Dear New Mod, I am trying to conquer a pony
Are you in?
Y/y
In all seriousness what are you drinking tonight?
Bleach here
Darker Blue: If you can get that imbecile (TPC) off this board I'll buy you the drink of your choice for a month.
I used to hate that guy
But now I think he's kind of funny
I'll take a bottle of gasoline 93 octane
I will help you catch a pony!
Together we can do it
I believe in us
There once was a man named darker blue
who said drinking is something I do
he said 'this may surprise '
But it's on pony conquerer I've had my eyes
and I'd have a drink with him too'
A limerick is the classiest form of poetry.
With Tpc on my side the white house is ours
Not the one in DC but a different less famous white house
An Argentine sailor named Bruno
Said, "Screwing is one thing I do know!"
"Now women are fine,
and sheep are divine,
but llamas are numero uno!"
I spent 3 years shacked up with a llama.
They are definitely not numero uno
do you know my friend mckeever?
he once made love to a beaver
the result of that muck
was a canvas back duck
two canoes and a golden retriever
upvoted. For canvas. Back. Crazy, really. (In Christopher Walken voice)
I dig a pony.
Gaaah...you beat me to it.
If you say dig a pony fast, it sounds like some town in Massachusetts that should have a minor league baseball team.
The Digapony Dolphins, the Red Sox affiliated A-Level Penn League squad
I think we all realize that reacting with comments and up/down voting posts is what trolls live for. So if we all stop reacting, they will move on to other forums eventually. Or finally a girl/boyfriend.
Good thing you're not paid to think
First of all that's unnecessary, stupid, and rude. Personally I hope that you're not paid to think. If you were you'd probably be pretty bad at it and your coworkers would suffer.
Second of all, he's right. Trolls only troll because they get attention. Only after shouting obscenities into a ceaseless void for an extended period do they begin to question their actions.
Thirdly, I'm starting to wonder if TPC is actually super depressed and trying to cope on this blog of all places. All of his comments have the same somber tone to them. I read one of his more recent comments and he stated he had lots of friends years ago and things were going well for him, but now not so much. Of course that could have been a lie but judging by the tone of his comments I'm inclined to believe it. I hope he gets the help he needs. Seriously.
That all sounds like something a duck would say
The troll cave is a wonderful invention.
You gotta pay the troll toll
If you wanna get this boys hole
Boy’s soul, not boy’s hole!
The troll cave is a wonderful invention.
Sure... if you're simultaneously as arrogant and as thin skinned as Walmart Dickhead is.
That requires you to constantly mention your use of the troll cave while posting inane images of blocked messages.
One posts the images of troll cave use because it's another way to say "look at meeeeeeeeeee!!!"
You would think the picture of his Michigan themed toilet would provide the necessary narcissistic supply, but clearly not.
Nothing wrong with PonyConqueror... it's just a shtick.
It’s hot garbage...
I wonder if he's still sleeping in his girlfriend's bathroom?
Yeah but unfortunately it's a schtick that isn't at all funny or amusing. And he's prolific. It's the worst combo.
Blood/semen smoothie.
If you are shooting strawberry ropes, you should go see your doctor.
Yeah, I knew a guy who had this problem and he actually had stones in his Prostate gland.
not mine.
Agreed! Absolutely worthless...
I realize the OT is probably trying to just be funny, but the bleach thing is decidedly not funny.
But Tide pods. They're an entire department of memes.
Even though Women on this board are probably less than 10 percent, probably lower. I think the new MOD needs to be a Female.
"I...I, I...dig a pony."
You can celebrate anything you want
You can penetrate anyplace you go
You can radiate everything you are
You can imitate everyone you know
If you could add theme/background music to a thread this one needs some Ginuwine badly.
Not sure to be sad about the state of MGoBlog where posts are now about users or to be envious of said user who has their own worship thread.
How many days has it been since MGoPoints worked? Need that meme gif with Tom Hanks scrawling it on a rock.
Seth replied to someone in the new mod post who asked about why his points never updated:
“You're one of those stuck in the big caching issue we can't fix”.
I’m in that group as well.
So they’re stumped. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It was a joke. We are all included in that group.
Need that meme gif with Tom Hanks scrawling it on a rock.
or Bill Murray from Groundhog Day.