September 9th, 2018 at 2:26 AM ^
Eyebrows...gone.
September 9th, 2018 at 2:29 AM ^
Looks like the guy in front of her is wiping away some of those sweet sparty tears.
September 9th, 2018 at 3:27 AM ^
Pretty sure that’s Lewerke’s dad. Which makes it even better.
September 9th, 2018 at 2:37 PM ^
Wow. Lewerke's dad looks like a chick.
/s?
September 9th, 2018 at 3:44 PM ^
Anyone else think lewerke looks like the original robocop actor? Freaks me out. Dude is a bad guy in all his recent movies
September 9th, 2018 at 9:09 AM ^
Fuck her and the whole Lewerke family -- ancestors and prospective progeny included.
September 9th, 2018 at 11:37 AM ^
That’s not Lewerke’s mother. She was wearing a jersey. Trust me they showed her a million times, and she’s not bad looking.
September 9th, 2018 at 10:31 PM ^
Really dude? A college kid's family..... Try not to be an asshole. I know you probably can't help it, but just TRY. Leave that shit in Columbus - not here.
September 9th, 2018 at 3:14 AM ^
She looks exactly like every 30-40 year old Sparty woman that I know. She's probably a school psychologist who is married to a guy in middle management somewhere. She is probably extremely proud of her MSU alum status, but doesn't realize that her pride comes exclusively from the fact that they've dominated us in football for the last decade. She probably gets a bit too drunk off of $11.99/bottle wine at parties and outkicks her intellectual coverage and ends up looking like a belligerent fool. She probably runs a bunch of 5Ks and thinks she is smoking hot by virtue of the fact that she's not fat. Basically half the women in my social circle.
September 9th, 2018 at 3:28 AM ^
Lmao! Hopefully, that was therapeutic for you!
September 9th, 2018 at 3:33 AM ^
Wasn't that lewerky'' mom? If so, it makes this comment even better lol
September 9th, 2018 at 4:57 AM ^
gets a bit too drunk off of $11.99/bottle wine at parties
hey now, that was me tonight...
September 9th, 2018 at 9:53 AM ^
Yeah but at least you weren't wearing some of that repulsive sparty gear.
September 9th, 2018 at 6:40 AM ^
I had to login just to praise that synopsis. Spot on, brother! We must run in the same social circles.
September 9th, 2018 at 9:26 AM ^
"Outkicks her intellectual coverage." Outstanding.
September 9th, 2018 at 10:39 AM ^
Bottle of wine? Only the finest boxed wine for Sparty
September 9th, 2018 at 10:58 AM ^
So I take it that you married a sparty woman.
September 9th, 2018 at 11:00 AM ^
Lmao describes the moms of 70% of the kids I went to school with in Northville.
+1 my friend.
September 9th, 2018 at 2:52 PM ^
Holy shit the fucking accuracy, I'm dying
September 9th, 2018 at 8:15 AM ^
I wish I had a chin like that.
September 9th, 2018 at 10:49 AM ^
You aware?
September 9th, 2018 at 2:24 AM ^
That trip home is gonna suck. I sure hope Mork packed extra pants.
September 9th, 2018 at 9:22 AM ^
"You play to play the game."
-- M. Dantonio
September 9th, 2018 at 2:24 AM ^
That's why you shouldn't let rapists and racists play on your football team. Bye Sparty.
September 9th, 2018 at 8:27 AM ^
Should or shouldn’t ??
September 9th, 2018 at 10:36 AM ^
nice catch
September 9th, 2018 at 2:25 AM ^
Time for a great night's sleep.
September 9th, 2018 at 2:38 AM ^
And by "a great night's sleep" you mean "another beer as I rewatch the DVR of the MICH game."
September 9th, 2018 at 2:26 AM ^
It was worth waiting until 2:30 AM!
September 9th, 2018 at 2:57 AM ^
Absolutely!
September 9th, 2018 at 2:26 AM ^
Glad I stayed up.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
September 9th, 2018 at 2:26 AM ^
Rename the Heisman the Hermsman.
September 9th, 2018 at 11:52 AM ^
Was looking up several Pac-12 preseason predictions and many had ASU last in the South division. So basically Illinois?
September 9th, 2018 at 2:27 AM ^
I’m a “root for the B1G because it’s good for Michigan” kind of guy, so know that I don’t say this lightly:
Music, sweet music.
September 9th, 2018 at 2:32 AM ^
I stopped being a "root for the B1G" guy a looooong time ago. I hope MSU loses every game.
September 9th, 2018 at 2:43 AM ^
Lando knows what’s good. Same goes for Ohio State. Fuck ‘em.
September 9th, 2018 at 5:00 AM ^
I don’t cheer for any Big Ten school with the word state in its title.
September 9th, 2018 at 9:13 AM ^
Or the word "Nebraska."
September 9th, 2018 at 7:56 AM ^
I was a cheer for the BigTen guy, but I haven't been this year. All of the crap talking from other BigTen fans about our program, coach, players, even stadium, etc... I've cheered for some BigTen teams in games this year, but I've constantly cheered against many BigTen teams this year.
September 9th, 2018 at 11:03 AM ^
I've been the same way after the App state loss in 2007 when everyone else in the Big Ten cheered. The Big Ten can get fucked for all that I care. Except maybe Iowa. Iowa never did anything to anybody but play football.
September 9th, 2018 at 9:00 AM ^
No point in doing that anymore when half the conference is shielding serial rapists and abusers and killing kids.
September 9th, 2018 at 12:50 PM ^
I want Ohio state to lose every game followed by penn state and mich state. Other big ten schools can win
September 9th, 2018 at 2:27 AM ^
That wasn't even really Sparty No! At least in the traditional sense. They just kinda lost.
September 9th, 2018 at 10:12 AM ^
Actually this whole thing just exemplifies Dantonio's abject failure of leadership (though I'm not complaining, I'm just stating).
He's been the coach for a while now. There's no excuse to allow or not negotiate around a game where the second half is going to be played three hours past normal player bed times, but not for the opposing team. If you watched it, you saw the wheels come off after 1:30 am. It's common knowledge, backed by well cited scientific studies, that performance metrics decrease late at night.
The present study determined whether central information processing is subject to a circadian rhythm and, therefore, contributes to the well-known time-of-day effect on reaction time (RT). To assess the duration of central processing chronometrically, we employed the psychological refractory period (PRP) paradigm. In this task, subjects make fast responses to two successive stimuli. RT to the second stimulus is usually prolonged as the interval between the two stimuli decreases. This PRP effect is commonly attributed to a central-processing bottleneck. Subjects performed the PRP task every 2 hr during 28 hr of constant wakefulness under controlled conditions. The PRP effect was most pronounced in the early morning. We conclude that central processing is subject to a circadian rhythm, exhibiting a slowing during the night and a nadir in the early morning.
September 9th, 2018 at 2:28 AM ^
I was late on my post, the sticky’s screwed me up. Great day at The Big House followed by a (very) late night watching the Sun Devils overcome the spartys. Go Blue!!
September 9th, 2018 at 2:29 AM ^
It’s about time ASU stood up! The wifey and I live down the block from Pinnacle Peak High School. We feel like we should root for the neighborhood kid Lewerke, but we hate sparty too much. The heat and the late, late night did them in.
GO BLUE!
September 9th, 2018 at 3:44 AM ^
If you want to root for a neighborhood kid, root for Ryan Finley of NCST. He went to Paradise Valley, which is probably just north of you at 40th and Bell.
September 9th, 2018 at 2:31 AM ^
Sparty had so many chances to put that game away. But credit the Fighting Herms for getting it done when it needed to be done.