MGoPodcast 14.9: Oh This Guy Comment Count

BlueBarron October 31st, 2022 at 7:00 AM

1 hour and 57 minutes

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1. The Tunnel Incident 

starts at 1:00

We're hoping that Brad Robbins is enjoying his extended vacation. We discuss the tunnel incident. This was an assault and should be called such, doesn't matter which beat is discussing it. Even the Michigan vs Ohio State rivalry doesn't have stuff this bad happening. There have not been "three incidents" in the tunnel, the Ohio State one was just hooting and hollering. Penn State was hooting and hollering plus an airborne Uncrustable. Maybe Michigan should just double down on the hooting and hollering, it's not actually doing anything wrong. The post-game stuff on the field was just a fracas which is a rivalry thing that happens. Michigan State players now have a history of trying to intentionally injure Michigan players (going back to trying to twist Denard Robinson's neck), something we don't even see with Ohio State. McBurrows running into the tunnel is irrelevent to what those Michigan State players did to him. Maybe an honest punishment would be making the game be at Michigan Stadium next season?

[The rest of the writeup and the player after THE JUMP]

2. Offense vs Michigan State

starts at 23:47

Brian got the score right in the preview for once! 64-0 would've been nicer, though. Every note on Blake Corum is "that was good." There's nothing to say about him because... what can you say?? Everything is just... good. Redzone play calling could've been better. Ronnie Bell is a great blocker but is asked to make impossible blocks sometimes. It's starting to sound like Michigan might be able to run the ball really well on November 26- LALALALA NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT YET. JJ had some inconsistent incompletions, probably could've aired it out better but hey, you've got Blake Corum. You only lose this game by having six turnovers so maybe they played a little conservatively. 

3. Hot Takes, Defense, and Game Theory

starts at 53:03

Takes significantly less hot than a Michigan State player in the aftermath of an ass beating by Michigan (switching it up a bit). TONE IT DOWN. Michigan State did one successful thing - heave the ball to Keon Coleman. You guys want to get into conspiracy Twitter about officiating and- nope. Being told we're not allowed to go there. Kris Jenkins played a great game. Overall the pressure was a little disappointing in this game. Okie didn't have a big game here, and neither against Penn State. Michigan should have more interceptions than they've had this year. Michigan State's tight ends go 'Blorp Blorp Blorp.' Brian makes noises. Which corner covers who against Ohio St- LALALA NEVER MIND. 'Twas a bad day for 6's. It was surprising seeing Michigan go for a block on 4th and 3. There was some trouble with the snap tee hee. Michigan has snapper depth, MICHIGAN STATE DOES NOT. 

4. Around the Big Ten With Jamie Mac

starts at 1:28:09

Just gonna dive right into Penn State vs Ohio State. JT Tuamol- Tuimull- Tumulo- ... JTT tormented Penn State. A Penn State team that got waxed by Michigan had a 4th quarter lead... This looks like a beatable Ohio State team (*knock on all nearby available wood*). The Penn State Rube Goldberg drive. Ohio State couldn't get a screen pass going at all against Penn State. Did Ohio State just not prepare enough for Penn State? Maybe Penn State is built to defend Ohio State better than Michigan? Illinois vs Michigan is looking like maybe the [2nd] best Big Ten game this season. Illinois Purdue for the Big Ten West might be intriguing, though. Minnesota... uh... thoroughly beat Rutgers. Happy Rutgers week. Iowa scored 33 points!! Who should be under more duress, Pat Fitzgerald or Brian/Kirk Ferentz? What would a Gattis vs Ferentz matchup look like? THERE'S AN AFTER-CREDITS SCENE.

MUSIC:

  • "I Ain't Proud"—Langhorne Slim
  • "You Want It, You Got It"—Detroit Emeralds
  • "It Ain't That Easy Being Green"—Ray Charles
  • “Across 110th Street”

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That's 2021 talk, this is 2022.

Comments

umich1

October 31st, 2022 at 7:40 AM ^

It seems like nobody is relating this back to the Kampfer/Conboy/Tropp incident, but it is one in the same.  MSU players intentionally trying to injure Michigan players and being total goons.  This has been going on for over a decade.

 

edit:  just as I posted this, Brian brings up Conboy, albeit briefly. I think this is a key point. 

The Fugitive

October 31st, 2022 at 7:58 AM ^

The closest thing I can think of regarding an OSU player intentionally trying to injure a Michigan player is Cameron Brown ripping off Roman Wilson’s helmet.  

I wouldn’t count that though, I think that falls in the fracas category a la David Boston and Charles Woodson. 

Hannibal.

October 31st, 2022 at 8:07 AM ^

You guys don't remember OSU versus UM 2003?  One of OSU's defensive tackles was caught on camera trying to twist Chris Perry's ankle in the pile after a play.  

Earlier that year, OSU linebacker Robert Reynolds was suspended for choking QB Jim Sorgi.

OSU's defensive coordinator that year?  Mark Dantonio.

