in which your author gets hip to the latest self-destruction lingo 

I don't know who gets to be Mr Red, decide amongst yourselves 

struggling without a functional Livers

pretty clear this one wasn't happening as soon as Livers came up gimpy against Presbyterian 

a decisive win for winston

their hockey team is good though

that scene in Spaceballs where they go fast 

alright on to football

we play two of these now. at the same time!

can the big man get a backup?