Are you in need of (more) buckeye schadenfreude today?

Submitted by yvgeni on November 29th, 2023 at 12:10 PM

I'm sure your YouTube algorithm has been taken over by buckeye schadenfreude as well, but just in case you missed this one, it's an all time great meltdown/rant 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhM1PuDSLl8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhM1PuDSLl8

My absolute favorite part is when they start talking about how OSU could get Will Johnson to transfer when we get hit with sanctions.

*chefskiss

Hoek

November 29th, 2023 at 12:38 PM ^

These two really make themselves look like idiots. Yeah go get Will Johnson, just offer bags of cash. Like there is issues that arise when you just depend on the portal.

drjaws

November 29th, 2023 at 12:39 PM ^

i live outside of Cleveland and work in Cleveland so I get to see it all day every day

all last week people were talking smack, taping ❌ over all the Ms in people names on their name plates outside their offices. I took the tape off of mine and put a block M there then threatened to fire anyone who touches my name plate … sort of kind of in jest. 

it’s been so quiet this week. all the dejected faces. 

lhglrkwg

November 29th, 2023 at 12:40 PM ^

I am loving watching the OSU fanbase in real time try to figure out how to deal with adversity for the first time in their lives. It's even funnier when you remember they were still like 33-5 over the last 3 years and they're still talking like Day is coming off a 6-6 season

Pretty wild opening statement from this guy

This is not a great Michigan team

Like...how do you hold that opinion

...credit them for a non-influenced W

Spare me man. You guy had Michigans signs in '18 and '19. Who cares. 

MDH68

November 29th, 2023 at 1:46 PM ^

I have watched several of these buckeye post game podcasts. The one with zach boren and austin warde is pretty hilarious. Zach boren is a idiot, But they all say the same thing about Michigan not being a great team, So what does that say about your shitty team then if Michigan isnt a good team, and you couldnt beat them,

GO BLUE

Booted Blue in PA

November 29th, 2023 at 1:53 PM ^

right?  Michigan fans say this is the best team they've ever had.   this ohio state team is not as good as the last two years.... so obviously they won because of stealing signs, if their best team barely beat our team that isn't even close to as good as it was the last two years.  

LMFAO

 

I'm pretty sure that was Harry and Lloyd

Watching From Afar

November 29th, 2023 at 12:45 PM ^

Jesus christ these guys are pathetic.

The weather? It was fucking gorgeous out.

OSU should have the best QB in the country every year? McCord was a top 50 recruit in his class. He's not some 743rd ranked QB from Colorado that fell into the job because everyone transferred or got hurt. It's how Day is set up? Well damn, if he can't win without a throwing god for a QB maybe he should take a different job.

Every player should be a NFL player? They need four 1,000 yard backs? They fuck do you think you are?

The number of times they said "give credit to Michigan BUT" they're not that good, that talented, did anything impressive. Yeah buds, they just beat OSU in every facet of the game outside of MHJ but sure, they're just mid and OSU really lost the game. GTFO. I've heard better analysis and thoughts from a clogged toilet.

Edit: Still listening periodically - they literally argue that they need to raid other programs because they're operating AT A DEFICIT! So where is the deficit? Because it's not talent. They can argue this recruit didn't pan out or this guy was only average all they want, but they are in the top 3 of recruiting every year, a massive step above their contemporaries especially in the conference. So that's not the deficit. It's gotta be something else, right?

Blue Texan

November 29th, 2023 at 12:45 PM ^

Great listen. They are calm, measured and mostly factual. But, as Bucknuts, they believe OSU can and should get NFL players at every position. And have 4 1000 yard RBs. And just pay for them. 
man, they live in another universe. 

Booted Blue in PA

November 29th, 2023 at 1:13 PM ^

Love how these two tools have a problem with NIL because it allows schools to pay whatever they want to get players....

It sucks when they aren't the only ones that are paying for players....   its like someone pulled back the curtain and there was no great OZ...... tressell and meyer just had the right network of bagmen

 

FlexUM

November 29th, 2023 at 1:20 PM ^

Honestly it actually wasn't terrible. The worst is these guys (although not terrible in this video) on the radio are selling fans a check that won't get cashed. They think this sign stealing thing is really going to bring down the program. 

Louie C

November 29th, 2023 at 1:26 PM ^

To be perfectly honest, I really don't take any joy in their schadenfreude. It just really proves how entitled, obnoxious, toxic and delusional that fan base is. It really unbecoming. 

ToledoWolverine

November 29th, 2023 at 3:03 PM ^

The average 30 year old OSU fan has seen them lose once in their life prior to 2021. They have a warped perception of reality, they truly believe it was and will always be OSU winning The Game every year. Reality is a cruel bitch and she is having her way with that entitled fanbase these days.