He was a thug asshole coach who ran a thug asshole program.  

markusr2007

October 31st, 2022 at 11:25 AM ^

Tony Henderson #79 piling on already knocked down Ohio St. QB Kirk Herbstreit in 1991 comes to mind.  There are plenty of examples of poor sportsmanship in UM vs. Ohio St. That's gonna happen in rivalry games at times.

But at MSU the problem is endemic because it's a program made up of 2nd/3rd choices, indignant rejects, also rans, transfers and all out thugs who should not be playing college football.

https://youtu.be/f4J4s2Z0xMY 

 

Hannibal.

October 31st, 2022 at 8:18 AM ^

Circumstances considered, the passing game stinks.  We have enough data to know now.  And the stinking is multifaceted.  Sometimes it's McCarthy biffing makeable throws, sometimes it's terrible playcalling, sometimes it's C.J. filling his one drop per game quota, and sometimes it's mediocre receivers just not getting open.  It's got to get fixed.

L'Carpetron Do…

October 31st, 2022 at 10:18 AM ^

This is a little harsh but I agree that the passing attack underwhelmed in this game. I think we have a group of really talented receivers but it seems like they are being underutilized. We're going to need them in big games, especially against Ohio State and I hope the coaching staff has them ready.  It seems like every drop back goes to Schoonmaker or Edwards out of the backfield. 

A few weeks ago I told my buddies "I hope Harbaugh doesn't get so obsessed with running the ball that they don't even try to test State's secondary". And that's what happened. Ultimately it didn't matter but I thought this game was pretty frustrating for long stretches and we made their terrible backfield look pretty good. This could've been a 350-passing-yard game/coming out party for McCarthy but instead he had like 150 yards. I mean, it's fine, I guess? He's trying to perfect the blueprint that will beat Ohio State - but they're going to need to throw the ball too. M has a capable QB and good WRs, they should use them. 

 

WolverineHistorian

October 31st, 2022 at 8:33 AM ^

Around the B1G - Illinois continues to surprise.  The only time I’ve watched them this season was bits and pieces of their opening loss to Indiana (while flipping back and forth between 4 games) and then I was stupid enough to dedicate 10 minutes watching their game against Iowa, where any semblance of offense went to die.  Illinois won 9-6.

1VaBlue1

October 31st, 2022 at 8:46 AM ^

I watched some of the Neb game Saturday, and thought Illinois was good, but not overly so.  Yeah, they're better than Wake Forest, NC State, and Syracuse.  But I don't think they're good enough to beat Clemson - and Michigan would beat the living shit out of this Clemson team.  

It will be fun to watch the Fightin' Ill people crush MSU, but I'm not really concerned about our game with them.

1VaBlue1

October 31st, 2022 at 8:42 AM ^

The pass to Schoonmaker in the endzone, I thought, was a really good throw.  Windmon was all over Schoon with great coverage and the throw was low and slightly behind.  Nonetheless, Schoon got BOTH hands on it, so it could have been caught.  Any WR makes that catch.  Jake Butt makes that catch.  Eric All probably makes that catch.  Maybe on a different day Schoon makes it.  But one thing is certain - Windmon had no chance of breaking it up.  None.

Blacklege was flat wrong - that was a good throw.

(The play that puts Schoon so close to the LoS is what gives Windmon a prayer of covering that closely.  Go ahead and discuss the play call.  Personally, I don't think it was great...)

Champeen

October 31st, 2022 at 10:31 AM ^

I disagree with you.  Schoon makes some great catches and his hands are better than the WR's IMO.

And about Michigan passing more to the WR's?  What are you going to do, take carries away from Corum?  Stop passing to one of the best TE's in college football?  Stop passing do Edwards out of the backfield?  What one of the above  are you going to cut back on to pass more to the WR's?

Wallaby Court

October 31st, 2022 at 9:25 AM ^

I disagree with Brian's statement that MSU fans are universally justifying, rationalizing, or minimizing the assaults in the tunnel after the game. The cesspit that is MSU Twitter may have warped Brian's perspective. I lurk at /r/cfb when I'm not here and the MSU flairs have universally condemned everything that happened. After this morning's announcement that MSU had suspended four players, I found MSU flairs explicitly hoping that those suspensions were just round one and that more had better be on the way.

rc90

October 31st, 2022 at 9:57 AM ^

I'm pretty sure posters to /r/cfb self-select to go beyond pure tribalism. And on top of that, the voting system buries the shit posts. If you're nasty there, then you'll face the wrath of every other fan base in CFB, and not a lot of people have the time and pathology to go down that path.

swdodgimus

October 31st, 2022 at 12:43 PM ^

Also re: MSU media…We don’t know about the first assault without Matt Charboneau. Matt Wenzel (MLive) wrote a column unequivocally condemning MSU. Hell, even Couch wrote something along the lines saying Tucker needs to feel heat now and moving forward due to his players’ assault.

 

Comparoni is trash. Many fans are trash. Not all of the MSU beat is parroting the trashiest of the trash tunnel takes.

