:31 AM ^
Bourbon + wife = Bang
October 15th, 2021 at 6:19 AM ^
She'll be dragging you into the bedroom when you get home. Sounds like a win to me.
October 15th, 2021 at 7:38 AM ^
Happy Wife Day! Hope it’s a win for everyone. Bang!
October 15th, 2021 at 8:20 AM ^
DRAGGING you to taste bourbon???
Oh, you poor poor thing.....
October 15th, 2021 at 8:35 AM ^
To be fair, he did say it was with in-laws.
October 15th, 2021 at 8:54 AM ^
bourbon is the best way to tolerate in-laws, IMO
October 15th, 2021 at 5:39 AM ^
This is why I hate bye weeks.
October 15th, 2021 at 5:54 AM ^
Practice form tackling with a friend. Bang!
October 15th, 2021 at 9:53 AM ^
Am I the only one wondering why that dude is naked?
October 15th, 2021 at 10:57 AM ^
It makes for a better GIF
October 15th, 2021 at 5:55 AM ^
My wife and I will be welcoming our second born into the world. Strategically scheduled or luck? Maybe a little of both. Go Blue!
October 15th, 2021 at 5:57 AM ^
Congratulations my man.
October 15th, 2021 at 7:26 AM ^
Now this is an awesome occasion! #2 for TA2!
October 15th, 2021 at 7:53 AM ^
It seems to me that you had some tremendous forethought when the child was conceived.
October 15th, 2021 at 8:20 AM ^
Wishing you the best. Hoping everything goes quickly and smoothly.
October 15th, 2021 at 9:13 AM ^
#2's middle name should be Bye.
October 15th, 2021 at 10:29 AM ^
and that is why you publish schedules in advance
October 15th, 2021 at 6:15 AM ^
It is hard to beat wife week.
October 15th, 2021 at 6:26 AM ^
Reread your statement.
October 15th, 2021 at 8:09 AM ^
Depends on the wife.
I'm taking the family to the drive in. Last time I was there I saw Pulp Fiction. And got a handy.
October 15th, 2021 at 1:21 PM ^
this means something different in Alabama
October 15th, 2021 at 6:19 AM ^
I have something on the Honeydo List, but can't for the life of me remember what it is right now.
October 15th, 2021 at 6:21 AM ^
My son wants to play Tennis. Not sure why all of a sudden. Best week to shore up on my forehand and enjoy some family time. And root for all our rivals to lose. Go IU!
October 15th, 2021 at 6:22 AM ^
Baseball tourney for one of my boys. Sat game times are not conducive to watching a lot of college football, unfortunately.
October 15th, 2021 at 6:59 AM ^
softball tourney. 9, 12:20 and 2:30 sat. Sunday single elim and we will play a single game
fills about 75% of the weekend
October 15th, 2021 at 6:24 AM ^
Probably fix my boat, that currently isn’t starting. Hope for some upsets. Work on me so I can lead my best life.
October 15th, 2021 at 9:41 AM ^
Maybe get the last windows boarded up? Get the maze bushes covered? Axe sharpened? Chew some aspirin try not to get mad and chop up family?
October 15th, 2021 at 6:25 AM ^
Oh, there's a long enough list here, but football will be on in the background. Just the normal stuff that you would expect in a household too, such as:
1) Finally putting together a larger tank for a python
2) Trying to get another bioactive habitat started for one of the geckos
3) Reorganizing the pots and pans
4) Finishing out "Squid Game"
5) Laundry
You know, normal things...
October 15th, 2021 at 6:38 AM ^
You might want to make #4 your #1
October 15th, 2021 at 6:46 AM ^
Just buy new clothes and replace used. Problem solved. Kidding. Did you just say a tank for a python? Would love a pic after it is done and when a python is in there. Be safe my friend.
October 15th, 2021 at 6:54 AM ^
Is number 1 a euphemism for buying new underwear?
October 15th, 2021 at 7:02 AM ^
auto erotic asphyxiation is a fun hobby.
October 15th, 2021 at 7:09 AM ^
Spending one last weekend on Lake Michigan, hitting up some breweries and beaches.
October 15th, 2021 at 7:13 AM ^
Beautiful out east this weekend. Fishing, golf, banging. Plenty of good football on the tube - pretty happy to watch CFB through the lens of a 6-0 Michigan fan.
October 15th, 2021 at 7:19 AM ^
Maybe this is the do honey weekend....
October 15th, 2021 at 7:50 AM ^
That sounds like a great weekend!
October 15th, 2021 at 7:22 AM ^
First rifle elk this weekend. Backpack is packed, ready to hike a couple of hours into the Flattops today to make camp in the backcountry.
October 15th, 2021 at 11:47 AM ^
Weather should be close to perfect for you!
Do you come in from the east (off of 7) or more from the north (off of 8)?
October 15th, 2021 at 7:23 AM ^
No honey. No do list.
Probably gonna get out of the city and burn through at least a tank of "OMG it's expensive" in the new toy. Happily. Stealthily.
Obey all traffic laws. Closed course. Professional driver. Do not attempt.
October 15th, 2021 at 8:31 AM ^
Hey, Slim. Do ya remember when you were in that 1957 movie Jamboree?
I just discovered the movie. It has a lame story of boy-girl singers manipulated by their woman & man managers, also in love. BUT it's an early look at actual disc jockeys, apparently crucial to the invention of youth culture, AND a cool-cat cast of early rock & rollers performing, including you, Jerry Lee Lewis ("Great Balls of Fire"), and you.
As you said back in the day: Lookin' good, daddio.