OT - Mike Leach Tells Us How the World Will End
Need some levity around here in the doom and gloom. So here is Mike Leach telling us how the world will end. You know its some sort of dark time when learning how the world will end is an upgrade to current conditions.
TL;DR people will be so busy looking at their technology they will forget to be horndogs. It will have nothing to do with hookers or closets.
LINK.
September 29th, 2014 at 9:57 PM ^
He sounds articulate. Please hire
September 29th, 2014 at 9:57 PM ^
He sounds articulate. Please hire
September 29th, 2014 at 10:00 PM ^
#mikeleach4michigan
September 29th, 2014 at 10:01 PM ^
September 29th, 2014 at 10:02 PM ^
because what Michigan needs right now is a coach with such a strong past dealing with concussions.
Oh hi Craig James, you had something to say?
September 29th, 2014 at 10:04 PM ^
It was something about allegedly klling 5 hookers.
Allegedly.
5 hookers.
Five.
September 29th, 2014 at 10:45 PM ^
But I will point out that 5 hookers did disappear during his time at SMU
September 29th, 2014 at 10:03 PM ^
You guys might be joking, but we have everything that we need for a dominant air raid offense. I'd take Mike Leach in a heart beat.
September 29th, 2014 at 10:04 PM ^
If by QBs who cant complete passes, OL who cant hold blocks, and RBs who run into the backs of their OL being everything for an Air Raid offense... I agree we have all the pieces.
September 29th, 2014 at 10:17 PM ^
Not to mention young, slow WRs who can't get separation.
September 29th, 2014 at 10:08 PM ^
As my username suggests, I live in Lubbock and was a grad student at Tech during the final Leach years. DO. WANT.
September 29th, 2014 at 10:39 PM ^
Are you . . . aware of the point of this whole Morris clusterfuck right now? Should Hoke have put Morris in a shed?
September 29th, 2014 at 10:03 PM ^
#pushbuttonsformichigan
September 29th, 2014 at 10:04 PM ^
September 29th, 2014 at 10:04 PM ^
Leach 4 Michigan?
So our head coach can go from "not knowing" about head injuries, to locking players in dark closets?
September 29th, 2014 at 10:18 PM ^
Maybe he had a concussion and he wanted to keep him away from bright lights.
September 29th, 2014 at 11:02 PM ^
He admitted as much under oath. He was told to go and wait during practice in an athletic building and was specifically told not to go into the shed. He did it anyway and filmed a video on his phone to send to his dad.
He was an entitled lying shit head with a shit for brains dad. Texas Tech used this non-story to run Leach off because the AD didn't like him. He did nothing untoward to James.
September 30th, 2014 at 1:08 AM ^
Jesus...you're on here enough, do some more research on the subject.
(above me has summed it up a bit)
September 29th, 2014 at 10:05 PM ^
but what about the kittens?
September 29th, 2014 at 10:06 PM ^
We shall know of its arrival when a subpar coached Michigan team is physically dominated and broken at home against Minnesota...yep, this is the end.
September 29th, 2014 at 10:16 PM ^
Mike Leach would have come back to win.
September 29th, 2014 at 10:22 PM ^
I wish I felt more emotion about losing the trophy for the first time since 2005. At this point in the movie the monster has started killing members of the Party and their numbers are dwindling. Like Predator.
September 30th, 2014 at 3:07 AM ^
"You're ghostin' us, Brandon. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?"
September 29th, 2014 at 10:06 PM ^
So, he watched the movie "Her".
September 29th, 2014 at 10:07 PM ^
you mean some people get responses when they press the buttons? wow.
September 29th, 2014 at 10:10 PM ^
While I would put Mike Leach in the category of "most remote possibilities" and for many, many reasons, as football fans, we will always have -
September 29th, 2014 at 10:16 PM ^
Sadly, I'll never be able to think of Mike Leach without this popping in my head first.
September 29th, 2014 at 10:24 PM ^
LSUfreek is a God amongst men...
September 29th, 2014 at 10:16 PM ^
So where does he stand on headsets?
September 29th, 2014 at 10:21 PM ^
Coaches like Mike Leach and Les Miles and Dana Holgorsen and Steve Spurrier are a huge part of why college football is awesome and is >>>>>>>> NFL football. Go pirate go!
September 29th, 2014 at 10:33 PM ^
Pats avoid total humiliation vs KC
September 29th, 2014 at 10:30 PM ^
Well...is he wrong?
We already have people who's idea of hanging out together is everyone in a room sitting and looking at their phones. It drives me insane.
September 29th, 2014 at 10:32 PM ^
"More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent, and all will be lost."
-Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator (1940)
September 30th, 2014 at 1:52 AM ^
Welp, I'm an idiot.
September 29th, 2014 at 10:34 PM ^
Too hard to say whether the attendance streak ends With Mike Leach as coach.
But we'd have 3x that watching the pressers.
September 29th, 2014 at 10:45 PM ^
September 29th, 2014 at 10:41 PM ^