BlueKoj

October 31st, 2022 at 9:25 AM ^

Thank you Brian for shutting down Dave's higher ups conspiracy theory. That was starting to go off the rails. This behavior is endemic to the Sparty football program. It needs to be dealt with. Thank you for leaving it at that.

dragonchild

October 31st, 2022 at 10:40 AM ^

He explained it badly (off the cuff - it happens), but there is absolutely nothing conspiratorial about lazy corrupt rentier aristocrats not doing their jobs.  Crissakes half my professional life is trying to get others to do their jobs, employees and contractors with financial need to stay employed, and these administration bigwigs are a hundred times worse.  They want nothing more than to do nothing, especially when that's the more lucrative option.

So when presented with a problem where doing something (something real) is a lot of messy work for the upside of "it's right", vs. just sit on their hands and watch the money roll in (because Dave is right - this kind of crap is good for TV), I mean. . . what else would happen?  Accountability?  Now that's dreaming.  Dave is absolutely not crazy for concluding that these corrupt asshats will choose to do nothing.  It's what they do!  It's all they do!*

*Except change the rules midseason for Ohio State

bighouseinmate

October 31st, 2022 at 9:51 AM ^

The Tunnel incident is the lingering aftermath of a Dantonio run program. He elevated the general dislike and rivalry of opposing teams and whipped it up into actual hate between players. And we can all say that Tucker needs to have more control of that locker room, but I’m not sure that even the nicest and most respectful coach could gain control of it in three years after Dantonio’s reign. 

turtleboy

October 31st, 2022 at 10:23 AM ^

As to the point on why this stuff continues, and the theory that it is allowed to, even preferred as a strategy, I can't automatically dismiss the idea as Brian and Seth did. We've seen too many organizations make terrible decisions, to their obvious detriment, and stand by them for decades, despite sustained pushback from fans or customers. F1 adopting Pirelli tires that will explode at a moments notice to "make things interesting" despite it being dangerous and forcing teams to drive far more conservatively. The Detroit Lions. The big 3 refusing to make anything but crappy, ugly, disposable fwd cars for 2 decades in the 80s and 90s while germany imported millions of rwd big engine luxury sedans that everybody fought over, and still have high demand in the used market, etc, etc. I would in no way be surprised if idiots in charge, with a monopoly in power, see their terrible ideas as brilliant strategies guaranteed to succeed, regardless of the evidence to the contrary. Michigan State existing as it does could very well be one of them.

burtcomma

November 1st, 2022 at 6:14 AM ^

The answer is pretty simple, kick the 4 guys suspended out of the football program and out of the school.  Tell them to go elsewhere.  Do that once, make it your policy for the future, and this kind of crap will end.  If any other Division 1 or 2 team/school wants them, they know exactly what they’re getting.  You think George Perles or Duffy Daughtery would put up with this behavior?  No way.

dragonchild

October 31st, 2022 at 10:32 AM ^

That's 2021 talk, this is 2022.

This was the wrong subtitle.  It should've been Seth's, "'You're going to jail in Washtenaw County.' 'I'VE BEEN STUCK IN EAST LANSING FOR NINE YEARS!'"

L'Carpetron Do…

October 31st, 2022 at 10:44 AM ^

It was a trashy incident but I don't think they should face charges. If that happened on the field just ten minutes earlier, it would've been considered a fight. I think they should be suspended, but not criminally charged. 

That behavior was uncalled for. But also, that wasn't the most sportsmanlike behavior by Harbaugh at the end of the game. I was disappointed he didn't decide to call big pass plays until there were under 3 minutes left. At that point it really looked like he was trying to run it up. It resembled Ohio State going for it on 4th down when they were up 37 points on Iowa. The game is over, knock that shit off. If you wanted a gaudier score line, you should have opened it up sooner and not settled for all those FGs earlier in the game. They also continued to run plays when kneeling on it would've ended the game. Just f***ing kneel on it.  That would've pissed me off too. 

BlueinLansing

October 31st, 2022 at 11:09 AM ^

For context there are hockey players that have done time for on ice assaults.  The young man swinging the helmet was assault, either straight up assault or aggravated.  It was assault.

But I think most people should prepare themselves for only one Spartan facing discipline outside of University discipline (suspension, expulsion whatever).  The helmet swinger deserves jail time, the rest will probably get off with much less discipline.

 

In short there's only one player that will probably never play for MSU again.

CompleteLunacy

October 31st, 2022 at 11:15 AM ^

They literally broke a dudes nose. Swinging a helmet and striking the back of the head if a guy could be very dangerous if not lethal (and he did it multiple times,  not just once!)

Im sorry but I don’t understand takes like this. Even on a football field this behavior is well beyond the pale. The fact it happened well after the game as both teams are walking in the tunnel, and one of the guys attacked wasn’t even in full pads or a helmet? Fucking hell that SHOULD land a few people in jail. This isn’t just “guy got punched once on the field” which is typically just suspension territory.  We’re into aggravated assault territory with literal physical damages. The sort of thing that would cause jail time if it happened on the street. 

Mr Miggle

October 31st, 2022 at 11:31 AM ^

What a horrendous take. That stuff wouldn't happen on the field. You don't see 10 on 1 beatdowns when both teams are present. A player may swing a helmet once, but people are going to step in and stop him, not run away like the MSU employee did. Thuggish behavior was elevated to criminal when players thought no one would stop them. Sadly, they were correct about that.