Mike Jones

November 29th, 2023 at 1:27 PM ^

Thanks.  Don’t have time to listen right now (48 minutes) but what I found amusing was how the YT comments were so positive, talking about how they call it straight and all.  How easy is it to get bots to do YT comments?  Reading this, I expected the top comment to be ‘OMG weather?!?’

djmagic

November 29th, 2023 at 1:58 PM ^

All I can say is that buckeye fandom is a helluva drug.

the fan-fiction is entertaining though.  Holy cow.

"Based on the "uncontroverted" evidence, the NCAA/B1G should have shut down that program in October.  The NCAA is not a court of law, so no "due process" or "beyond a reasonable doubt" standard applies to a current/active, novel cheating scandal, the likes of which dwarf anything that came before it.  Alas, money talks.  OSU and all of the TCUN opponents and their fans that came before and after will still play and watch, keeping the TV ratings high.  

Nothing more is going to come from this until well after the season.  This is the only thing that makes the loss bearable.  In fact, I don't even see the loss as a big deal...playing a cheating team full of 30 year old transfers (ok, not that old but 4th-6th year players), who most likely don't transfer in to a 7-5 team, if not for the '21 and '22 seasons.  Sure, I wanted a win (as always) but 'm looking forward to seeing the notice of allegations, the response and then the inevitable hammer.  We won't even be able to wave to Hairball and Minter next year when their show-cause is in effect.  2024 will be a grand year, a grander game, played by teams on an even footing...which will make it all the more sweet."

https://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/college-sports/2023/11/143535/ttun-scandal-cix

Willie Heston

November 29th, 2023 at 2:36 PM ^

I didn't get that far into the drivel-fest, so thanks for posting that.

Astounding they have reached this Sparty level of delusion.

Yes, it is unbecoming of them to act this way.  But it is so sweet after the depths of BPONE we wallowed in not that long ago.  I'll probably partake in some every day until the new year--sort of like an advent calendar of schadenfreude.

djmagic

November 29th, 2023 at 3:26 PM ^

Reading that thread past the remark I quoted here, it gets even better.   Their delusions are so strong that they're saying Fire Pettiti and Let's Leave The B1G because they feel actions are not being taken and that M is being given special treatment...all the while 95% of them continue to rant and rave as though their perception of the whole scandal is not just their perception, but is 100% fact.   They're incapable of grasping the notion that they might be wrong.

 

the few people who seem to suggest the scandal might not be what the media hit job portrayed it as seem to get down-voted right out of the thread.  it's hilarious.

BlueTimesTwo

November 29th, 2023 at 3:52 PM ^

Jesus, they are just pathetic at this point.  Poggi was right - stop whining and get a better team.  They have gone from outright domination on the field, to hoping and praying that some regulatory body will ignore all of its own bylaws and rules and step in to save them from the big meanies up north.  They got the B1G to do so, and then our team proved that the CS stuff was nonsense, which made their loss even more embarrassing.  Even without our coach, we beat their team full of 5* players by countering with discipline and heart.

I wonder a little bit if the lawsuit against the B1G was just a warning shot to indicate to the NCAA that we can afford high priced lawyers and the NCAA's record in court is terrible.  They have way more to lose than we do in the event they try to drop the hammer on us.

Blue Ninja

November 29th, 2023 at 2:23 PM ^

Those dudes are the most sour looking dudes I've ever seen. Good grief, my take is they really don't like McCord and they don't think he's any good. 

The part about tampering with with Will Johnson and throwing money at him if we go on probation is just gold. They have no issue with OSU breaking rules but man its the end of the world that UM may have taken some video. Thats what gets me, none of these other fans or schools want to admit that they steal signs as well, thats what they make out the CS thing to be like we are the only school that does it. Then when you point out that sign stealing isn't illegal then it changes to its all about the video and using it. And oh my goodness! There are photos of CS whispering in the coordinators ear during a game. Throw the book at UM and send them back to the dark ages! That is so pitifully ridiculous!

Zoltanrules

November 29th, 2023 at 2:58 PM ^

Serious question: Why would any recruit want to play at OSU? Not much development, limited offense, and nut job fans and whining delusional critics. 

Also how many players played in THE GAME? Maybe Michigan wins in the second half because they rotate guys in and are fresher? I think McCord, despite his "non flamboyant personality", could be another Quinn Ewers or Joe Burrough at another school away from OSU.

Bill22

November 30th, 2023 at 8:59 AM ^

“Serious question: Why would any recruit want to play at OSU? Not much development, limited offense, and nut job fans and whining delusional critics.”

(1) It’s big time College Football

(2) They don’t make them play school

(3) Huge NIL opportunities

(4) They don’t give a shit what the fans think