lock the bracket in 

Brad Davison came back so he could get college basketball's first flop tech

y'all got any more of them Wagners?

Mark Emmert just got an extension!

all timeouts in basketball should require the head coach to shear off a digit

In which someone is described as majestic 

real ish, he bowdlerized  

Bad Indiana! Hire Steve Alford instead!

for great success, put Crisler Arena on mile-high stilts 

I have decided not to attend Armless State University because I want to make an impact with my arms