Draymond Green makes Jordan Poole sing MSU fight song
Rookie hazing I guess?
This aggression will not stand.
October 8th, 2019 at 2:40 PM ^
Hopefully he doesn’t force him into performing any other MSU athlete traditions.
October 8th, 2019 at 3:33 PM ^
JP seems like the type who might seduce an older woman.
EDIT: Or was it a married woman?
October 9th, 2019 at 6:59 PM ^
So, he sang "Born To Lose" by Ray Charles?
October 8th, 2019 at 2:41 PM ^
JP should have kicked him in the balls. Green deserves to be on the other end of a swift kick to the nuts for once.
October 8th, 2019 at 4:39 PM ^
I disagree only because it should happen a lot more than once.
October 8th, 2019 at 5:39 PM ^
Green once got suspended during the NBA finals and cost his teammates a ring. I'm pretty sure that was worse than a kick to the balls.
October 8th, 2019 at 2:41 PM ^
It was either this or he’d kick Poole in the balls.
October 8th, 2019 at 2:43 PM ^
I mean, when your other option is to get kicked in nuts...
Edit: everyone has the same joke lol
October 8th, 2019 at 2:43 PM ^
I was going to go overboard about him actually singing it but he stepped on the lyrics at the end and gave a "Go Blue!"
October 8th, 2019 at 3:35 PM ^
he didn't really sing it either .... just kinda read it
awesome
October 8th, 2019 at 4:19 PM ^
Draymond has to read it too because no one actually knows the MSU fight song.
October 8th, 2019 at 4:41 PM ^
I don't believe that for a second. No way Draymond knows how to read.
October 8th, 2019 at 11:13 PM ^
He DUM!!
October 9th, 2019 at 10:47 AM ^
Hey, he can read. That's how he knows the Earth is flat.
#kunspeerissee!
October 8th, 2019 at 2:45 PM ^
I had to do that once in College, lost a bet with the Sports Sociology Prof and had to recite it in class.
On the banks of some river yada yada...
October 8th, 2019 at 2:48 PM ^
... they’re raping with a vim...
October 8th, 2019 at 2:45 PM ^
Are they playing in China this week ?
October 8th, 2019 at 3:00 PM ^
Yep, flying on Air Force One
October 8th, 2019 at 3:10 PM ^
Human rights are not a political issue.
October 8th, 2019 at 2:50 PM ^
Meanwhile, Draymond is sporting his (nearly) Maize & Blue warmups... Please, JP, remind him of that fact!
October 8th, 2019 at 2:50 PM ^
did you see the look on green's face when Poole said, "Go Blue"? I'm pretty sure Poole did get kicked in the nuts right after that video ended.
October 8th, 2019 at 2:53 PM ^
Would anyone who Green is if Seth were never born?
October 8th, 2019 at 3:16 PM ^
"Would anyone who Green is if Seth were never born?"
Your riddles intrigue me.
October 8th, 2019 at 3:45 PM ^
I'll own it and not edit.
But anytime a post warrants this meme it's worth it.
October 8th, 2019 at 3:22 PM ^
MSU athletes are good at forcing others to do things without their consent.
October 8th, 2019 at 3:24 PM ^
It looked like they were all having fun with it.
Kinda cool, actually.
October 9th, 2019 at 5:12 PM ^
cmong guys. it's all in good fun.
October 8th, 2019 at 3:32 PM ^
If we had known, we could have provided Poole with "alternate lyrics."
(Glock Bus lives!!)
October 8th, 2019 at 3:33 PM ^
"....QUACK!"
October 8th, 2019 at 3:35 PM ^
Draymond wanting to be a typical Sparty and flex on a U-M guy
Joke's on Draymond - JP charges more on fiverr for a birthday shoutout than anyone is willing to pay to hear that stupid song
October 8th, 2019 at 3:45 PM ^
Here, Jordan. I'll help you out:
"Go to school at MSU,
Learn to count to 10.
And if you can't do it,
Well, they'll let you start all over again..."
October 8th, 2019 at 4:25 PM ^
“We can’t read, we can’t write,
We don’t even care.
”One, two, three-four-five...”
“Holy shit, you‘re halfway there!”
October 8th, 2019 at 6:46 PM ^
"We're so dumb at MSU,
It's a crying shame.
Eight, nine, ten-leven-twelve (QUACK)
Holy shit we lost the game!"
October 8th, 2019 at 4:54 PM ^
Go to school at MSU,
learn to count to eleven,
and if you can’t do it,
Herm will be in heaven!
October 8th, 2019 at 8:47 PM ^
"Snort right through that line of coke
Watch the other team keep scoring.
Spartan teams are bound to lose
They really like their booze"
Rah rah rah!!!!!!
October 8th, 2019 at 3:59 PM ^
Dumb!
October 8th, 2019 at 4:15 PM ^
At least he didn't punch him in the dick. That's something for Draymond.
October 8th, 2019 at 4:24 PM ^
Does the MSU fight song have any words? No MSU alums I know can sing any.
October 8th, 2019 at 5:00 PM ^
Fuck Draymnd. He is this biggest dick in the nba.
October 8th, 2019 at 5:49 PM ^
Wow! Lucky future Mrs. Green. (Or current, not sure if he’s single.)
October 8th, 2019 at 5:49 PM ^
I would have slipped in Maize and Blue vs MSU in the lyrics
October 8th, 2019 at 6:01 PM ^
They have a fight song ??
October 8th, 2019 at 6:25 PM ^
I went to MSU for grad school and I couldn't even him the tune to their fight song. I assume it was written by Puddle of Mudd or Papa Roach.
October 8th, 2019 at 6:36 PM ^
Nope, just looked it up, it was Nickelback!
October 8th, 2019 at 10:21 PM ^
"Hey, I still can't read. Can you tell me what this says?"
October 9th, 2019 at 11:40 AM ^
Draymond is a tool
October 9th, 2019 at 3:56 PM ^
Lets all get really mad about this
October 9th, 2019 at 3:56 PM ^
Lets all get really mad about this