Dax Hill recruitment: lemon eaters need to come forward and pay the piper (update)
OK. So I won't do this every day, but I thought it would be good it give an update on our "lemon-ophiles". For for those who are new to party, here's the original link: https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/dax-hill-recruitment-lemon-eaters-need-come-forward-and-pay-piper
I was fully expecting a lot of backtracking, but was happy with those who stepped up and fulfilled their "citrus commitment". I think its worth noting that video and/pictures are needed to prove that you did.
Updates are as follows:
RockinLoud: I will suck a bag of dick-shaped lemon flavored candies if he flips back to UM
(Update: Has apparently ordered dick-shaped lemon flavored candies (or something similar). Let's follow-up on this. Should be in interesting video)
B1G or Bust: I will suck a bag of lemon-shaped dick flavored candies if he flips.
(Update: answering with somewhat of a cop-out, he donated to the Prostate Cancer Foundation instead. I'll take it.)
Perkis-Size Me: I'll eat a lemon and shit myself simultaneously if he comes back.
(Update: We haven't heard a peep from him and hasn't posted since the OP. This it probably one of more interesting promises, so we should keep a pulse on his posting and call him out in other threads. My guess is that he'll back out of his commitment and create a new account to avoid backlash.)
I Like Burgers: I will eat a bag of lemons the day Michigan flips a 5-star Bama commit.
(Update: Hasn't posted since my OP)
Motives: I am of the same sentiment, lol. (meaning that he will follow I Like Burgers' lead)
(Update: says his post was in jest, but will own up to it. No video/pics yet to prove it)
Adrian: ll see his bag of lemons and raise another bag, mostly because i like lemons
(Update: say's he will fulfill his commitment once I Like Burgers fulfills his)
DCGrad: I will take a lemon too to help with this.
(Update: he's owning up to his commitment and will show video/pics soon)
BIGWEENIE: I will do it. 1 bag of lemons. Come on down kid
(Update: Hasn't posted since my OP)
Chalky White: I'll eat a box of Lemon Heads.
(Update: he's owning up to his commitment - not sure if we will see video/pics)
theguy49503: I'll volunteer to help you (I Like Burgers) eat them
(Update: Hasn't posted since my OP)
LSA91: I don't want to identify the things I would eat to get Hill back to Michigan.
(Update: has decided to eat a lemon or donate to Chad Tough. Haven't seen proof of a decision either way)
ih8losing: I'll join the lemon eating party should Dax flip back to the good guys.
(Update: owned-up and here's the proof: https://youtu.be/LfmlWp9e4Wg)
Alumnus93: What? No way it's same as Solomon.... Hill doesn't live in Alabama does he? Why on Earth would he have to hide a Michigan committment? I don't buy this..at all.... I'll gladly eat a lemon if wrong. (I like lemons)
(Update: owned-up and here's the proof:https://youtu.be/-GOcOHm7eVg)
New addition: UofMfromCMU: I also agreed to eat a bag of lemons, disappointed I didn’t make the list here. Send me your lemons boys, I’m ready to feast.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:18 AM ^
Let me know if I missed anyone!
Pucker-up!
December 20th, 2018 at 11:14 AM ^
I posted that someone told me Hill recommitted the following day. UMBig11 has confirmed that, so as a way of patting myself on the back for being 3/3 with my info this cycle, I will drink a nice Vodka Lemonade. Hold me to this
December 20th, 2018 at 11:29 AM ^
Is there any chance that we'll ever get more details on this whole recruitment? He recommitted to Michigan the next day? Crazy! Obviously the info may be sensitive or may have been shared in confidence, in which case it should just remain a mystery to those of us without good connections. But I'd definitely be interested in hearing more.
(And I know the murmurs are that he was worried Harbaugh was leaving, and then was reassured that this wasn't the case. Even if that's true it's still a little strange--did he try to confirm the rumors before switching his commitment?)
December 20th, 2018 at 11:40 AM ^
So from what I know, Alabama drove home the Harbaugh leaving/Don Brown leaving, and Hill got cold feet. Committed to a room full of coaches literally within 48 hours I believe.
December 20th, 2018 at 7:16 PM ^
I know UMBig11's word has held a lot of weight around here, but he's been wrong an awful lot. Not saying I don't pay attention, but he has been all over the map with his info, so not sure how accurate any of his "confirmations" are.
December 21st, 2018 at 2:19 PM ^
Ehhh he and I got into it one night when I called him out for shit haha. He's a decent source, he gets stuff wrong, it's whatever. I trust my source on this one.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:21 AM ^
Good work. I compiled this list on the website Lemon Party. Check it out for a full list of these guys.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:24 AM ^
Ice cold!!!
December 20th, 2018 at 10:24 AM ^
Haha, PSA - that site is NSFW
December 20th, 2018 at 12:06 PM ^
Thanks for this
December 20th, 2018 at 11:39 AM ^
Whats the link/address to find this Lemon Party site?
December 20th, 2018 at 1:02 PM ^
FFS don't go looking for it from work or a work computer.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:22 AM ^
big ups to those who actually ate lemons, made a video, and posted on youtube. and to the OP.
also, at least in my view, a charitable donation is a perfectly acceptable cop-out.
December 20th, 2018 at 11:31 AM ^
And to Windy City for these posts and keeping it alive. Has brought a significant amount of amusement to the board.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:22 AM ^
These posts are fun. These users need to pay up or our karma will continue to be awful.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:25 AM ^
Please find MGRowold(er)
December 20th, 2018 at 11:13 AM ^
Im right here. I said he wasnt coming and was happily wrong but never said I'd eat a lemon if he did.
