Mike Locksley Looking Like a Disappointed Father Whose Children Are Not Having Success with the Potty Training
I don't know who needs this, but upon completion of the UFR charting I realized I had many clips of Mike Locksley [see title]'ing after his players screwed something up. I couldn't pick a favorite, so here they are for your enjoyment.
#1. Imma Say Something. No. Not going to say it.... DAMN!
#2. Cuu. NOPE. No. Nah. Ah.
#3. I Cant. [Walks Away]
#4. In the Bowl!
#5. Well? Ungh. ... Ungh. Yeah, Ungh. No.
#6. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Ahhh. No. Nope. Nuh uh.
That is all.
November 24th, 2021 at 4:40 PM ^
As a father of 2 teenagers (as of last Sunday), I really feel for Mike Locksley bc I've made every single one of those reactions every week for the last 2-3 years and I don't see anyway out of that pattern until my son turns 25, minimum.
November 24th, 2021 at 4:55 PM ^
Checking my notes . . . yeah, 25. That sounds about right.
November 24th, 2021 at 6:09 PM ^
2 teenagers? our 5 youngest are teenagers....
November 24th, 2021 at 11:50 PM ^
25? if you've got a rare one!
You can have a consistently reasonable and adult conversation starting at 30 - with sons. Daughters? Can't directly comment from first hand experience, but family observations indicate that you can sometimes subtract about 2 to 3 years from these numbers.
November 25th, 2021 at 5:40 AM ^
YMMV may vary but my daughter started condescending to me when she turned 9.
November 25th, 2021 at 1:38 PM ^
4.5 here and she's been at it for about 3-6 months...I blame myself. She uses sarcasm and deadpan humor but has no clue she's doing it...offers me long, blank stares with a shruggie and slight shake of the head, asking me what I am thinking or why I am doing something...I blame myself. *sips drink, shudders*
November 25th, 2021 at 11:51 PM ^
You’re lucky it only started then. My daughter, who isn’t even 3 yet said yesterday, “*her name* only tells Dad what to do.” This was after her mom told her she doesn’t boss around her mom. Funny? Absolutely. Horrifying? Also yes.
November 24th, 2021 at 4:46 PM ^
#1: TP not replaced on the roll
#2: Empty milk jug goes into garbage instead of recycling
#3: Lights are on in multiple rooms in the house. In the middle of the day (or middle of the night). with narry a person in any room.
#4: Softball cleats left at home. We're already at the tournnament an hour away.
#5: Door left open for the dogs to get out unsupervised. Or an open door in winter.
#6: Walking into a teeenager's disaster of a messy room
November 24th, 2021 at 4:54 PM ^
Quite a gallery of images. The gift that kept on giving.
November 24th, 2021 at 5:21 PM ^
This is such an excellent compliment to the game column this week.
November 24th, 2021 at 7:32 PM ^
*complement
compliment is what I posted in the first reply to the first reply of the offense UFR
sorry
i yam what i yam
November 24th, 2021 at 9:55 PM ^
*Compliment
You should start a sentence with a capital letter and end with a period. ?
November 24th, 2021 at 6:23 PM ^
These are awesome, kinda makes you feel for him - thanks for posting! Makes me miss the picture threads from previous seasons...
November 24th, 2021 at 6:33 PM ^
I wish my disappointed parents were that tame.
November 24th, 2021 at 7:33 PM ^
^that emoji with all the teeth
November 24th, 2021 at 9:09 PM ^
This or the Pat Fitzgerald Getting His Should Crushed collection?
Great stuff Seth!
November 24th, 2021 at 9:50 PM ^
Locksley has the Wendell Pierce impression down cold...
November 25th, 2021 at 2:01 AM ^
Thank you for your service, Seth. After unsuccessful "Mike Locksley Redzone face" googling sessions, this is just what the doctor ordered.
And as others have said, I have been there as a parent, coach, and manager.
November 25th, 2021 at 11:26 AM ^
#4 Come on!
November 25th, 2021 at 1:36 PM ^
All from the same drive?
November 25th, 2021 at 4:16 PM ^
I think five of them are
November 25th, 2021 at 5:01 PM ^
Fascinating. Thanks for sharing. I feel for the guy.
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