Female Maryland Football Fan...Mother of God
September 25th, 2017 at 9:24 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 9:29 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 10:10 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 10:46 AM ^
Why, I'd never.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:57 AM ^
Pathetic attempt at being cool.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:04 AM ^
You sir are a square
September 25th, 2017 at 11:54 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 12:00 PM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 11:38 AM ^
Why?
She spilled way too much beer.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:25 AM ^
That's how Maryland does it!
September 25th, 2017 at 11:13 AM ^
crabs and cake
September 25th, 2017 at 9:27 AM ^
reaction is great.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:46 AM ^
THE TERPS SHOWED UP FOR GAME DAY
— SB Nation (@SBNation) September 23, 2017
@totalfratmove) pic.twitter.com/BKL9SJvFqA
September 25th, 2017 at 11:01 AM ^
can she suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and relax with a beer afterward?
Cuz to me....THAT'S a lady!
September 25th, 2017 at 11:37 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 3:05 PM ^
September 26th, 2017 at 12:57 PM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 11:20 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 11:34 AM ^
She's spoken for...by me. I'm oddly turned on by both her pain tolerance and ability to chug beer.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:45 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 11:57 AM ^
WAIT. Like, known in the biblical sense? (NTTAWWT) We must know.
September 25th, 2017 at 12:41 PM ^
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1.in a way that involves detailed knowledge."everyone knew intimately what was going on"
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2.in a private and personal way."the pair laughed and talked intimately"
September 25th, 2017 at 2:00 PM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 4:43 PM ^
But you are clearly smiling!
September 25th, 2017 at 8:39 PM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 12:48 PM ^
And then all conversation stopped.
September 25th, 2017 at 12:02 PM ^
September 26th, 2017 at 1:35 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 10:45 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 4:37 PM ^
just to upvote.
You sir, win the internet today.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:26 PM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 9:28 AM ^
Saw this Saturday. She is my hero and my spirit animal. I want to be like her, but I am not worthy.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:51 AM ^
God, that is so hot. I hope she's single and will smash a beer on my face, drink it all, then throw me on the bed for some non-consensual (on my part), violent, unpleasant relations...
September 25th, 2017 at 9:56 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 10:03 AM ^
wouldn't have guessed you're into pegging. Learn something new every day.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:14 AM ^
I am, but I'm also into the strange finishes. I love the Dirty Sanchez, the Cosby Sweater, and the Spiderman. My new fave is the John Wilkes Booth... look it up...
September 25th, 2017 at 10:23 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 10:29 AM ^
the Cosby Sweater until I looked it up. Upon reading I will not be doing any further investigation into the other habits of Faux Mo.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:38 AM ^
Because it's my new fave, here is a PG-13 version of the John Wilkes Booth...
Sneak up on your significant other (while they're sleeping, or just unawares), "pleasure yourself" as you normally would, and then "complete the process" on the back of her/his head. Then, you jump off the bed and yell, "SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS" and run from the room...
September 25th, 2017 at 10:48 AM ^
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
September 25th, 2017 at 10:52 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 10:53 AM ^
I've got "Killer Clown-Related CTE" from those damned kids and their sling shots...
September 25th, 2017 at 10:28 AM ^
and using for sure
September 25th, 2017 at 10:39 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 10:50 AM ^
God, I hope so...
September 25th, 2017 at 9:29 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 9:31 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 9:31 AM ^
I'm impressed. Feats of strength!
September 25th, 2017 at 10:18 AM ^