Start, Bench, Cut
January 10th, 2018 at 2:51 PM ^
January 10th, 2018 at 2:54 PM ^
Thanks, Captain Obvious. We were all 16 once too, you know...
January 10th, 2018 at 3:05 PM ^
so which QB would you marry, fuck or kill?
January 10th, 2018 at 3:19 PM ^
I'd Fuck all three, duh, as we all would. Brady first, cause he'd break me in most gently. Griese was a drunk frat boy type, so he'd come second and it would be over quickest. Harbaugh last, because man, I'd want to be good and warmed up before that psycho went to work.
January 10th, 2018 at 3:25 PM ^
D-o-k-e-y. . . (Slowly backs out of room.)
January 10th, 2018 at 3:32 PM ^
Instead of "backing out of the room," why don't you "BACK THAT ASS UP"????
January 10th, 2018 at 3:55 PM ^
like C'mon its 2018. a clown having sex with his favorite QBs is not weird.
Now I was gonna ask which one youd let marry you, fuck you and kill you, but we can save that for a different day
January 10th, 2018 at 5:33 PM ^
Not since I watched the Chappelle standups a few weeks ago have I laughed at something that I didn't think I should be laughing at.
FoMo slaying it.
January 10th, 2018 at 8:43 PM ^
He was a different cat. Sesame Street, his white friend Chip, racism in the south... so much that still makes me laugh out loud today. His delivery was so unique.
January 10th, 2018 at 4:26 PM ^
Expeditiously for me.
January 10th, 2018 at 3:34 PM ^
Id fuck Tom Brady
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 10th, 2018 at 3:42 PM ^
January 10th, 2018 at 5:09 PM ^
bend an elbow and share a few laughs with Giselle while you hawser away.
January 10th, 2018 at 3:22 PM ^
M: my wife
F: O
K: BW
January 10th, 2018 at 4:05 PM ^
you can't marry your wife. you're already married to her.
January 10th, 2018 at 4:10 PM ^
Swap Oprah and your wife. Now you and your wife get to have fun with Oprah money.
January 10th, 2018 at 2:55 PM ^
F - Maizen
M - WD
K - VinegarStrokes
January 10th, 2018 at 4:07 PM ^
Just for your picture
January 10th, 2018 at 2:55 PM ^
January 10th, 2018 at 3:01 PM ^
Start -- WD
Bench -- Honest Abe
Kill -- Franklin Hatchett
January 10th, 2018 at 3:20 PM ^
Female comedians Tina Fey, Kathy Griffin, Amy Poehler
F: Amy Poehler
M: Tina Fey
K: Kathy Griffin (with a dull ice pick)
January 10th, 2018 at 11:01 PM ^
I downvoted this one for attaching misogyny and a sick violent fantasy to my post.
January 10th, 2018 at 3:04 PM ^
January 10th, 2018 at 3:35 PM ^
No Shit
January 10th, 2018 at 4:12 PM ^
is actually a play on the Official Michigan website MgoBlue.
Just wanted to add some more obviousness to this thread.
January 10th, 2018 at 9:48 PM ^
January 10th, 2018 at 2:57 PM ^
Start Brady, Bench Harbaugh, Cut Griese...
But man is that hard to call!
January 10th, 2018 at 2:59 PM ^
The question back was "You're cutting the only QB to get you a national title in the past 50 plus years?"
It is a tough one to pick.
January 10th, 2018 at 3:02 PM ^
Ugly!!! LOL! I want to hear Eisen defend that the next time he has Harbaugh on as a guest...
January 10th, 2018 at 3:05 PM ^
This is the best football offseason post so far OP. Way to go!
January 10th, 2018 at 3:46 PM ^
January 10th, 2018 at 5:16 PM ^
Are we talking college QBs, or Pro? Pro makes Brady the obvious starter, but would make Griese's National Title somewhat irrelevant.
Honestly if you're talking college football in 2017, Harbaugh might be the starter. A little more mobile / gunslinger type is better for today's game.
January 10th, 2018 at 2:59 PM ^
You bench Griese and cut Harbaugh so he can get a 4 year jump on his coaching career and take over after Rich Rod instead of after Hoke genius.
January 10th, 2018 at 3:06 PM ^
January 10th, 2018 at 3:31 PM ^
were you not paying attention? those comebacks against penn state and alabama in 1999 were epic. he was the shit.
January 10th, 2018 at 3:34 PM ^
Ohhh!! I wouldn't put Griese in front of Harbaugh for college only, despite his NC. Agree that Brady falls below them both...
January 10th, 2018 at 3:58 PM ^
Since we look at performance vs. Rivals. Here are some numbers to look at as far as their record against their rivals were in college. Both Jimmy and Griese were 6-1 against their rivals, while Brady was 3-3. Jimmy could have been a perfect 7-0 had he not broke his arm in the MSU game that he lost.
Harbaugh: vs MSU 2-1
vs Notre Dame 2-0
vs Ohio St. 2-0
Griese: vs MSU 2-1
vs Notre Dame 1-0
vs Ohio St. 3-0
Brady: vs MSU 1-1
vs Notre Dame 1-1
vs Ohio St. 1-1
January 10th, 2018 at 5:28 PM ^
January 10th, 2018 at 3:23 PM ^
Do we evaluate based on their careers at Michigan, or careers overall? I think your evaluation accounts for the latter. If we go by the former I'd say:
Start - Harbaugh
Bench - Griese
Cut - Brady
...and, yes, I know how crazy that sounds, but I still maintain that Jim Harbaugh was the best QB Michigan ever fielded and Brady's football career at Michigan was always sullied by the whole platooning with Henson thing.
January 10th, 2018 at 2:58 PM ^
pro career or colleg?
Pro: S: Brady, B: Harbaugh, C: Greise
College: B: Brady, S: Harbaugh, C: Greise
January 10th, 2018 at 3:05 PM ^
This is the correct response. Harbaugh was the best college QB of the three, Brady is clearly the best pro, and Griese won a National Championship, but was never the player JH or TB were.
January 10th, 2018 at 3:15 PM ^
I also look at it more as the Defense won the national title and Griese won the Rose Bowl
January 10th, 2018 at 3:22 PM ^
If Michigan had one game they needed to win, I'd want Harbaugh under center. Dude was nails.
January 10th, 2018 at 3:36 PM ^
You didn't get to see Brady win the Orange Bowl over a damn good Alabama team?
There is no wrong answer!
January 10th, 2018 at 2:58 PM ^
Start Brady
Fuck Gisele
Koached by Harbaugh?
January 10th, 2018 at 2:59 PM ^
gets it.
January 10th, 2018 at 2:59 PM ^
I'll play:
Start: Brady (has more upside than Griese)
Bench: Griese (won a NC)
Cut: Harbaugh (neither of the above)
This is purely from a results on the field when they played standpoint. Has nothing to do with current jobs/results.