Look at yesterday's post on this topic. I posted a link to my last lemon eating adventures
December 20th, 2018 at 12:21 PM ^
It’s all good. Trust me I know, that you’re more less happy than not. I just remembered your conjuring and I was sure that you were feeling that same way with Solomon. Crootin! GO BLUE!!!
December 20th, 2018 at 10:25 AM ^
Right here, pal. I think its in my best interest, and as well as in the best interest of everyone here, that I don't post a video of me shitting myself. I'm sure you can imagine that was a little bit of hyperbole on my part. But I definitely own up to what I said.
I'll send off a $20 donation to either Mott or Chad Tough and call it a day.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:35 AM ^
Only $20?
December 20th, 2018 at 10:37 AM ^
This is for you schmucks who want proof.
December 20th, 2018 at 11:41 AM ^
Awesome gesture. I'll match your $20 right now and raise you $20. Let's keep this going.
December 20th, 2018 at 11:55 AM ^
Fun fact: I went to parent/teacher conferences a couple of weeks ago. Saw the name Carr on one of the lockers. Wondered if there was a relation. When I signed in, I saw Jason and Tammy Carr on the list. I had no idea our kids were in the same class.
December 20th, 2018 at 3:16 PM ^
Good man Perkis. Im matching your donation.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:29 AM ^
I love how ih8losing is eating his lemon in his kitchen, his kid (off camera) says "Where's mom?" and he signals towards the basement and that's it. The kid doesn't say, "Hey dad -- why are you eating a lemon and recording it?"
Kids can be very perceptive occasionally, but usually they are oblivious to how dumb we adults are.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:37 AM ^
Maybe his kid asking where his mom is to go ask if dad is okay because he is eating a lemon and recording it. Imagine said kids face when his mom tells him it was bet he made on the internet about a football recruit.
December 20th, 2018 at 11:00 AM ^
And here he is, owning up to his internet commitment, yet he keeps putting off his promise to clean the basement. So where’s Mom again? Don’t worry, it’s fine.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:53 AM ^
son was 100% oblivious and from his point of view, he couldn't really tell what I was eating. As for the wife... a simple "I lost a bet" was as far as I went LOL Shake of the head and a sigh followed.
I was certainly pretty negative about the prospect of Hill re-committing. That said, I must admit I had some fun with it yesterday and Kudos to the OP for calling us out on it.
Maybe we all need to eat a lemon ahead of the OSU game next year? Would make for a great fundraiser/tailgate event.
December 20th, 2018 at 11:35 AM ^
I like Lemonheads, but actually I think Cherry Clans are even better. But now that I think back on the labeling--geez. I'm guessing that's why I haven't seen them in a long time?
December 20th, 2018 at 1:25 PM ^
Well done sir. Kudos on staying true to your word.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:32 AM ^
Shame, I was just working on a recipe for dick flavored candies.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:34 AM ^
I'm sure it was going to be very whimsical!
December 20th, 2018 at 11:44 AM ^
Hatter's fibbing. We all know he already he has that recipe in his recipe box.
I'm guessing he's improving upon the original like kfc did with extra crispy or like coke did with new coke. And no, Hatter, that's new coca cola not your bagged version from columbia.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:38 AM ^
Why doesn't this surprise me even a little?
December 20th, 2018 at 10:59 AM ^
If you perfect it a chicken restaurant/stand in Japan might want to talk to you.
They already have Girl sweat, girl feet, and girl hair flavored chicken and might want to attract other demos.
December 20th, 2018 at 11:33 AM ^
We all know that all you had to do was change a few ingredients from your other dick flavored concoctions.
December 20th, 2018 at 12:09 PM ^
Yeah I was thinking of several flavor variations; period week, after anal, incel, etc.
December 20th, 2018 at 2:51 PM ^
Or a throwback that you introduced to the blog - the cosby sweater.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:33 AM ^
Someone eat it like an apple.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:34 AM ^
GO BLUE!
December 20th, 2018 at 4:04 PM ^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgctWg_8rdY
(anyone know how to embed videos?)
December 20th, 2018 at 10:37 AM ^
I know I'm not the first to say it, but big props to everyone who is eating lemons and/or firing the money cannon at a worthy cause. Well done fellow MGoBloggers!
December 20th, 2018 at 10:37 AM ^
I have the money for a bag of lemons burning a hole in my pocket. WTH is Burger Boy??? All he needs to do is eat - I'll pay for his privilege!
December 20th, 2018 at 10:38 AM ^
I don't want to see video of some of these....
December 20th, 2018 at 10:38 AM ^
Hi. It me. The original "I'll eat bag of lemons" guy.
As much as I would be down for eating a bag of lemons and posting a vid of myself doing that, I work somewhere where I'd kinda rather not post a video of myself online doing that since there's a good chance that gets weird for me professionally. So I'm still deciding whether or not I really want to post a video of myself doing that, or if I do the donate to a charity thing.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:50 AM ^
Just post a POV of you eating a lemon, as in we see the lemon, it comes up to the screen, and goes back mostly narled (maybe some sucking sounds, your choice). Not that I'm going to watch your video,mind you, but you do have options.
December 20th, 2018 at 12:10 PM ^
"Maybe some sucking sounds, your choice"
+1 lol
December 20th, 2018 at 10:50 AM ^
Smart - Never post anythingninline you don’t want your boss/customer/etc to see. I agree with earlier poster, a charitable donation is a great alternative. Proof still required.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:52 AM ^
How about just changing your name to "I Like Lemons". That should satisfy the bet. With a new avatar, of course...