Favorite Lines to Make Rival Fans Angry
Upon seeing a total stranger in MSU garb, I will either say:
1. "MSU is a great place to go, if you can't get into a good school"
or
2. "You went to MSU? My condolensces."
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I believe those are called, "oxymorons"
oh you went to msu / osu; alow me to speak much slower for you
I was going to go there but I got into a good school instead
Whenever a Sparty fan mentions something about college football that happened prior to 2008...
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Joe knew.
"I've kidnapped your family and have them in an undisclosed location."
I cut off and flipped off someone with an osu license plate frame in Charlottesville, VA yesterday. That seemed to work pretty well. I got the hands in the air pleading "what was that?!" from him.
Given my UM stickers, the UM plate, and the 4 detroit teams on my back window I think he knew what was up. His girlfriend in the passenger seat was laughing her head off.
I think he got the message.
done something similar on multiple occasions.
So, I see that you are wearing the illustration of your IQ again.
JOKES ABOUT DECADES OF INSTITUTIONAL COVERED-UP CHILD RAPE!
HILARIOUS!!!
Seriously, get a fucking life.
Yea I guess it's one of those child rape jokes you had to be there for huh?
That's a fantastic idea. It's not truly done in your opinion until not only are tens of childs lives ruined, a horrible man is rotting in prison forever, a formerly beloved coach is dead, those innocent fans simply must hang thier heads in shame and feel shitty about it as well. Only then will you will stop throwing child rape jokes in their face. What a great person you seem to be in your own head.
They certainly owe it to you. You've earned it.
Too many of them are complete tools. I actually know some decent Penn State grads who won't defend Paterno, but there are too many out there who really don't care that children were raped on PSU property. They keep electing Alumni trustees to their board who are screaming about how everybody did wrong by Paterno and that everybody (that means us) owe the Paternos an apology.
It is a sick, twisted cult.
the Fighting Gaelics. It pisses my Domer friends off to no end.
East Lansing Community College
It hurts.....because it's true.
To SEC fans: Charles Woodson. Seriously, just say his name and most SEC fans, not just Tennessee fans, will start bitching about Peyton deserving it.
I lived in Tennessee for 8 years, went to grad school at Tennessee-Knoxville for four of those years, and married into a hard core Tennessee family (and have been living with them for about a year). This whole time, I have worn copious amounts of Michigan clothing. The closest anyone has ever come to saying anything to me was my father-in-law saying "Peyton should have won the Heisman" one time. That's it. I did hear one debate about it once on sports radio in Knoxville, but it was more about how Peyton might have won it if he had managed to beat Florida his senior year (which might actually be true).
God Bless Peyton's futility against Florida.
1997 Florida/Tennessee was my first memory of watching College Gameday and the MASSIVE hype that game got.
Michigan State is second rate. You'll all be working for me in five years!
That line usually pisses everybody off
"I acutally like you guys and root for you as long as you're not playing Michigan."
Many rivals hate, but it hurts more when they don't care.
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referring to OSU that way, as opposed to their preferred "THE Ohio State University" ---- in my experience that has a rather large effect in terms of how it annoys Buckeye fans. Kind of fun.
"Sorry you couldnt get into community college"
To Notre Dame fans
"Charlie Weis couldn't beat Rich Rod"
To Ohio State fans
"I don't care about football, I'm more into academics"
"If it were easy - it would be your mom"
"Hold on, I think Michigan just scored again." Or, the one she really hates, "I'm watching the replay of last year's Citrus Bowl game, would you like to join me?"
I think for Michigan State fans who are being insufferable, it has to go more along the lines of the historic assessment of their school by the state of Michigan and indeed the historic attitude that the University Of Michigan has had towards that institution:
"There is an accredited land grant institution in Ingham County, you say? I did not realize this."
I try to ignore rival fans and for the most part any family members that try to antagonize.
Your mascot is a hairless nut and your fanbase worships a woody.
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I like to denigrate Joe Paterno whenever any PSU fan is around, because those people are way too protective. I actually know some people who have stopped rooting for PSU because they think the adminstration treated Paterno so badly.
