can't even say Ojabo comin' anymore even though that makes way more sense 

steadily moving up hockey recruiting news earlier in the column because got damn 

who likes making up six digit numbers? 

Hi, I'm College Athlete and I'd like to invite you down to Bob's Muffler Empire for some good old fashioned fun 

Devante Jones is going to win all the HORSE games next year, hopefully in Ann Arbor

If they get Owen Power back I will go eee

It's not my fault someone else did the list 

man offers self to internet firing squad

this post would have been better if Zlatan wrote it 

lock the bracket in