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With his staff hires , it…

With his staff hires , it sounds like Day prefers really crunchy white chocolate chip cookies with plenty of nuts. 

 

I wasn't going to let any of…

I wasn't going to let any of my asshole cousins have her, that's for sure. Besides, she's only my sister by blood.

No, it's my wife. She favors…

No, it's my wife. She favors father a bit more than I do.

Here's hoping OSU loses The…

Here's hoping OSU loses The Game until then.

Tragic, yes. But Brady joked…

Ah, the serial xm downvoter. (Oh, and I see him going after my posts too. Gj!)

Tragic, yes. But Brady joked about 9/11 the other night.  Appropriateness for joke timing is subjective. There'll be people joking about it this year when OSU loses in the shoe.

To be clear, it isn't a…

To be clear, it isn't a disqualifier.

Was the jumper prescient? We…

Was the jumper prescient? We'll never know.

Thanks for the direct link…

Thanks for the direct link. Spares me from the awkwardness of the wife seeing my browsing history of googling for an orji online, AND for thinking I'm an idiot who can't spell orgy.

If it makes y'all feel…

I'm from the deep south and when it came to looking into grad schools with some of my friends (dental school and law school), Michigan was near the top of the list for both. The words Ohio State were never mentioned simply because they just aren't as world famous as Gus Johnson would have everyone believe. 

It's just not the kind of place you travel across the county to attend.

Georgia has a school…

Georgia has a school specific plate for sparty but not Michigan. Sucks.

Better than an SEC chant…

Better than an SEC chant breaking out. Thats when you know things have really gone off the rails.

Oh no, awful. Condolences to…

Oh no, awful. Condolences to his family.

Apologies. I so believe that…

Apologies. I so believe that Ryan Day stepping away from play calling would benefit their program that I missed out on the joke part.  

Awkward chuckle commencing.

Knuge Clokne

Knuge Clokne

You really think Ryan "can't…

You really think Ryan "can't get out of his own way" Day won't default to a pass first offense on game days, especially when things get tight?  He's hard wired to do it. He'll veto chip's decisions on game day and butteye fans will think we're cheating when everyone and their mother knows he'll never run the ball on a 2nd and long. Hell, he'll pass more often than not on 4th and short (especially with our interior D). 

Blah blah blah. They didn't…

Blah blah blah. They didn't solve their qb problem nor did they do anything to fix their o-line. Butterfingers from bama at center? Yes please.

He didn't have to take Ben…

He didn't have to take Ben Herbert. That will never sit right with me. 

Need a Photoshop of that…

Need a Photoshop of that shirt color.

Yes, my cousin does it when…

Yes, my cousin does it when she goes off. Super sexy.

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That's fine so long as there…

That's fine so long as there are 4 Michigan men ahead of him.

Thanks, admissions. Good job…

Thanks, admissions. Good job keeping the riff raff out. 

A broken ferentz is right…

A broken ferentz is right two times a decade.

And is a kick ass running…

And is a kick ass running back.

I'm excited to see him choke…

I'm excited to see him choke again.

Pouches are easier than the…

Pouches are easier than the boxes. Never bent a straw on a pouch.

A diesel land cruiser 70…

A diesel land cruiser 70 series with manual transmission.

Planes trains and…

Planes trains and automobiles? Uncle Buck? RoboCop?

#unpopularopinion

#unpopularopinion

Ryan Day poops in the shower…

Ryan Day poops in the shower and waffle stomps it down the drain.

Bills have a winner with…

Bills have a winner with Coleman. Anyone smart enough to ditch MSU will have great success in life.

A no brainier. 

A no brainier. 

Caleb is a locker room…

Caleb is a locker room cancer. Fool's gold.

Everybody's tampering y'all…

Everybody's tampering y'all. I'd be shocked if we weren't.

I don't do social media so I…

I don't do social media so I'm not sure if that's a factor. Regardless, it's like a jalapeno margarita without the booze. I will be spiking the next one.

The pineapple refresher at…

The pineapple refresher at Starbucks is good if you order it with 🌶️ powder.

Needed

Needed

"You wanna know how I got…

"You wanna know how I got these scars?!"

Should I be upset?

Should I be upset?

Players jumping in to meet…

Players jumping in to meet the deadline. Maybe they're just testing the waters before opting back in?

My son begged for a fathead…

My son begged for a fathead of him instead of Hutchinson.  :(

They'll keep getting kids…

They'll keep getting kids that don't get the rivalry and in the process send the homegrown kids that do to Michigan with a chip on their shoulder. Works for me.

Maybe he just figured out…

Maybe he just figured out that wrasslin' is better than wrestling.

Sweet. My wife loves hers…

Sweet. My wife loves hers. They really did a good job with the suspension update in the fall. No more porpoising. What color combo?

Not even worth worrying…

Not even worth worrying about. My battery warranty is 8 years or 175k miles (whichever comes first). 

Waylon Jennings stuck in my…

Waylon Jennings stuck in my head now. Not a bad thing.

Soot, pollen, road grime,…

Soot, pollen, road grime, bird shit.

I'm still not a fan of the…

I'm still not a fan of the headlights, but I love the rest of the design.  I could find flaws with every vehicle design ever except the Ford  GT40. That thing is perfection.

I wish Toyota sold the 70…

I wish Toyota sold the 70 series land cruisers here in the States.  Not the watered down land cruisers/Prados.  I would have a manual diesel double cab truck in a heartbeat.  Will probably end up buying one overseas or in central America some day and swapping vins on an old frame from here.