Walter Nolen names top 5
One of these things is not like the others....
I know, right? I was also wondering what the fuck Tennessee was doing on that list.
EXTRA LARGE fucking bags of McDonald's Happy Meals!
I agree. A? A vowel?! Get that shit out of here!
good thing it wasn't
Tennessee / Georgia/ Iowa / Florida
or
Duke / Georgia / Alabama / Florida
or
ok i'm done
The Georgia jersey has a 99. All the others have 0. He's messing with our minds.
Bama is #9.
Looks like Bama is a 9 so...
1. Georgia
2. Bama
3. Everyone else
He wants to wear 0. Michigan was the first to tell him they would give him the number 0.
Logged in to up vote. This was my first thought before even seeing your comment.
To the word, it was also my first thought. Then I scrolled down and saw the first post and chuckled.
The only non-SEC team to make the cut.
THIS cut, anyways.
Next one, will not be so kind to UM.
#ReversePsychologyOnMyself
Pretty awesome to be included in that group but my hopes are not exactly up.
I personally think this is a three horse race. I think Tennessee is an obligatory inclusion and I haven't heard much about Georgia and they haven't gotten an official yet.
He's been to Georgia multiple times, maybe just not for OV.
Yep. It's fun to make the cut.. but I think we all know he's going to Bama. If Michigan is able to beat Saban's full court press on this kid come fall, I would be shocked (although we did exactly that to land Daxton Hill). But still.. this one still feels like a hail mary.
It's fun to make the cut? Y'all have weird feelings about recruiting.
I was being facetious. To put it more plainly, I think making a top 5 is a recruiting formality that doesn't really indicate anything other than which schools a prospect definitely won't be attending - and even then that's subject to change.
I don't think being in his top 5 either improves or diminishes Michigan's chances of landing Nolen. Either way, I think they're pretty slim so this announcement doesn't move the meter for me.
I remember the fan base went apeshit over Lloyd Carr taking a 3* lineman from Indiana. Now, the entire team could be filled out with 3*s and it wouldn't feel abnormal.
So, he's saying there's a chance.
Serious Power Rangers vibe from that graphic.
And he is wearing Michigan gloves! That is important...right?
Georgia it is - 99% chance.
Alabama 9% chance.
The rest 0% chance.
Total 108%
Even if it's 99% Georgia, surely it's at least 67% Alabama.
It’s a play on Scott Steiner’s promo. Nolen’s going blue!
I bet we make the top 3, too. Which will only make the eventual miss that much more disappointing.
No, I'm not a broken fan. Definitely not broken.
Probably, a little broken.
We will get the De'Shawn Hand / Najee Harris prize....
Funny because as i was looking at that graphic, i was thinking the exact same thing. My 2nd thought was that Michigan was the only non-sec team. My third thought was, what the fuck is Tennessee doing on this list, then i remembered they are the home team. .... My 915th thought is ....
When I opened this thread, I thought to myself "I wonder what Champeen's 915th thought is gonna be?". Don't leave me hangin.
Uni rankings:
1. Michigan
2. Bama
3. Garbage
4. Garbage
5. Garbage
1. Mich
2. Garbage
3. Garbage
4. Garbage
5. Florida
Not until we ditch the gimmick font.
How is it a gimmick font?
Is this the part where we go tweet at him?
Honestly, i've never felt the urge to tweet or post on a recruit's social media but with the NIL now, smart recruits will be monitoring what fan bases are hitting them up the most to gauge what their marketability will be when they are in college. So if Michigan fans blow him up it might pay dividends.
ill post the next 2 weeks Halle Berry pics to his twitter. He is coming here.
He’s 17 or 18, does he even know who Halle Berry is? I mean, 2 weeks of her pics would draw me in, but he might think she’s a grandma…
She just does not age along w/ Shakira, Beyonce and JLo
Those photoshopped Instagram pictures just don’t age ?
Reading my previous comment, and then seeing this pic... It's a perfect complement to my comment. LOL!!!
Put me down for bridesmaid, maybe an usher, on this one.
How about strewn flower petals, instead?
That’s some stiff competition I must say
That's what she said.