Semi-OT: Brady sings 'Those Balls Are Perfect'
Okay, I'm sorry if this has been posted before, but this was the first time I've seen it and I laughed my ass off... literally LMAO'd.
Here's the link, I'll try to embed below
https://www.facebook.com/1003032643070145/videos/1003131923060217/
That had me laughing out loud. Really funny.
gets a look at that video, Tommy's off the hook entirely. How could he rule otherwise??
To every man he spreads his beautiful message: your balls are all perfect. Never let anyone tell you otherwise or try to bring you down.
With a voice like that, how can anyone possibly suspend him?
Art, I say! Art!
where is op's ass right now? Is it on the floor? Did they put it back on with a few stitches? If not, can you still poop & stuff? I've literally laughed really hard but never until my entire ass fell off. /just teasing it's a funny video but I hate that the definition changed from misuse
Sorry about that, it sounds like you had a pretty close attachment to that definition... I hope that those feelings pass quickly!
To lose the definition of a common word to the exact opposite of its meaning b/c of misuse is tough. I'm no grammar-nazi, btw. I make TONS of lazy or generally stupid mistakes writing anything online. It's the internet, ya know. We're not writing a thesis or submitting to a scientific journal. So, the misuse of that word is my only peeve & it's why I loved that bit by Cross when I first heard it a decade ago. Sadly, he was WAY ahead of his time wrt the use, misuse & overall connotation of the word. I mean, the definition was changed to also mean "figurative" a year ago lol. In a decade a comedian talks about his pet peeve of the word commonly being misused to it being misused so much that the definition changed to accommodate those that misused it. Pretty incredible considering the word itself! Society didn't add another way to call something acceptable from another basic word through slang (dope, fresh, cool, etc). We've completely reversed the meaning of a word! A word was so misused (often in the exact innocent way you did & Cross riffs on with the friend that "literally crapped himself) that a word now means the opposite of what it once did. Think about that ha! That's like up also meaning down or left also meaning right because we F'd it up on such a massive scale that Oxford/Websters felt they had to step in. It's astonishing, hilarious & sad, IMO. The video was funny, btw. I literally laughed out loud but my ass is ok (ha). Thanks for sharing as I probably wouldn't have seen it otherwise due to simply avoiding the "deflategate" debate, discussion, concern & all that come with it. Genuine thanks for the link.
I just spit all over my screen. Through my nose.
Internet creativity for the win.